Must... Have... Achievements... Or... *Death*

Posted by SpawnMan (748 posts) -

Gosh! Going through a major achievement slump here people! How else am I going to make my life feel meaningful without that little beep and pop up every time I do something in a game? My life is so devoid of feeling accomplished and respected and significance that the numbers beside my gamertag are the only thing keeping me from the edge! 
 
Basically what I'm trying to say is "WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN EVIL LIMBO AND WHY AREN'T YOU UNLOCKING SERIOUSLY...?" 12,000 kills in Gears of War and still no Seriously... and I'm stuck on Limbo. Again. So tiring having to go ALL THE WAY DOWNSTAIRS to look on the YouTube walkthrough! I'm so desperate to finish both of them and get some other achievements, because there really is some truth to my first paragraph. I dunno, it makes me feel kinda special unlocking something. Lord knows no one else appreciates me. 
 
*Sob*

#1 Posted by SpawnMan (748 posts) -

Gosh! Going through a major achievement slump here people! How else am I going to make my life feel meaningful without that little beep and pop up every time I do something in a game? My life is so devoid of feeling accomplished and respected and significance that the numbers beside my gamertag are the only thing keeping me from the edge! 
 
Basically what I'm trying to say is "WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN EVIL LIMBO AND WHY AREN'T YOU UNLOCKING SERIOUSLY...?" 12,000 kills in Gears of War and still no Seriously... and I'm stuck on Limbo. Again. So tiring having to go ALL THE WAY DOWNSTAIRS to look on the YouTube walkthrough! I'm so desperate to finish both of them and get some other achievements, because there really is some truth to my first paragraph. I dunno, it makes me feel kinda special unlocking something. Lord knows no one else appreciates me. 
 
*Sob*

#2 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13629 posts) -

The GOW thing is a known issue. Its said it will unlock around 14k 

#3 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19371 posts) -

Games are supposed to be fun.  If unlocking achievements frustrates you and doesn't add to your amusement, stop.  If you enjoy unlocking them, don't complain.

#4 Posted by SpawnMan (748 posts) -
@FluxWaveZ: You don't get tongue in cheek humour do you... 
 
@The_Laughing_Man: 14K? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ah well, only 2K more to go...
#5 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19371 posts) -
@SpawnMan: If this is meant to be humorous, the joke's been played out.

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