Because Cartoon Review Patrick was received so well and because people thought I should, here's the Alex 5 star scale I made up.

Once again, here they are individually.

Alex-1

Alex-2

Alex-3

Alex-4

Alex-5

And once again what do you guys think?

why are you so good at this? This is amazing. I bet the crew will start using these once you have a set for all of them.

Once again, great work.

I like them, though 3 stars Alex's mouth looks slightly strange. Maybe the line is too thick?

Yeah, number 3 needs a bit of retooling. I imagine the neutral ones are the hardest to get right

5 star Alex get's 10 stars. No, wait, 20. 100! All the stars!

The rest are cool too

I think these are very good.

Amazing.

It would be a crime for them to remove them from reviews, seeing as you're now picking up the slack of making awesome new cartoons. Full approval here.

Simply amazing. I wish GB continues to use their cartoon pictures with the review score even though there have been talks about getting rid off them.

Once again, awesome.

Great job man

Excellent work mate! Wish I could draw as well as you.

I am quite fond of the things you have done here.

Awesome, I love the zombie 1 star.

@papercut: I was hoping for this pose to end up being used.

Oh well, still awesome job duder.

@Alex: All in a days work fair citizen

They are amazing!

Really sucks that they are activly working on getting rid of the cartoon review portraits on the new site.

I feel like 4 star alex wants to sell me cocaine or something

Excellent! I hear that party-favour 'honk' every time I look at #5.

So, this is a thing.

Great work, though for some reason I can't not see a moustache on two stars.

I feel like 1 star Alex should be more sad...1 star games are far more depressing than just bein a zombie...it should really be like a zombie with one eye...or tears

Quite amazing, but the 5-star is a thing of beauty.

@Rappelsiini: who has said this? is this like the Brad's leaving thing? am i getting trolled? in my own town?

You only need the four star one.

@Nottle: God, that picture really should have been included. God job nonetheless. I'm hoping for you to show Dave some love the next time around.

@RenMcKormack said:

@Rappelsiini: who has said this? is this like the Brad's leaving thing? am i getting trolled? in my own town?

100% serious, unless I've been trolled as well. I think Jeff said it somewhere, I'm not sure and can't bother to find source to support my claim.

@RenMcKormack said:

@Rappelsiini: who has said this? is this like the Brad's leaving thing? am i getting trolled? in my own town?

100% serious, unless I've been trolled as well. I think Jeff said it somewhere, I'm not sure and can't bother to find source to support my claim.

@Rappelsiini said:

@RenMcKormack said:

@Rappelsiini: who has said this? is this like the Brad's leaving thing? am i getting trolled? in my own town?

100% serious, unless I've been trolled as well. I think Jeff said it somewhere, I'm not sure and can't bother to find source to support my claim.

Yeah Jeff (and probably other) said it multiple time that they want to take them out so I'm sure it won't be in the redesign. It's a shame if you ask me, added a bit of personality in the reviews.

These are great, but I think one of those should look like Nicolas Cage...I don't know if it should be 5 star Alex/Cage of 1 star Alex/Cage

@papercut: I was hoping for this pose to end up being used.

Oh well, still awesome job duder.

Your Alex is really fucking creepy.

So spot on i guess!

So awesome.

You are way too good at this, dude. Seriously, if the team can see these and the ones you made for Patrick and still want to do away with them entirely, they're monsters. MONSTERS, I TELL YOU.

May I suggest this image for the 1-star Alex

These and the Patrick ones are amazing!

You are quite talented at this

I'm glad this is a thing.

Great job! It's about time that Alex got some cartoon love too!

@papercut: did a little mock up awesome job.

@Euphorio said:

I feel like 1 star Alex should be more sad...1 star games are far more depressing than just bein a zombie...it should really be like a zombie with one eye...or tears

sadzombie.com is a different website.

Four start Alex scares me.

5 star Alex is my favourite!

@JeanLuc said:

@papercut: I was hoping for this pose to end up being used.

Oh well, still awesome job duder.

Thats too much like the Brad five star cartoon.

Love 'em just like the Patrick ones

The one star should be him getting run over by a truck.

Nicely done. You should make them for Luchadeer and Cool Baby.

@wmaustin55 said:

why are you so good at this? This is amazing. I bet the crew will start using these once you have a set for all of them.

Well considering that they're planning on removing the cartoon characters in the site redesign...

@wmaustin55: @Sweep: 3 star Alex looks like John Drake.

No references to wrestling, nic cage, 18-wheelers, or asylum films. Alex deserves better!

Great job duder!

3 star Alex looks like John Drake with a goatee.