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2Humanalypse Now, Strictly for my G.A.M.E.R.Z.

After a full day of watching the Internet explode over various aspects of Too Human's release, we felt the need to... I dunno, fan the flames or something.

For the record, Kevin's rad, and I will fight anyone who claims otherwise.
For the record, Kevin's rad, and I will fight anyone who claims otherwise.
Ever since we all went nuts and bought iPhone 3Gs around here, I've become way hooked on the Facebook app. It's been pretty addictive, watching what the people that I know are up to. Usually, it's just a bunch of minor stuff, like people saying that they're going to a movie, or someone saying that he's "hella working" or something like that. This morning, I saw this posted in the feed of one Kevin Pereira:

"Too Human: Screw the Haters"

Along with that was a link to this video of Kevin talking what can only be described as "mess" about some of the reviews and reactions to Silicon Knights' new game. At some point, the whole thing started reminding me of the rap world, with its constant YouTube battles. So in the spirit of Ice-T vs. Soulja Boy--or Denis Dyack vs. NeoGAF--we ended up with the following video of our own:

  


You know, spelling it out like this probably ruins the spirit of the video a bit, but someone with no sense of humor always ends up taking this stuff seriously. So to be clear, I am not actually advocating the shooting or murder of anyone. I just find the way that Too Human has proved to be so divisive really interesting, and occasionally entertaining.

Maybe you should weigh in on the topic yourself via our Question of the Day feature. Or are you too busy playing Too Human today to even care about this mess?
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lol wut?

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You gotta admit, Gerstmann rolls true.

I'd be playing Too Human right now if my Amazon pre-order actually arrived. It's not due until Friday. What the hell.

What the... hell?  What THE hell?

Pre-order should come first, right? That's why it's pre. I ordered it BEFORE. They knew I wanted it, because I told
them ahead of time.

Feh.

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Edited By Homes

Oh shit. Tupac is a alive.

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Ha ha!  Was that a video review/ game site war beef, er, thing/ west side connection resurrection?  Crazyness.  I hope yall aint runnin out of ideas...

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I would "Kill" for one of those shirts

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Haha That was awesome. Can I have a Shirt or buy one, they're badass!?

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That was fuckin awesome lmaoo :)

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That was fuckin awesome lmaoo :)

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Edited By zeniblade

I want a Giant Bomb t-shirt!!

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Edited By IKenjiI

Do not want! But i do want t-shirt.

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Love how its setup like the Soulja boy vs. IceT videos. Great video as always. :O

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i feel like im a little bit dumber after watching this...cheers

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That right there was CLASSIC!!!! Brad Shoemaker was straight gutter son!!!one111!!!

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Edited By Usagi

Jeff, I hear ya dawg!  Word.

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????? wow

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funny. you should really introduce a rating system so we could rate this video two thumbs up because i though it was hilarious.

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This is quite possibly the best thing on the whole Internet.

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LOL ... well played.

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full of win

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Jeff is hard. Keep up the good work soon to be my favorite site.

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Yeah, Giancarlo's review was garbage. He sure doesn't write like he's been in the industry for 10 years.

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LOL

This is pure win.

And we need them T-Shirts ASAP mang.
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This video is awesome. This site just keeps getting more exciting, and this video why. Keep up the creativity and the comedy!!!

Also how can I buy one of your awesome tshirts!!!!!

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hahaha  comedy goodness guys!  good job as usual

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This is pretty much the best thing.

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Complete GOLD!
/salute

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If only the Redman from my avatar could have made an appearance in this video, then your crew would have been DEEEEEP.

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Edited By SoulTaker

Lmao.  Funny stuff guys.  Where can I get a Giant Bomb t-shirt. lol

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LMAO Greatness!

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Edited By Xenos_19

GIANT BOMB!!!!! I wants a Giant Bomb T-Shirt! Make it so :P

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That was great! You guys just keep getting awesomer.

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Woooooord

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Edited By S1LENT_ASSASS1N

One word. Awesome.

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WOW

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Effing hilarious.  Between this and your Madden preview video, I can't get enough Giant Bomb.  Serious video content = lame.  This stuff = awesome.

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"I'm the any Ho killer"  LOLOLOL!!


I must say that Jeff's sex appeal went up 5 points with this video!

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Edited By calf_exercises

Man. Kevin Is cool.

I wrote this poem about him:

"Kevin is a sicko
Kevin has a big dicko"

Ok i didnt write that, its just a quote from an australian video on the youtubez but hey, wat can you do?

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Favorite thing in this video is the fact that Giant Bomb shirts now exist. Please let me give you money in exchange for one.

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Holy crap, that was an amazing video. "Video game criticism just got CRITIQUED!" I love this site.

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What the... This is the greatest thing I've ever seen (this week). >___<

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Edited By normajean777

shirt now please

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I almost fucking died.

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Hella Aweomse......um......word.

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GREATEST FUCKING VIDEO GAME COMMERCIAL EVER makes me wish i had a 360 so I could get TOO HUMAN MUTHA FUCKA
oh yeah I almost forgot WEST SIDE MUTHA FUCKA WHAT

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Fucking AMAZING! lol. I WANT A GIANT BOMB T-SHIRT NOW!!! and a choco taco

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HahaHaha.

Nowhere else would you get this shit.
Good Job Guys.

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What the... what did I just watch? :D

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Jeff will Harlem shake at your wake.

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Working after drinking is rarely a good idea :)

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Hahaha, very nice, keep 'em coming motherfuckers.