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Call Your Congressman, Ban This Sick Filth

Here is a new random Japanese product for you to proclaim as the "best thing ever."

Bandai has their finger on the pulse of what's cool and awesome and radical. And what's cool and awesome and radical is shoving your index finger into holes.

This November, Bandai has just the hole you've been looking for in the form of Tuttuki Bako. Here are two fingers of individuals sticking their fingers into boxes.

  


  


Tuttuki Bako will be out in Japan on November 15 for somewhere around 40 bucks. If you'd like to see the actual modes of this thing, there's an official site that will show you such hits as "Panda," "Face," and "Clock."

(word up to Geekologie)
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Bandai has their finger on the pulse of what's cool and awesome and radical. And what's cool and awesome and radical is shoving your index finger into holes.

This November, Bandai has just the hole you've been looking for in the form of Tuttuki Bako. Here are two fingers of individuals sticking their fingers into boxes.

  


  


Tuttuki Bako will be out in Japan on November 15 for somewhere around 40 bucks. If you'd like to see the actual modes of this thing, there's an official site that will show you such hits as "Panda," "Face," and "Clock."

(word up to Geekologie)
Posted by Drebin_893

Oh. Good. God.

Posted by Alphazero
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Me, plus lots of crazy ass Japanese gizmos.
Posted by Meltbrain

Dude... what? That's mad... and awesome.

Posted by Demodocus

.........

Posted by TyrellOCP

this is the internet, meaning a comment like this must be made. so here goes:

the woman in that second video looks (and sounds) like she's had allot of practice sticking her finger into holes ;p

there it's said!

Posted by Endogene

Asian on panda fingering action!!!

Posted by ralphredimix

This is horrible. I don't understand why she is making those noises. Ok, I guess I *do* understand, but I sure don't like it.

Posted by Jotun

Can someone elaborate as to why the guy's hand was blurred out in the video?

Japan, coming up with 75% of the worlds weird shit since 1946.

Posted by joedubya

It's like a portable version of Boong-ga Boong-ga!  But with pandas...and...faces...

Posted by AimingWandersly
Posted by OmegaPirate

this stuff could not be any more awesome if it had neon lighes on EVERY surface

Posted by JJOR64

Uhh.....    ok.....

Posted by darkjester74

Nani?

Posted by TooWalrus

First we tapped a box, now we're sticking our fingers into random holes... Are we sure Bandai are still in the video game industry?

Posted by maxwell

hilarious!

日本のゲームが可笑しいやろ!

@Alphazero - mad props on the DUNE reference.

Posted by albedos_shadow

Wait, what?

Posted by Darknaut

I think a problem was created when those bombs were dropped on Japan. It's the only thing I can come up with to rationalize things like this.

Posted by Cloneslayer

O Japan, one of the few places that can make me laugh and want to puke at the same time.

Posted by addictedtopinescent

When an news article starts out with "what's awsome, cool and radical is sticking your index finger into holes"  I umm  . . . . yeah why not ?

Posted by HatKing

At what point does it become meaningless to make a sexual pun with these Japanese toys?  You really don't even need to try anymore just posting a picture of the product being used is bad enough.

Posted by Vigorousjammer

huh? at first I thought it was just a dirty Wii game... now in the second video I find out it's not a Wii game at all! but a pretty cool looking portable game...
it may look dirty sticking your finger into a hole, but it's cool being able to crush little sprite characters with your finger.

Posted by mrsmiley

BEST. THING. EVER.

Posted by Scooper

That's like the best thing ever.

Posted by RHCPfan24

Oh, the Japanese...

Posted by Joshua

THIS GAME IS AWESOME.

Posted by Jayzilla

Wow how crass and totally uncalled for.

Posted by LordAndrew

What the gay?

Posted by dtran1212

this game looks very interesting and enjoyable, thank you Bandai for making such an innovative product for consumer satysfaction.

Posted by Junpei

I second darkjesters nani....

Posted by yellownumber5

So... is this for personal use?  400 points for unlocking the "g-spot"...  I bet no one can get this achievement because it doesn't exist.

Posted by Media_Master

Man, her voice is annoying

Posted by Destroyeron

Japs are crazy...

Posted by sdauz

what is the point of that game? the japanese r weird - they dont like Gears of War or God of War, but they'll probably go crazy over this and monster hunter - it's a whole different universe out there lol

Posted by ANDYx0WNEDxU

oh......dear lol

Posted by Mars_Cleric

creepy

Posted by Pibo47

That is the stupidest thing i have ever seen. ever.

Posted by keyhunter

Japanese women are good at being excited about things.

Posted by Milkman

I think I have to go take a shower now.

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Posted by NorthernAvengeR

SUGOI!!!

Edited by solidsnake360

I don't mean to be the Japanese grammar police, but ツッツキ is pronounced tsuttsuki. But since the video itself says tuttuki (probably poor romanization), i guess you can say that if you want. But it really does say tsuttsuki.

Posted by Peewi

Well, that's odd.

Posted by killdave

So which Giant bomber has been abusing MS Windows movie maker ???

Clearly this is a nicely edited porn flick... You're supposed to change the audio too^^

Posted by ferrarimanf355

Slow news day?

:looks at video:

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

Posted by Kiemoe

The weird thing is that after being so completely uncomfortable watching the first video, the second one didn't help at all and I felt just as creeped out

Posted by loudSc0rp10

Very...........in.......teresting   ......?......um......ya.....
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 it looks werid but still awesome.

Posted by TheGTAvaccine

Dear god...

Posted by Harry

Can you use anything other than your finger?
hmmmmmmmm *scratchy chin

Posted by Scratch

Ah well, that folks is Japan.

Posted by megaplushie

Do want.

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