Bad Game Pitch #1: EA Spore-ts

Hey this article just reminded me, Remember mutant league football? Good times:P

Makes you wonder what kind of expansion packs are on the way for Spore.

As long as it was on a console, I'd buy it. I actually like this idea, and would happily help fund the making of this game. lol

I would so buy that

dude, they should totally make one of those.

it looks like a cow-frog to me.

How about instead of your creature getting crushed at the beginning of the game, you give it an abilitease, let it dominate,  then let it get crushed the next game.

Haha, that's pretty great. I uh. I actually might buy it!

DNA points, the FUTURE of Attributes!

The reason they didn't name him Bones Jackson in the show is, I'm assuming, because it was too close to Bo Jackson, who in real life was a dynamo in football, baseball, pleasing neighborhood women and eating babies - all at the same time.

I feel disillusioned.  Did anyone else watch Mutant League when it was a cartoon?  The main character was named Bones Justice...not Bones Jackson...why would they do that to us?  =(

I've been praying for a new Mutant League game for years but the gods have not seen fit to deliver.

Oh, shit, that would be awesome.

I would play Spore football.
However... Dude! They should TOTALLY make another Mutant League game!
I don't even really care if it's football. I'd be up for more Ice Hockey.
Or they could do a Basketball one which they were doing but to my knowledge never came out.
Has to be done.

Why not a similar Mutant League Hockey remake?

I disagree wholeheartedly!...I think Jeff should ONLY speak in third-person.

I gotta tell a friend about this idea. He'll definitely get a kick out of it.

I searched the Sporepedia to see if someone created a Bones Jackson creature.
I was sadly dissapointed.

Then I thought, "What about a Gerstmann creature?"
I was let down again. Why hasn't anyone created a Gerstmann?

Coming Holiday 2009 from Carbon Neutral Games.

I'd play it.

I couldnt care less about American Football (as a swede).

Bad game pitch? Jeff, I would totally play this! And dude, I'm not really even a football fan.

Wow...that actually sounds pretty freakin amazing. Stick a couple lines of code from Madden in there and poof, football spore.

Spore creatures are the new Miis.
Go on, EA. Make it happen.

Holy shit, this seriously needs to be a game.

Madden:  "so HERE's a guy who can pitch a game almost as well as Bones Jackson can hike a golf ball"  /wake-up

...How about Zack & Wiki Make a Spore-no.

That's already been done.  Go to youtube.

Perfect. And since its EA, you can just slap the NFL liscense on there and there ya go, Sporedden NFL 09.

2 Yard penalty to Jeff for spitting

How about Zack & Wiki Make a Spore-no.

Do I really need to type a description?

Bad Game Pitch #2

Spore Road Rash.

That actually sounds like a great idea.  From what I've heard, the Spore creature creator is almost too good for the game itself.  It would actually be smart for EA to use that platform for other games, and sports games seem to be a great fit.  Heck, if Spore were moddable enough, someone could make this game now, just like they made Griffball for Halo.

Sure a spore-based mutant football game would really hard to balance, but it's supposed to be about fun, not balance!

What a good bad game idea.

The scary part is:

They should, not make another one of those.