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Brad's Top 10 Marios

The best of the famous plumber's many faces.

Momma mia! Woo-hoo! It's-a me, Mario! OK, that's about enough of that.


I wonder what Mario's honey tastes like.














The blockdizzle.











So surly!













Is this even a game?











The only classically trained Mario on the list.












Let's just move on, shall we?











Rubber bands in beard optional.












Before Mario was Mario!









Better than the real game? Almost.











He will swallow your soul.











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Posted by Brad
Momma mia! Woo-hoo! It's-a me, Mario! OK, that's about enough of that.


I wonder what Mario's honey tastes like.














The blockdizzle.











So surly!













Is this even a game?











The only classically trained Mario on the list.












Let's just move on, shall we?











Rubber bands in beard optional.












Before Mario was Mario!









Better than the real game? Almost.











He will swallow your soul.











Posted by Mushir

Haha the Ron Jeremy one is awesome!

Posted by jakob187

You deny posting a picture of Tanooki Suit Mario...AND you don't have a #7 choice?


YOUR LIST FAILS!!!
Posted by OmegaPirate

Number 8's pic and number 7's name arent appearing brad!!

Posted by LiveOrDie1212

the super real mario looks super freaky

Posted by MattyFTM

Is number 7 Invisible Mario?

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Posted by punkxblaze

Brad, your lack of paper Mario makes me sad. So sad.

Posted by iAmJohn
  

Posted by Slunks
My favorite Mario.
Posted by Weltal
Posted by License_To_Bill

I really like the new direction of the site. Keep it up!

Posted by Coltonio7

Lou Albano is the only Mario I'll ever know.

Posted by Mourer

Do the Mario!

Posted by ZeroCast

The Number one Mario will definitely eat your soul....ALIVE.

Posted by Oni

Jeff will fire you for ommitting Kuribo's Shoe, Brad.

Posted by JoelTGM

the number 1 mario is creepy.

Posted by RHCPfan24

Oh dear...that first choice Mario freaks me out.

Posted by BlackPuma

Or what about burned Mario.
I drew this myself!! ;)


Posted by Rinkalicous

I'd argue it's 'Mamma Mia' but it's your call.

Posted by Serker

hah, whats with you guys today

Posted by Duckchow

"I wonder what Mario's honey tastes like."

LOL, that's pretty gross.

Posted by Vigorousjammer

dude, where is that super-real mario from?
fan art?

Posted by FlipperDesert
Brad said:
"1. Super Real Mario World

He will swallow your soul.









"
AAAAAAGH!

When you think about it, Mario looks fuckin' creepy. Really creepy.
Posted by MattyFTM
Vigorousjammer said:
"dude, where is that super-real mario from?fan art?"
Yeah, it's Fan made. There's a homer Simpson one too, that I believe is done by the same guys (although I might be wrong). It's even creepier than mario:












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Posted by LordAndrew

OH GOD!

Posted by Claude

Ha! I pulled and played with the Mario 64 face for a while. When I downloaded Mario 64 for the VC, I did it again... joy.

Posted by darkjester74

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Posted by Tolkienfanatic

Am I the only one a bit disturbed by the honey comment?

Edited by jesusburger

my personal favourite

Posted by Meltbrain

Oh man, super real mario looks like he kidnaps children and puts them in his van after luring them with sweets.

Posted by Crono

that overly real mario scares me...

Posted by JackiJinx

Personally, this is my favorite Mario.


Edited by Muffin_Hunter
@ iAmJohn
When I watch this I keep thinking he's about to lose his temper and say, "Come on yous fuckin' kids, DO DA MARIO DAMN IT!!!"
  

Posted by LoneStranger

How in the heck is Captain Lou Albano not number one?  OUTRAGEOUS!

Posted by Otacon

Woo stretchy face!

Posted by Death_Burnout

April 1st is a nice time at GiantBomb.

Posted by Hector

Real Mario looks scary!

Posted by ocdog45

didn't know ron jeramy was mario. funny pic.

Posted by Kazona

Oh god I remember that Captain Lou...

Edited by patrick5152003

mario honey?! what da hell goin  on?!

Posted by Brad
Tolkienfanatic said:
"Am I the only one a bit disturbed by the honey comment?"

Then it's working as intended!
Posted by LiK

Princess Peach tasted that honey and she liked it.

Posted by VibratingDonkey

Oh man. Oh no you did not just type that first caption. I made a big LOL in my pants after which I proceeded to be grossed out and mildly curious as to the whereabouts of where this honey would be expelled from.

In fact, where does honey come from? Is it beebarf? Mmmmm beebarf...

Posted by zoozilla

God, Mario is so......inhuman.

Posted by JJOR64
jesusburger said:
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my personal favourite"
Holy shit.  That picture is awesome.
Posted by RenegadeSaint

Super real Mario is super disturbing.

Posted by OzzerOzby

I can't even look at that real life Mario for more then 5 seconds before I start getting creeped out. That is going to haunt my dreams for years.

Posted by MeatSim

Super Mario Brothers super show!

Posted by AllanIceman

#1 is Amazing!!

Posted by Junpei

my love of Tanooki wants it higher... that and the lacking amounts of Karebo's Shoe makes me sad

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