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All Five GTA 4 Lost & Damned Achievements

250 points can be yours next month via Rockstar's biker-themed expansion pack.

Kibbitz in repose.
We're now inside a month until the first Grand Theft Auto 4 DLC, The Lost and Damned, hits Xbox Live Marketplace. Continuing the PR cycle for the release, Rockstar has put out a new screenshot and the add-on's list of achievements, which will total 250 points. And here they are!

  • Get Good Wood - In the Bike Races, whack off 69 bikers with a bat. (50 pts.)
  • Easy Rider - Finish The Story (100 pts.)
  • Full Chat - Your backup are riding at their best! (70 pts.)
  • The Lost Boy - All hail the leader of The Lost! (25 pts.)
  • One Percenter - Billy is back on his bike. (5 pts.)

100 points for playing through what probably won't be an extremely long story seems pretty generous.

Man, I just realized Lost and Damned comes out the same day as Street Fighter IV. What the hell are we going to do?! (Jeff's answer: "Play Street Fighter.")

Thanks to RockStarWatch for the news and image.
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Posted by Brad
Kibbitz in repose.
We're now inside a month until the first Grand Theft Auto 4 DLC, The Lost and Damned, hits Xbox Live Marketplace. Continuing the PR cycle for the release, Rockstar has put out a new screenshot and the add-on's list of achievements, which will total 250 points. And here they are!

  • Get Good Wood - In the Bike Races, whack off 69 bikers with a bat. (50 pts.)
  • Easy Rider - Finish The Story (100 pts.)
  • Full Chat - Your backup are riding at their best! (70 pts.)
  • The Lost Boy - All hail the leader of The Lost! (25 pts.)
  • One Percenter - Billy is back on his bike. (5 pts.)

100 points for playing through what probably won't be an extremely long story seems pretty generous.

Man, I just realized Lost and Damned comes out the same day as Street Fighter IV. What the hell are we going to do?! (Jeff's answer: "Play Street Fighter.")

Thanks to RockStarWatch for the news and image.
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Posted by Arkthemaniac

Of course you will play Street Fighter.

Posted by HandsomeDead

Those achievements are pathetic. I can't turn down 100 points though.

Posted by JJOR64

I like Get Good Wood.  It made me lawl.

Posted by ComradeCrash

lol Remember kids: Bruce Campbell endorses Morning Wood!  But from I take away that achievement is that you can use your melee weapon while driving?

Posted by Weltal

Some pretty uninspired achievement points. Oh well, hope the DLC is quality.

Edited by patrick5152003

you'd think they'd split the additional 250 between this and the next expansion coming out

Posted by Vinchenzo

Might be a good reason to go back and get 100% completion on GTA IV. Which will be hard with the Petrovic achievement...

Posted by CitizenKane

They aren't the best achievements in the world, but I am not going to play the game for the achievements.

Edited by TheGreatGuero

Get Good Wood may be the greatest achievement of all time. Well, these points seem reasonable and perhaps even easy as far as I can tell, which is good since some of GTAIV's were totally nuts.

Oh, also, I think this confirms that The Lost and the Damned will have some Road Rash inspired melee motorcycle action. Sweet.

Posted by MrMiyagi
Get Good Wood - In the Bike Races, whack off 69 bikers with a bat. (50 pts.)

Pretty funny achievement.
Posted by FiestaUnicorn

I've never heard of Street Fighter or Grand Theft Auto.  Oh well, back to Klax for me!

Posted by Snail

69? Kush is gonna be happy about this.

Posted by AllanIceman

Getting Street Fighter.

Posted by Tylea002

And thus, i wonder what will happen with this "other exclusive episode" that MS paid for. All of the extra 250 points have been used.

Posted by John

Glad to see there is no "grind this silly co-op mission for 80 hours" achievement, good shit.

Posted by RHCPfan24

Those are good achievements. And by "good" I mean "pad your gamerscore" good.

Posted by ObsideonDarman

Couldn't you just play both?

Posted by Gearhead

I second the "Play Street Fighter 4" idea. ; )

Posted by Phished0ne

To all the people wondering what they will do for the other DLC..MS will probibly allow them to put more achievements in the others, just like they allowed some companies to make their downloadable games bigger then the limit previously was.

Posted by TheGTAvaccine

Lost and the Damned will have to wait.

Posted by steelharrison

easy but stupid achievments but at least they are easy

Posted by dsplayer1010

I'm putting this above Street Fighter in priority. But I have a question; When you are just running around doing stuff, will you be Niko or this guy?

Posted by MeatSim

Man I forgot this DLC was coming out so soon.

Posted by HatKing

"Man, I just realized Lost and Damned comes out the same day as Street Fighter IV. What the hell are we going to do?! (Jeff's answer: "Play Street Fighter.")"

HatKing's answer: Download Lost and Damned the second I get the chance...and consider slapping Street Fighter on my GameFly Que.

Posted by coffeesash

'whack off' 69 bikers? does that mean the same thing in the USA as it does in the UK? That's gross. xD

Posted by Sweep

The SAME DAY AS STREET FIGHTER?



Good call Jeff....
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Posted by ImperiousRix

Does anyone else think that, based off the first achievement, and the fact that there are bike races, that there could be some bit of an homage to Road Rash in this game?

Posted by TomA

I sold GTA 4 months ago,got so boring,and this doesn't look all that great.

Posted by Cheetoman

Im gonna get 2 tvs and play both at the same time. That is gonna be EPIC!!!!

Posted by RoboRobb

Gta 4 is sexy. Like pretty damn sexy.

Posted by kboy

"...whack off 69 bikers with a bat."

This is the reason I love Rockstar: their sense of humor.

Edited by MrKlorox

I'll be getting this day one. I can't wait to use melee on the motorcycle. Too bad there's not a RoadRash-like variety of weapons to use.

EDIT: I think the One Percenter achievement implies breaking Billy from Alderney State Prison as the police website says he's locked up and there's generally always an easy achievement at the very beginning of any game worth 5 points. Pretty sure that's no spoiler.

 @coffeesash: I think it's a convenient pun because saying "whack 69 bikers off" would be grammatically incorrect?

Posted by smokeH
"Get Good Wood - In the Bike Races, whack off 69 bikers with a bat. (50 pts.)" haha pretty cool!
Posted by Alphazero

But will Street Fighter initiate you into the BROTHERhood?

That game has ladies in it.

For Example
Posted by Pibo47

What will i do? Well, im not getting street fighter 4 so...........

Edited by Bill_Hickz

So my favourite game and the game of my youth are combining forces to create  the mega-epic-supreme GTA : Road Rash.
Yeeeaaaayaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Any word on how much fake real money this is cause im ready to spash out like 2400 for this puppy.
I can foresee hours of  filthy fun just riding down sidewalks whacking off pedestrians at full speed and let the physics do their thang.

Posted by granderojo

what is there cost?

10 dollars?

Microsoft is being generous with the achievements, I guess they want there bang for there buck with this exclusive dlc.

Posted by bizsumpark182

Man, it doesn't feel like its coming up. Its like it is coming out of no where.

Posted by hyperslug

I'm so fucking pissed this isn't comming to the ps3! i'm not a fanboy, i just happen to have bought a ps3 and not a 360. However anyone must realize this is a vicious buisness move.... arghh.... Microsoft are jerks for keeping this from the majority of the GTAIV players...

Posted by daniel_beck_90

This DLC ain't as great as the actual game itself  

Posted by Illmatic

What are those last 3 achievements even supposed to mean? O.o

I feel real stupid for selling this game though. I didn't think I'd be excited about the DLC and actually wasn't till about a week ago. I just suddenly got an urge to play a sandbox game and all I had was Fallout looking at me with his black bangs and eyeliner and linkin park blaring from his iPod.

Posted by Duckbutter

Road Rash achievements are rocktastic. i'm hoping they're keeping co-op single player a secret till the DLC is released. 

Posted by nick_verissimo

Street Fighter 4.  Nothing else matters.

Posted by Media_Master

hopefully dlc comes to ps3 eventually

Posted by Karmum

They aren't too hard, but not that easy. Knocking fools off their motorcycle with a bat will be awesome, though.

Posted by Braddizzle

Lost And Damned Is Only $20, So You Could Get Both.