Giantbomb's Drunken Bloggers Assosiation Xtreme

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#1 Edited by Sweep (8924 posts) -

Sometimes, people have a rough day.

They lose their job, they get dumped by their girlfriend, they are Irish - whatever the reason, sometimes people need to consume some fucking alcohol. And, in this state of mind, no doubt it makes PERFECT SENSE to let everyone know just how drunk they are by writing a pointless blog all about their inebriated adventures.  

Lady and gentlemens.

Welcome to the GDBAX

Giantbomb Drunken Bloggers Association Xtreme
 
 
Whilst I do not endorse members of giantbomb drinking more than their recommended dose of spirits, I shall be amongst the first to point and laugh when they inevitably throw up on their keyboards.
#2 Posted by MattyFTM (14417 posts) -

Awesome stuff sweep. We need to recruit more people to the GDBAX!!!!

Moderator
#3 Posted by Dalai (7041 posts) -

Claude's drunken work might need its own section... we wouldn't have it any other way.

#4 Posted by Fallen189 (5034 posts) -

If you can still use a computer, you aren't trying hard enough.

#5 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

Jeff actually told me to sober up in one of my blogs. I usually don't state if I'm drunk or not. I just let the words fly and see where they land.

#6 Posted by captainawesomo (181 posts) -

Oh man. I'm always either tipsy or drunk so I reckon I need to be a part of this here association.

#7 Posted by eroticfishcake (7786 posts) -

This'll be interesting. Though whenever I'm plastered I'm too busy hugging a piece of furniture (or some one) to write anything.

#8 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18954 posts) -
@Sweep: dont forget claude's blog
#9 Posted by Red12b (9084 posts) -
#10 Edited by Sweep (8924 posts) -
@Claude: If you want to join the GDBAX then I need to be able to mentally construct the image of you dribbling all over your monitor.
 
Claude being claude is not claude being drunk. It's just claude being claude.
 
<3
 
EDIT**
Just found one. Welcome to the GDBAX, Claude :D
#11 Posted by Red12b (9084 posts) -
@Sweep:  
Continuing the glory that is Drunken Bloggers Anonymous...
#12 Posted by Leptok (942 posts) -

I'm Irish, but after that night with the fifth of Jameson, nah, I'm good with drinking.

#13 Posted by Red12b (9084 posts) -
@Leptok:  
Haha, softcock :)
#14 Posted by super_machine (1931 posts) -

Aye my friend. I am Irish (American) and I've had two pints of Molson Max ice and a pint of Sapporo. Its been a good day so far. I'm about to do some abstract painting and a little knife throwing practice. Either way, its all win.

#15 Posted by emkeighcameron (1876 posts) -

Um, all of my " good" blog entries were conceived of and composed when I was drunk. Does that qualify?

#16 Posted by super_machine (1931 posts) -

Fuck, I just found a fly in my beer. Free loading bastard! Thats what I get for giantbombgetingdruknen outside on the patio. cheers all, from the Detroit area!

#17 Posted by Red12b (9084 posts) -
@Sweep:  
You need to update this man.
#18 Posted by Synthballs (2193 posts) -

I'll join this one day.

#19 Posted by eroticfishcake (7786 posts) -

The Wall of Fame...or Shame?

#20 Posted by Red12b (9084 posts) -
@eroticfishcake said:
" The Wall of Fame...or Shame? "
it's not a wall, it's a list, silly. how many guinness's have you had today? 
#21 Posted by eroticfishcake (7786 posts) -
@Red12b: Hey, Arthur's Day was three days ago. At most I had a glass of red wine last night so I'm still sober. :P
#22 Posted by Disgaeamad (1342 posts) -
#23 Posted by Sweep (8924 posts) -
@Disgaeamad: Noted, added.  
 
Welcome to the GDBAX. We don't do anything, but we are still elite.
#24 Posted by Foil1212 (445 posts) -

How about drunk IRC posters? That's where I bring my drunk self after my friends leave.

Online
#25 Posted by Sweep (8924 posts) -

updated and bumped. 
 
@Foil1212: There is not enough room on the internet to contain the drunkeness that takes place in the IRC.

#26 Posted by KaosAngel (13765 posts) -

I shall make a drunk thread soon.

#27 Edited by MrKlorox (11209 posts) -

 Man now that I stopped drinking, reading drunken blogs isn't nearly as fun as it used to be.

#28 Posted by Sweep (8924 posts) -

Updated

 "October 17th, 2010 - Brakken1987 gets in the first round.     "

 
The GDBAX continues to grow, like a fat girl in a doughnut shop!
#29 Posted by TurboMan (7605 posts) -

I was drunk earlier tonight... but I don't get drunk at home with a computer like a complete loser. 
 
 
..I'll see if I can arrange a special night.

#30 Posted by Daveyo520 (6862 posts) -
@Sweep:  I was worried you would do this. It wasn't a blog Sweep! You are ruining the integrity of the league!
#31 Posted by Sweep (8924 posts) -
@Daveyo520: I was tricked! By a drunkard, no less! For shame...
#32 Posted by Daveyo520 (6862 posts) -
@Sweep: This Hall of Heroes shall not be varnished this day.
#33 Posted by Sparky_Buzzsaw (6312 posts) -

I can tell this thread is gonna be a favorite, and that I'm inevitably going to somehow wind up on it.  Goddamn rum... it calls to me.

Moderator
#34 Posted by Sweep (8924 posts) -

Welcome to the GBDBX, Eroticfishcake :D

#35 Posted by Red12b (9084 posts) -
#36 Posted by Meltbrain (2975 posts) -

I didn't know this existed. This is amazing.

#37 Posted by Arbie (1449 posts) -

Lol, I didn't know about this either. Maybe one day I'll join the cool kid club! Want to see more giantbomb drunk blogs in the meantime though!

#38 Posted by EvilTwin (3324 posts) -

Drunken blogs are so passé  now.

#39 Posted by Sweep (8924 posts) -

UPDATED 

 
  •  November 30th, 2010 - ZombiePie decides that bullet points are the best way to flaunt inebriation.     
#40 Posted by ZombiePie (5710 posts) -
@Sweep: @Red12b:  Why...did I drink so much?
Moderator
#41 Posted by Sweep (8924 posts) -
@ZombiePie: The first rule of the GDBAX is you do not ask questions.
#42 Posted by melcene (3056 posts) -

Wish I'd known about this last week.  I was posting elsewhere drunk... 

#43 Posted by Red12b (9084 posts) -
@ZombiePie said:
" @Sweep: @Red12b:  Why...did I drink so much? "
because it's your first time, 
 
remember to smash down water during and after,  
 
 
It's a must, just do it or you might get the DTs
#44 Edited by MrKlorox (11209 posts) -
#45 Posted by Sweep (8924 posts) -

Updated: 

  •  December 8th, 2010 - The traditional 21st Birthday blog from our favorite drunken Canadian, KnifeySpoony.    
#46 Posted by MikkaQ (10317 posts) -

You can bet your ass I'm joining this association next week.

#47 Posted by Driadon (3001 posts) -
@Sweep: Correction: KnifeySpooney lives in San Fran.
#48 Posted by Sweep (8924 posts) -
@Driadon: Not as far as i'm concerned.
#49 Posted by beej (1674 posts) -

Oh god, my 21'st is in a little over a month. I swear to god I will not make this page. I have some self respect left. 

#50 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

Half my blogs were written three sheets in the wind. Influence it effects you.

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