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Club Nintendo Reward Makes Me Insane With Jealousy

I had no idea how much I wanted to fight Doc until I found out that I wouldn't get to.

A calendar! Perfect! Something to remind me every day of the rewards I didn't get!
A calendar! Perfect! Something to remind me every day of the rewards I didn't get!
I had long envied the Japanese Club Nintendo by the time it finally launched here in the US late last year, and to be honest, I was initially a little disappointed by the so-called exclusive goods being offered by the US club. Still, that didn't stop me from signing up day-one and digging out the serial numbers and registration codes for all the various Nintendo products I had accumulated to accrue precious " coins," hoping that someday there'd be something worth having.

And finally, there is, though sure enough, I haven't purchased enough Nintendo products to get it. Club Nintendo assigns status levels based on how many coins you earn, and at the end of a year (which, inexplicably, ended on June 30th) it offers members cool little extras based on their status. I had made it to gold status, which means I get a Club Nintendo wall calendar. (Please note the sarcastic quotes when I say "yay.") Had I made it to platinum status, I would've got to choose between a pretty legit-looking Mario hat, and Doc Louis's Punch-Out!!, a standalone Wiiware game that pits you as Little Mac against your trainer Doc.

Nintendo's saying that this is the only way you can get Doc Louis's Punch-Out!!, which means that if you're reading this, and you didn't already hit platinum status on your Club Nintendo account, you are SOL. Here's my hypocrisy laid out bare: If I had made it to platinum status, I'd relish the fact that this is the only way to get the game. But, since I didn't, I find myself rationalizing how it would only make sense for Nintendo to release Doc Louis's Punch-Out!! to the general public, and that they are fools for limiting the reach of what is, really, a pretty inconsequential little gimme. Check out the first screenshots and join in my fuming petty jealousy.

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Edited By cowgod

just got my calendar.  what an underwhelming piece of crap.  i've been a nintendo fanboy forever and seeing this calendar is like meeting your favorite celebrity in person and them slapping you in the face and calling you a loser.  i know it was free, but still, this is something i could have printed out myself.

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Edited By Tireyo

I'm actually going to get the hat, and it's already ordered!  I actually got the Hanafuda Cards today! They look pretty good, and I like the artwork.  I also like how the case can open from both sides.

I'm sorry that you wasn't able to reach platinum status this year. Maybe next year will be a better year for you.  And hey, you might be able to get something that you like even better!

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Edited By lasafrog

Can't decide... my son wants me to get the hat, but I'm torn. On one hand I'd like to wear the hat and see if it helps me dunk, I've always wanted to dunk. Never had the right hat.  On the other hand, I'd love to have a sweet fight with a black guy. Not that I dislike black guys. I just would for once like to be in a situation where I can fight a black guy and maybe win. But I really like Doc. He's my mentor and friend, and star punching the fellah is a moral dillema if I'm being honest. I don't know that I want anybody to hurt Doc.  Plus he's the one who encouraged me to join this club in the first place, and seems an unjust though wonderfully ironic result.

I may have to go with the calendar.

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@siavm said:
" Unlike most here I am getting the punchout dlc. The hats can be bought off ebay, but the dlc cannot.  "
Smart man.
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Edited By agentboolen

I registered mario galaxy and mario kart, does that mean I have coins?  i'm doubting I'll ever have enough for this, its stupid.

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Edited By NMC2008

This is what we should have got in the original game instead of that other nonsensical bullshit surprise fighter, kiss my ass Nintendo.

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@T0mF5 said:
" @Hirushubi said:
"That mario hat would fit nicely with night vision goggles... "
As long as it is on Master Chief's head. "
This
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@Hirushubi said:
"That mario hat would fit nicely with night vision goggles... "

As long as it is on Master Chief's head.
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Edited By Meowayne

The game you can pirate. The hat, though..

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Edited By Foxillusion

Eff the game, it'd only be cool for five minutes of fight anyway. Just go play punch out while you've got your sweet new Mario hat on.

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Edited By Googly

That mario hat does look cool, but I want to fight Doc, so that is what I will be doing.

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Edited By Snail

I don't see what is so great about that Wii Ware game... I'm certainly not rotting with jealousy.

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@Claude said:
" I haven't even made a Club Nintendo account... and I call myself a Wii fan... tsk, tsk. "

@ThomasP said:
" I haven't even registered. I should have a pretty big hoard of coins for next year, though. "
Now that the new year's just starting for it, I'd recommend registering and adding all your games.  Apparently, there's a time limit on how long they're worth any coins.  The most recent game I registered,
Yoshi Topsy-Turvy, wasn't eligible for coins any more.  A lot of your games may not be now either.
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Edited By Vaancor

As cool as it is to fight Doc, I'm going with the Mario Cap. Having an actual cap seems better then a glorified demo in my opinion anyways.

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Edited By WilliamRLBaker

Im not even gonna put my order in, the stuff you can order for coins is downright insulting, and so is this.

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Edited By siavm

Unlike most here I am getting the punchout dlc. The hats can be bought off ebay, but the dlc cannot. 

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Edited By Ravenlock

Well, I've been trying on and off for hours to redeem my Doc Louis prize, and Club Nintendo's website keeps timing out. So don't feel TOO bad yet. ;)

EDIT: It really IS pretty hilarious that Doc told everybody to join Club Nintendo.  You have noone to blame but yourself. :-p

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Edited By Media_Master

that should have been in the game

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Edited By StarFoxA

I ended up getting the hat. I stole codes from all my friends, thus gaining me platinum.

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Edited By ArcBorealis

Sadly, I didn't make Platinum status. That hat looked so sweet, and I'd love to fight Doc. He didn't tell us to join Club Nintendo for nothing.

Oh well, I'm fine with the calender.

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@Brackynews:
@Brackynews said:
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Super Master Soap!
Super Master Soap!

Awwwhhhh yeah!!!  Trick or treat n00bs!  Now it all makes sense.... "
Where would you ever get this idea from?
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Edited By pedantics

pretty average incentives over there in the states, fellas - apart from the punch out gear. but thank god for waninkoko's wad manager lol.

we got the DS game & watch collection downunder. got a sealed copy (sitting next to my boxed japan club nintendo super famicom classic controller). check out the below pic to check out the one I opened (I got hold of 2). brag over!

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Edited By RedNinja

Dumb calendar!

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I ordered the hat. I figured the Doc Louis fight would lose it's impact after an hour at best. Plus, I much rather have a PHYSICAL item than DLC.

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Edited By luce

Doc fight would've made sweet DLC

if only the wii supported it

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Edited By damnboyadvance

I'd take the Mario hat and sell it online. Some sucker would probably pay a reasonable amount for it.

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Edited By c_rakestraw

Wait, they were offering a game too? I didn't know that... I thought you'd just get the Mario hat for reaching platnium status. Well...at least I got the callender I guess. That's better than nothing.

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Edited By AgentJ

Seems that a lot of people are trying to take advantage of Nintendo's offer. The club nintendo portion is currently down for maitinence. 


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Edited By Reverseface

Pretty nice reward.. FO SHIZLE

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Edited By zityz

Awesome. So that mean like what? 10 people got this thing?

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Nintendo...I hate you for making me want things I can't have..."bunch of S.O.B's" *grumble*

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I wonder if Doc has a special punch involving chocolate?

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Edited By Kayrack

i am having such a hard time choosing this, hat or game, dang it this is too damn tough

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@Brackynews said:
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Super Master Soap!
Super Master Soap!

Awwwhhhh yeah!!!  Trick or treat n00bs!  Now it all makes sense.... "
Just as planned...
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I feel you, Ryan. This saddens me greatly.

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I'm stuck with the calender too, Ryan. =/

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Super Master Soap!
Super Master Soap!

Awwwhhhh yeah!!!  Trick or treat n00bs!  Now it all makes sense....
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It almost makes me wish I bought more Nintendo games.

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Edited By jeffgoldblum

Its ok Jeff I got a calender too.

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I haven't even registered. I should have a pretty big hoard of coins for next year, though.

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I ordered the calendar.  I'll just keep it sealed and sell it in 10 years.

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@DrRandle said:
" I'm worried the mario hat won't fit...But thenh may be I could put it on my Mr. Ressetti plushie... Gah I can't decide! "
When I ordered the hat, it said one size fits all. It has elastic. 
 
I also want a Mr. Ressetti plushie now...
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I'm worried the mario hat won't fit...But thenh may be I could put it on my Mr. Ressetti plushie... Gah I can't decide!

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I haven't even made a Club Nintendo account... and I call myself a Wii fan... tsk, tsk.

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The weird thing is Doc would still be in Mac's corner between rounds:
"Mac, okay I'm gonna beat tha shit outta ya.  Then I'm gonna have a chocolate bar.  Dat's cool champ?"

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I would choose the Mario hat.

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Edited By spiceninja

From reading these comments and seeing that almost everyone got the Mario hat I can't help but wonder if this wasn't just a huge conspiracy by Nintendo. They give you some meh DLC and then an awesome Mario hat to pick from. You obviously don't pass up a Mario hat so now no one has the DLC and then Nintendo can charge for it in a few months. It's genius!

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Edited By tovan

Yeah I got the hat as well, I would rather have a physical object than something I'll play a couple times, then have take up space on my Wii for an eternity.

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Uh, yeah, I ordered the Mario hat. Really didn't think a little DLC was worthy of a platinum reward.

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I had a load of games registered to Nintendo before this club but somehow they locked my account, so even if I wanted to take part, the codes I have are now void. Thanks for the big 'thank you' you gave me for playing your games since nineteen eighty freaking eight. *sigh*