WHO WANTS THIS MORE THAN SEX ITSELF ??

#1 Edited by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -

I DO !!!! 
IM NOT TURNING MY CAPS OFF, BITCHES !! 
 
 
THIS LOOKS FUCKING EXPLOSIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM GONNA KILL SOMEBODY ! 
 
 
man, i love video games. a big huge GTA MMO... a badass urban fight. FUCK YEAH. 

#2 Posted by DanielJW (4915 posts) -

It looks OK, I guess.

#3 Posted by CowMuffins (1760 posts) -

I need a new computer first.

#4 Posted by jakob187 (21640 posts) -

Only madmen and virgins say that ANYTHING is better than sex.

#5 Posted by addictedtopinescent (3645 posts) -
@jakob187 said:
" Only madmen and virgins say that ANYTHING is better than sex. "
Im a virgin, and pretty sure a GTA MMO is less awesome then sex
#6 Posted by RipTheVeins (1544 posts) -

the game part of APB looks pretty mediocre, but I would pay $15-$30 for the character creator if it came with a way to view and rate every other character created.

#7 Posted by LiquidSwords (2738 posts) -
@jakob187 said:
"Only madmen and virgins say that ANYTHING is better than sex. "

Beat me to it!
#8 Posted by RHCPfan24 (8609 posts) -

Not that much. But the character customization looks sweet.

#9 Posted by Pie (7034 posts) -
@RHCPfan24 said:
" Not that much. But the character customization looks sweet. "
Whore!
Online
#10 Edited by Origina1Penguin (3500 posts) -
#11 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -

Whens the beta start.

#12 Posted by Ineedaname (4319 posts) -

I assume you dont really mean that if you do, you're having bad sex.

#13 Posted by SJSchmidt93 (4882 posts) -

There's a good chance there'll be some virtual fucking going on in APB. 

#14 Edited by Jeust (10448 posts) -
@Origina1Penguin said:

" I am very excited...for the character creation.  I'm not so sure about the game itself yet.  So let's not make any outlandish statements.

 
More customization video
'09 Interview "
hmmm will the bodies move naturally i wonder... :P 
 
I never liked very much GTA, but it is an interesting game. 
 
And better than sex?  
 
it will mostly depend of the time.
#15 Posted by agentboolen (1749 posts) -
@Origina1Penguin: Is APB for the Xbox 360 or the PC???  I know I saw a mouse arrow in that insane customise characters video.
 
Lets hope the gameplay is fun too.  I remember playing the old APB game in the arcades, not sure if this has anything to do  with it though.
#16 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -
@agentboolen said:
" @Origina1Penguin: Is APB for the Xbox 360 or the PC???  I know I saw a mouse arrow in that insane customise characters video.  Lets hope the gameplay is fun too.  I remember playing the old APB game in the arcades, not sure if this has anything to do  with it though. "
both, GB says
#17 Posted by Origina1Penguin (3500 posts) -
@agentboolen: I don't think they've actually done any development on 360 yet.  The interview states that they are still looking into it.  I'd imagine it's possible to get 100 players in a game if M.A.G. can have so many, but it's a very different game.  Given how much customized data would be read though, I don't see any way of it being able to look as good or run as well on a console.  My bet is that the 360 version will be scrapped.  But hey, no monthly fees for the game on PC.
#18 Posted by Systech (4078 posts) -

I think you're in the minority here.

#19 Posted by TheMustacheHero (6655 posts) -
@agentboolen said:
" @Origina1Penguin: Is APB for the Xbox 360 or the PC???  I know I saw a mouse arrow in that insane customise characters video.  Lets hope the gameplay is fun too.  I remember playing the old APB game in the arcades, not sure if this has anything to do  with it though. "
PC only, the 360 version got canceled in last December.
#20 Posted by calidan777 (853 posts) -
@jakob187 said:
" Only madmen and virgins say that ANYTHING is better than sex. "
lol, agreed.
#21 Posted by calidan777 (853 posts) -
@TheMustacheHero said:
" @agentboolen said:
" @Origina1Penguin: Is APB for the Xbox 360 or the PC???  I know I saw a mouse arrow in that insane customise characters video.  Lets hope the gameplay is fun too.  I remember playing the old APB game in the arcades, not sure if this has anything to do  with it though. "
PC only, the 360 version got canceled in last December. "
Actually it's not canceled, it's just not the priority right now. Check it out.
#22 Posted by Diamond (8634 posts) -

The problem I see in the videos is it looks like GTA4 MP only not as good.

#23 Posted by nrain (1274 posts) -

lol I think the game looks pretty bad tbh. xD
#24 Posted by ninjakiller (3405 posts) -
#25 Posted by G0rd0nFr33m4n (762 posts) -

Nothing is better than sex.
#26 Edited by FirePrince (1763 posts) -
@Ahmad_Metallic:
So you want a beta key hmm? 
Oh,well,I might just have something in my email,if you really want this more than sex..........
#27 Posted by swamplord666 (1757 posts) -

I'm sorry but anyone who would pass up good passionate sex with a beautiful woman for a game is out of their goddamn minds! 
I would pass up shitty drunken sex with a woman for a fantastic game... maybe

#28 Posted by Stackboy (478 posts) -

Creepy OP is creepy. But I'll still enjoy the game.

#29 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13629 posts) -

Your gonna be disappointed. I am in the beta..not impressed at all. Sorry dude. 

#30 Posted by Semition (731 posts) -

Nope. I don't want the game THAT much.

#31 Posted by Trilogy (2637 posts) -

WHOSE WILLING TO MURDER THEIR OWN FAMILY AND COMMIT SUICIDE AFTERWARD TO GET A COPY OF THIS GAME!?!?!?!?!
 
 
Oh, nobody?

#32 Posted by ArchScabby (5809 posts) -

I heard it's pretty bad.

#33 Posted by Marz (5641 posts) -

i played beta for about a month, really boring after a few hours.

#34 Posted by kariyanine (216 posts) -

I played it at PAX East and was not impressed.

#35 Posted by bhhawks78 (1201 posts) -

Not really the previews made me not even interested in this if it was free to be honest.

#36 Posted by BabyChooChoo (4243 posts) -

I may or may not have played the demo depending on when the NDA expires, but I must say this game does not warrant any sort of monthly fee. I'd pay the original $50 for the game itself, but that's it. A half-decent character creator that's not better than Aion's or Champions' and mediocre action we've played before. I lie to you not when I say it's almost the same, if not worse, than that one multiplayer mode in GTA4 whose name I can't remember....

#37 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13629 posts) -

Crimecraft with cars.  
 
That is all I am gonna say. 

#38 Posted by Origina1Penguin (3500 posts) -

Stop crushing my dreams. You dreamcrushers, you.

#39 Posted by BabyChooChoo (4243 posts) -
@The_Laughing_Man said:
" Crimecraft with cars.   That is all I am gonna say.  "
That's a damn perfect description if I ever saw one lol.  
 
To add to this though, imagine driving the worse car ever...then make the steering worse.
#40 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13629 posts) -
@Origina1Penguin said:
" Stop crushing my dreams. You dreamcrushers, you. "
I warn you now. its a bad game. FULLY pvp from what I saw. It was horrible. I wish I could get more into it. Chances are that why they have the NDA. So no one can say how bad it is. 
#41 Posted by Origina1Penguin (3500 posts) -
@The_Laughing_Man:  They've always said it was fully PvP. I'm more concerned about the comment saying the character creator stuff was mediocre.
#42 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13629 posts) -
@Origina1Penguin said:
" @The_Laughing_Man:  They've always said it was fully PvP. I'm more concerned about the comment saying the character creator stuff was mediocre. "
Lol. O yes. It was over hyped. 
#43 Posted by Fbomb (1168 posts) -

The day that a video game wins out over things I like most in my life, is the day that I quit video games forever.

#44 Posted by Ace829 (2083 posts) -

I've been interested in going into PC gaming. Would this game require a souped up machine? Or would a basic laptop work?

#45 Posted by RichardLOlson (1852 posts) -

I will admit, that it does look good. But not better then sex.  I'm a sexoholic!

#46 Posted by Mikemcn (6936 posts) -

Having played the beta, all the NDA can let me say is Mehhhhh. Interpret as you will.

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