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    Alpha Protocol

    Game » consists of 11 releases. Released May 27, 2010

    Control rogue agent Michael Thorton as he tries to unearth an international conspiracy in the near future (where everybody seems to have a hidden agenda or two) in this third-person action RPG.

    damn what a letdown

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    #1  Edited By kaaaaaaahn

    never expected this post to be this contreversial well here is my actual review for alpha protocol that hopefully want get me called a retard. well yeah it probbably will 
     
    here we go- for one there is about no custimization for a game that is about choice. also there are barely any stealth segments and the ones that are there are way to easy. now the biggest part of this game that bugged me was that the conversation system really lacked any depth whatsoever. now i havent finished the game of course but i am hoping it takes a turn for the better and that the choices i have made start to actually have consequences. also the graphics are dissapointing. ok well hopefully i get slightly less flamed. XD 

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    #2  Edited By Claude

    Not a good forum topic.

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    #3  Edited By Ryax
    @Claude said:
    " Not a good forum topic. "
    i concur
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    #4  Edited By DystopiaX

    I feel like the OP is going for his 10 threads created quest.

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    #5  Edited By Claude
    @DystopiaX said:
    " I feel like the OP is going for his 10 threads created quest. "
    He's only a level 2, so he's probably just a dumbass. Usually, quest spammers are up there in levels.
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    #6  Edited By DystopiaX
    @Claude said:
    " @DystopiaX said:
    " I feel like the OP is going for his 10 threads created quest. "
    He's only a level 2, so he's probably just a dumbass. Usually, quest spammers are up there in levels. "
    every spammer's gotta start somewhere.
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    #7  Edited By Jadeskye

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    #8  Edited By Claude
    @DystopiaX said:
    " @Claude said:
    " @DystopiaX said:
    " I feel like the OP is going for his 10 threads created quest. "
    He's only a level 2, so he's probably just a dumbass. Usually, quest spammers are up there in levels. "
    every spammer's gotta start somewhere. "
    You're right. Who knows how people tackle these quests.
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    #9  Edited By zombie2011
    @kaaaaaaahn: first day on GB and already two horrible threads congrats.
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    #10  Edited By Mariek430
    @Ryax said:
    " @Claude said:
    " Not a good forum topic. "
    i concur "
    I find your reply overhyped.
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    #11  Edited By Ryax
    @Mariek430 said:
    " @Ryax said:
    " @Claude said:
    " Not a good forum topic. "
    i concur "
    I find your reply overhyped. "
    you're over hyped
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    #12  Edited By Claude
    @Ryax said:
    " @Mariek430 said:
    " @Ryax said:
    " @Claude said:
    " Not a good forum topic. "
    i concur "
    I find your reply overhyped. "
    you're over hyped "
    Now I'm hyped.
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    #13  Edited By Ryax
    @Claude said:
    " @Ryax said:
    " @Mariek430 said:
    " @Ryax said:
    " @Claude said:
    " Not a good forum topic. "
    i concur "
    I find your reply overhyped. "
    you're over hyped "
    Now I'm hyped. "
    over hyped?
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    #14  Edited By Crono11
    @Claude said:
    " @Ryax said:
    " @Mariek430 said:
    " @Ryax said:
    " @Claude said:
    " Not a good forum topic. "
    i concur "
    I find your reply overhyped. "
    you're over hyped "
    Now I'm hyped. "
    You're so hyped that if you get anything less then 5/5 then you're a flop.
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    #15  Edited By kishan6
    @Claude said:
    " @DystopiaX said:
    " I feel like the OP is going for his 10 threads created quest. "
    He's only a level 2, so he's probably just a dumbass. Usually, quest spammers are up there in levels. "
    quite true 
    and also you have 5000 posts good sir 
    enjoy it until you respond to this :)
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    #16  Edited By CL60
    @Ryax said:
    " @Claude said:
    " @Ryax said:
    " @Mariek430 said:
    " @Ryax said:
    " @Claude said:
    " Not a good forum topic. "
    i concur "
    I find your reply overhyped. "
    you're over hyped "
    Now I'm hyped. "
    over hyped? "
    Under hyped.
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    #17  Edited By Ryax
    @CL60 said:
    " @Ryax said:
    " @Claude said:
    " @Ryax said:
    " @Mariek430 said:
    " @Ryax said:
    " @Claude said:
    " Not a good forum topic. "
    i concur "
    I find your reply overhyped. "
    you're over hyped "
    Now I'm hyped. "
    over hyped? "
    Under hyped. "
    the hype is just right
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    #18  Edited By Claude
    @kishan6 said:
    " @Claude said:
    " @DystopiaX said:
    " I feel like the OP is going for his 10 threads created quest. "
    He's only a level 2, so he's probably just a dumbass. Usually, quest spammers are up there in levels. "
    quite true and also you have 5000 posts good sir enjoy it until you respond to this :) "

    I'll be damned, wasn't paying attention.
     
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    #19  Edited By kaaaaaaahn

    i wasnt spamming. if you want me to write an entire page worth of things i didnt like about this game i will. im not a dumbass cause im a level 2. you were all level 1s once so dont act like all low levels are idiots

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    #20  Edited By Claude
    @kaaaaaaahn said:
    " i wasnt spamming. if you want me to write an entire page worth of things i didnt like about this game i will. im not a dumbass cause im a level 2. you were all level 1s once so dont act like all low levels are idiots "
    Well, why didn't you do it in the first place? Please. Say something dammit.
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    #21  Edited By Ryax
    @kaaaaaaahn said:

    " i wasnt spamming. if you want me to write an entire page worth of things i didnt like about this game i will. im not a dumbass cause im a level 2. you were all level 1s once so dont act like all low levels are idiots "

    they are. and we weren't because some of the quests were retro active and as soon as the system came out we were higher. i started at lvl 9
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    #22  Edited By zombie2011
    @kaaaaaaahn said:
    " i wasnt spamming. if you want me to write an entire page worth of things i didnt like about this game i will. "  
    Thats the fucking point of starting a thread! 
     
     if you're not gonna do that, then just post a reply on the quick look or the numerous other Alpha Protocol sucks threads.
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    #23  Edited By Claude
    @Ryax said:
    " @kaaaaaaahn said:
    " i wasnt spamming. if you want me to write an entire page worth of things i didnt like about this game i will. im not a dumbass cause im a level 2. you were all level 1s once so dont act like all low levels are idiots "
    they are "
    Hell no, we're just pissed that someone decided to post a shitty ass one sentence description of Alpha Protocol. That shit deserves to be  spammed. Plus, we're hyped.
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    #24  Edited By Crono11
    @Claude said:
    " @Ryax said:
    " @kaaaaaaahn said:
    " i wasnt spamming. if you want me to write an entire page worth of things i didnt like about this game i will. im not a dumbass cause im a level 2. you were all level 1s once so dont act like all low levels are idiots "
    they are "
    Hell no, we're just pissed that someone decided to post a shitty ass one sentence description of Alpha Protocol. That shit deserves to be  spammed. Plus, we're hyped. "
    Whoa now! Not all of us are hyped here.  I'm not going to be disappointing anyone when I score low.
     
     
     
    Wait what...
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    #25  Edited By Ryax
    @Claude said:

    " @Ryax said:

    " @kaaaaaaahn said:
    " i wasnt spamming. if you want me to write an entire page worth of things i didnt like about this game i will. im not a dumbass cause im a level 2. you were all level 1s once so dont act like all low levels are idiots "
    they are "
    Hell no, we're just pissed that someone decided to post a shitty ass one sentence description of Alpha Protocol. That shit deserves to be  spammed. Plus, we're hyped. "
    i added more when i edited. buuuut the majority of low levels are quest spammers and idiot. but i dont know every single one so i wont say all... again 
     
    EDIT: im losing hype
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    #26  Edited By zombie2011
    @Ryax said:
    i added more when i edited. buuuut the majority of low levels are quest spammers and idiot. but i dont know every single one so i wont say all... again  EDIT: im losing hype "

     GET HYPED!!!
     GET HYPED!!!
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    #27  Edited By Capum15

    I got hyped reading the first page, but then got less and less hyped as I kept reading.

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    #28  Edited By Ryax
    @zombie2011 said:
    " @Ryax said:
    i added more when i edited. buuuut the majority of low levels are quest spammers and idiot. but i dont know every single one so i wont say all... again  EDIT: im losing hype "

     GET HYPED!!!
     GET HYPED!!!
    "
    i cant get any more hyped than ultimate hypage for this. 
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    #29  Edited By rjayb89

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    #30  Edited By Claude
    @Ryax said:
    " @Claude said:

    " @Ryax said:

    " @kaaaaaaahn said:
    " i wasnt spamming. if you want me to write an entire page worth of things i didnt like about this game i will. im not a dumbass cause im a level 2. you were all level 1s once so dont act like all low levels are idiots "
    they are "
    Hell no, we're just pissed that someone decided to post a shitty ass one sentence description of Alpha Protocol. That shit deserves to be  spammed. Plus, we're hyped. "
    i added more when i edited. buuuut the majority of low levels are quest spammers and idiot. but i dont know every single one so i wont say all... again  EDIT: im losing hype "
    I should not have called him a dumbass, sorry for that. I should have said he created a dumbass thread.
     
    I'M HYPED ABOUT SPAMMING DUMBASS THREADS!!! Sorry, I won't do that again.
     
    Flag and move on.
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    #31  Edited By Crono11
    @Claude said:

    " @Ryax said:

    " @Claude said:

    " @Ryax said:

    " @kaaaaaaahn said:
    " i wasnt spamming. if you want me to write an entire page worth of things i didnt like about this game i will. im not a dumbass cause im a level 2. you were all level 1s once so dont act like all low levels are idiots "
    they are "
    Hell no, we're just pissed that someone decided to post a shitty ass one sentence description of Alpha Protocol. That shit deserves to be  spammed. Plus, we're hyped. "
    i added more when i edited. buuuut the majority of low levels are quest spammers and idiot. but i dont know every single one so i wont say all... again  EDIT: im losing hype "
    I should not have called him a dumbass, sorry for that. I should have said he created a dumbass thread.  I'M HYPED ABOUT SPAMMING DUMBASS THREADS!!! Sorry, I won't do that again.  Flag and move on. "
    DAAAAMN after that reply I'm HYPED³. That's CUBED! I AM HYPED CUBED!
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    #32  Edited By iamjohn
    @crono11 said:
    " @Claude said:

    " @Ryax said:

    " @Claude said:

    " @Ryax said:

    " @kaaaaaaahn said:
    " i wasnt spamming. if you want me to write an entire page worth of things i didnt like about this game i will. im not a dumbass cause im a level 2. you were all level 1s once so dont act like all low levels are idiots "
    they are "
    Hell no, we're just pissed that someone decided to post a shitty ass one sentence description of Alpha Protocol. That shit deserves to be  spammed. Plus, we're hyped. "
    i added more when i edited. buuuut the majority of low levels are quest spammers and idiot. but i dont know every single one so i wont say all... again  EDIT: im losing hype "
    I should not have called him a dumbass, sorry for that. I should have said he created a dumbass thread.  I'M HYPED ABOUT SPAMMING DUMBASS THREADS!!! Sorry, I won't do that again.  Flag and move on. "
    DAAAAMN after that reply I'm HYPED³. That's CUBED! I AM HYPED CUBED! "
    Man, I am really hyped right now. 
     
    In my pants. 
     
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    #33  Edited By trophyhunter

    buuuuuugers

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    #34  Edited By Ryax
    @Claude said:
    " @Ryax said:
    " @Claude said:

    " @Ryax said:

    " @kaaaaaaahn said:
    " i wasnt spamming. if you want me to write an entire page worth of things i didnt like about this game i will. im not a dumbass cause im a level 2. you were all level 1s once so dont act like all low levels are idiots "
    they are "
    Hell no, we're just pissed that someone decided to post a shitty ass one sentence description of Alpha Protocol. That shit deserves to be  spammed. Plus, we're hyped. "
    i added more when i edited. buuuut the majority of low levels are quest spammers and idiot. but i dont know every single one so i wont say all... again  EDIT: im losing hype "
    I should not have called him a dumbass, sorry for that. I should have said he created a dumbass thread.  I'M HYPED ABOUT SPAMMING DUMBASS THREADS!!! Sorry, I won't do that again.  Flag and move on. "
    im not able to flag :'( so all i do is spam and help people get off topic form the dumb topic
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    #35  Edited By ZombiePie

    Firstly yes if you intend to blog about a game please do so in a coherent and descriptive manner. Also insure that your topic has discussion value to it.  However the way a lot of you respond to this thread was completely uncivil and unnecessary. If you find a topic that you consider to be spam flag the topic and move along with your business. If you really want to be helpful link the original poster to the Forum Rules or Forum FAQs and explain why you think they are breaking the rules. If you can't flag a comment then use the PM blast link on the Site Rules Directory. There is no reason to spam spam and I don't know how many times I have to make that clear.

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