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Army of Two... Two?

Official Army of Two site updates to tease something, and that something is probably a sequel?

BRO LET'S KILL DUDES AND MAKE AIR GUITAR NOISES YO MAN DO YOU LIKE ROCK?!!?!? BEEEEEOOOOOOOO
There's been talk of an Army of Two sequel going around a bit these days, but Shacknews has something slightly more concrete, as they've noticed that the game's official site has been updated and the page's source has things like "the definitive third person co-op shooter is back" written in it. That's a rather bold claim, wouldn't you say? Especially considering the definitive third-person co-op shooter shipped last week. Wait... maybe we both need to look up the definition of "definitive." I'm pretty sure it just links to a picture of Marcus Fenix at this point.

There are also references to ARMYOFTWOTFD in the page code, all of which appears like it's been built to link somewhere else, once that somewhere else has been announced and published. Chris Faylor at the Shack is thinking this means the game's subtitle will abbreviate to TFD. Hmm. Let's see if I can crack this wicked code.

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Wait, I've got it...

The Fistbumps Double


You heard it here first. Twice as many fistbumps in Army of Two Two. First person to tell me that fistbump is two words gets fistbumped in the FACE, bro.

As for the concept of the game existing? Not my first choice on the "EA games I'd like to see more of," but if they fill the dialogue full of more aimless discussion of the Wu-Tang Clan, I'd play it.
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Posted by Jeff
BRO LET'S KILL DUDES AND MAKE AIR GUITAR NOISES YO MAN DO YOU LIKE ROCK?!!?!? BEEEEEOOOOOOOO
There's been talk of an Army of Two sequel going around a bit these days, but Shacknews has something slightly more concrete, as they've noticed that the game's official site has been updated and the page's source has things like "the definitive third person co-op shooter is back" written in it. That's a rather bold claim, wouldn't you say? Especially considering the definitive third-person co-op shooter shipped last week. Wait... maybe we both need to look up the definition of "definitive." I'm pretty sure it just links to a picture of Marcus Fenix at this point.

There are also references to ARMYOFTWOTFD in the page code, all of which appears like it's been built to link somewhere else, once that somewhere else has been announced and published. Chris Faylor at the Shack is thinking this means the game's subtitle will abbreviate to TFD. Hmm. Let's see if I can crack this wicked code.

  • The Final Day
  • Try Feeding Dogs
  • Two Faced Devil
  • Tribeca Film Depot
  • Tools Face Desperados

Wait, I've got it...

The Fistbumps Double


You heard it here first. Twice as many fistbumps in Army of Two Two. First person to tell me that fistbump is two words gets fistbumped in the FACE, bro.

As for the concept of the game existing? Not my first choice on the "EA games I'd like to see more of," but if they fill the dialogue full of more aimless discussion of the Wu-Tang Clan, I'd play it.
Edited by HistoryInRust

Army of Two Squared.

Or rather, Army of Two Part Deux

Posted by Lunarbunny

Army of Tutu

Edited by License_To_Bill

The Frito Dogs.

Toy Frog Doritos.

Tummy From Delhi.

To Fuck Dennis?

Tennis For Doubles.

Tall Food; Dumbfounded!

Truckin' For Dumbledore.

Tree Friendships: Dumb.

Thou Frown Downward.

Textile Facsimile, Dogg.

That said, I have no interest in this IP.

Oh, and they can't do Army of Two: The Two-O Duo. Coach Z and Bubs have that covered.

Posted by MasterOfPenguins_Zell

I think we all knew it would someday come to this...

Posted by Mattalorian

Army of... Four?

Posted by ArbitraryWater

Army of Four?

Posted by GiantGUS
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Posted by dsplayer1010

This is Fucking Dumb

Posted by Pazy

I cant wait for this, I completed the original entirely through with a friend it just happens our play styles fit together perfectly. I run about like a mad man and annoy NPC's and he lines up shots and acts "tactically".

Day one purchase probably :)

Posted by AndrewB

No no no! It's "Army of Tutu."

Posted by Bawabus

Army of Four, it's way too obvious.

Posted by Fr0Br0

Did somebody already say Army of Four? How about Army of Tutu? Dammit I got nothing...

Posted by Linkyshinks

Army of Two Duo.

Posted by dtran1212

already thinking about NOT getting this

Posted by MrMiyagi

DO. NOT. WANT.

Posted by stephengotlost

Meh, I'm more excited for Army of Pi

Posted by Dalai

I'd go with Army of Two and a Half.

Or Army of Two: Two Fucking Dicks would suffice.

Posted by IMTHEONEKILLINU

This is so obvious.


TFD = TAMPAX Funded Development
Posted by JJOR64

Maybe the will call it Army of Four?

Posted by JoelTGM

Army of Two felt so rushed and unpolished.

Posted by Khann

TFD = Total Fucking Domination

I enjoyed the first one enough I guess.. me and my mate didn't finish it though. Just had a 5-6 hour blat one night, went to sleep and couldn't be fucked picking it up again the next day.

Posted by MeatSim

Yea they need something better then Army of 2 2.

Posted by wrecks

Army of Three : Minus One

Edited by Hamst3r

It's Army of Two: Triple-Fisting Daiquiris, I'm calling it right now.

Either that or Army of Two: Terrorist Fighting Dudes.

Posted by BoG
Terminate for Dwayne
Transsexual Fun Day
The Forgotten Destiny
Talladega Football Digital
Truly Freaking Dumb

Posted by pause422

I found Army of Two just terrible in so many ways. Was hoping a game like that didn't warrant a sequel.

Posted by NateDogg

played it with a friend over live. we were dedicated to getting points out of it and somewhat enjoyed it along the way..


a rental i'd say unless they fix up some stuff in part 2.
Posted by Dane

Already looking forward to getting this, I'm so pumped. This is a pre-order for sure!!

Posted by zoozilla

Army of Three?

Posted by Hughes

The best part of AoT was the weapon upgrades. Give us more of that.

Edited by stenchlord

Fist bump is definitely two words Jeff ;)

Edited by KnifeySpoony

The best part of that game was the air guitar button. Friend and I rented the first and I would run up to him during a firefight and start it up, so great.

Posted by makari

Teddybear Friends Deluxe.

Posted by Wright

army of two: to find deitrick

Posted by sneakysnake128

Army of Two: We're too cool to tell you what TFD stands for.

Posted by floodiastus

One was ok except it sucked so hard playing it in splitscreen, here's hoping they include systemlink this time around.

Posted by JJOR64
BoG said:
"
Terminate for Dwayne
Transsexual Fun Day
The Forgotten Destiny
Talladega Football Digital
Truly Freaking Dumb

"
I like Transsexual Fun Day.  That's a good one.
Posted by TMThomsen
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Posted by DeadMonkeys

Ehh, I say they lose the whole TFD thing and simply call it "Army of Two: Homoerotic Action"

Posted by WilliamRLBaker

Awesome Can't wait I liked Army of two it had its problems but all in all it was a great coop game.

Posted by TheFrostedGamer

*thinks about the average kid on a xbox live headset and what title they would beg mom for*

Army of Two: Tits, Fire and Destruction

That just happened. Shake 'n Bake.

Posted by savory

Army of Men MMO

Posted by Karmum

Two Fuckin' Dicks.

Posted by Death_Burnout

War of Four! War of Four! they need to call the mulitplayer War of Four, because it quite literally is.

Anyway, i loved Army of Two, regardless of its crappy length, and lack of weapon sound effects...and their dodgy rate of fire. Customsing them was just too fun.

Posted by Kohe321

I didn't love the original, but they might make the sequel good...

Posted by fraser

I think the expectations for what clever/witty name they come up with for the game are gonna be so, so, so much higher than any gameplay expectations.

Posted by Reverseface

This was a huge disapointment but me and my friend still had alot of fun with it online. So if they really fix every problem the 1st game had this could be awesome!

Posted by destruktive

of course the title is "Army of Two: They're Freaking Dope!"

Posted by KingOfIceland

Army of Two: High Altitu..... wait.....

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