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Here is a new random Japanese product for you to proclaim as the "best thing ever."

Bandai has their finger on the pulse of what's cool and awesome and radical. And what's cool and awesome and radical is shoving your index finger into holes.

This November, Bandai has just the hole you've been looking for in the form of Tuttuki Bako. Here are two fingers of individuals sticking their fingers into boxes.

  


  


Tuttuki Bako will be out in Japan on November 15 for somewhere around 40 bucks. If you'd like to see the actual modes of this thing, there's an official site that will show you such hits as "Panda," "Face," and "Clock."

(word up to Geekologie)
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Bandai has their finger on the pulse of what's cool and awesome and radical. And what's cool and awesome and radical is shoving your index finger into holes.

This November, Bandai has just the hole you've been looking for in the form of Tuttuki Bako. Here are two fingers of individuals sticking their fingers into boxes.

  


  


Tuttuki Bako will be out in Japan on November 15 for somewhere around 40 bucks. If you'd like to see the actual modes of this thing, there's an official site that will show you such hits as "Panda," "Face," and "Clock."

(word up to Geekologie)
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Oh. Good. God.

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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Me, plus lots of crazy ass Japanese gizmos.
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this is the internet, meaning a comment like this must be made. so here goes:

the woman in that second video looks (and sounds) like she's had allot of practice sticking her finger into holes ;p

there it's said!

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Asian on panda fingering action!!!

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This is horrible. I don't understand why she is making those noises. Ok, I guess I *do* understand, but I sure don't like it.

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Can someone elaborate as to why the guy's hand was blurred out in the video?

Japan, coming up with 75% of the worlds weird shit since 1946.

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It's like a portable version of Boong-ga Boong-ga!  But with pandas...and...faces...

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this stuff could not be any more awesome if it had neon lighes on EVERY surface

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Uhh.....    ok.....

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Nani?

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First we tapped a box, now we're sticking our fingers into random holes... Are we sure Bandai are still in the video game industry?

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hilarious!

日本のゲームが可笑しいやろ!

@Alphazero - mad props on the DUNE reference.

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Wait, what?

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I think a problem was created when those bombs were dropped on Japan. It's the only thing I can come up with to rationalize things like this.

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O Japan, one of the few places that can make me laugh and want to puke at the same time.

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When an news article starts out with "what's awsome, cool and radical is sticking your index finger into holes"  I umm  . . . . yeah why not ?

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At what point does it become meaningless to make a sexual pun with these Japanese toys?  You really don't even need to try anymore just posting a picture of the product being used is bad enough.

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huh? at first I thought it was just a dirty Wii game... now in the second video I find out it's not a Wii game at all! but a pretty cool looking portable game...
it may look dirty sticking your finger into a hole, but it's cool being able to crush little sprite characters with your finger.

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BEST. THING. EVER.

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That's like the best thing ever.

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Oh, the Japanese...

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THIS GAME IS AWESOME.

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Wow how crass and totally uncalled for.

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What the gay?

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this game looks very interesting and enjoyable, thank you Bandai for making such an innovative product for consumer satysfaction.

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I second darkjesters nani....

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So... is this for personal use?  400 points for unlocking the "g-spot"...  I bet no one can get this achievement because it doesn't exist.

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Man, her voice is annoying

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Japs are crazy...

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what is the point of that game? the japanese r weird - they dont like Gears of War or God of War, but they'll probably go crazy over this and monster hunter - it's a whole different universe out there lol

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oh......dear lol

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creepy

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That is the stupidest thing i have ever seen. ever.

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Japanese women are good at being excited about things.

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I think I have to go take a shower now.

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SUGOI!!!

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I don't mean to be the Japanese grammar police, but ツッツキ is pronounced tsuttsuki. But since the video itself says tuttuki (probably poor romanization), i guess you can say that if you want. But it really does say tsuttsuki.

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Well, that's odd.

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So which Giant bomber has been abusing MS Windows movie maker ???

Clearly this is a nicely edited porn flick... You're supposed to change the audio too^^

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Slow news day?

:looks at video:

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

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The weird thing is that after being so completely uncomfortable watching the first video, the second one didn't help at all and I felt just as creeped out

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Very...........in.......teresting   ......?......um......ya.....
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 it looks werid but still awesome.

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Dear god...

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Can you use anything other than your finger?
hmmmmmmmm *scratchy chin

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Ah well, that folks is Japan.

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Do want.