Downtempo Grooves with Rogue Warrior

Having just watched this mind-blowing YouTube clip of Mickey Rourke soundbites set to music that plays over the end credits for Rogue Warrior, Jeff is currently in a dead sprint to the closest game shop to pick up a copy. Me, I'm just speechless. No words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should've sent a poet.
 

Interesting.  Yeah, it's pretty good.  If only due to all the cursing Mickey does to mellow beats.  Quick look in the works?

ok.

Awesome. There needs to be a whole album.

Wait, Rogue Warrior already came out?

Johnny Handsome in the house.
 
This seriously needs to be the new Giant Bombcast theme, and the song behind every end-game credits from now on.
 
The game actually looks okay, about on par with the other Soldier of Fortune games, which this basically is anyway.  Kind of like that Punisher game from a few years ago (not that online fps piece of shit from this year).

I bet this game a few days ago and I knew the credits song was going to get some sort of attention.

Awesome! Quick Look! Quick LOOOOOK!

What the awesome.

This game only has six voice actors total? No wait...seven.

executive chef? kenny mcdonald you're awesome

Thank you, sincerely, for posting this.  It made my evening.

Also, why does the executive chef get a higher listing in the credits than the VO talent?

the only thing that could make this better is Keith David

amazing....

April Fool, motherfucker!

On it's own, this is great, but I would not touch a game where the protagonist talks like that with a ten foot pole. I hate games/movies where the protagonist is an asshole, and this guy sounds like Asshole in Chief. 

Ninja Style....

What the foxtrot.

Man, that went down smoother than oysters covered in double cream.

" the only thing that could make this better is Keith David "

This makes me think of Sonic The Hedgehog for some reason. Man, Sonic would win all of us back if he was voiced by Mickey Rourke and cussed. "Goddamn Cocksucking Commie Motherfuckers!" being uttered by Sonic after being hit and losing all your rings would be priceless.

Fuckin' Ninja Style....

I want to DL this for my ringtone.  NOW!  Just gotta figure out how.

This game is fucking TERRIBLE. I can't believe bethesda pushed out this shovelware.

Heres hoping for a Quick Look.

It'll be a long and painful quick look, the game is complete garbage.

yo fiddy, check out this pimp ass beat!

I looked up the game on YouTube and... man it looks like a PS2 game. But whatever, it's got Mickey Rourke in it so I'll snatch it when it's $9.99 (in three months).

I must get this game now, I don't care if it's average, as long as the main character is as badass as he sounds

Oh my god! * leaving the house and starting a dead sprint to the closest game shop to pick up a copy*

"Goddamn cock breath commie mother fuckers".  
 
No words...

" the only thing that could make this better is Keith David "

this game has gotten consistent 3.0 on another gaming site. the only reason i trust it is that most of the users  on the PC section of that site are pretty savvy when it comes to whether or not a game is good. so far their reviews have been atrocious.

QL,QL,QL!

If you buy this game on the merits of the credits you are gonna be fucking pissed.  This game is one of the worst pieces of garbage ever put out.  I bought it but, this review sums up the game the best. 
http://burn360.net/reviews/rogue-warrior-review/    

Sweet fuck, this song is FANTASTIC!

The profanity is worse than Kane and Lynch. Now I'm not really offended by excessive profanity, but it does get annoying after a while.

Sounds like if Buck 65 did Gangsta Rap.

This shit's my jam.

Dope

Quick Look!!

so this is what awesome sounds like :-)

" Sounds like if Buck 65 did Gangsta Rap. "

♫ I'm gonna show em what time it is ♫
♪ What the fuck was I doing again? Fuckin shit up ♪
♫ Fuckin ninja style ♫
 
This must go on my iPod. Best thing ever.

"The profanity is worse than Kane and Lynch. Now I'm not really offended by excessive profanity, but it does get annoying after a while. "

omagaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwd so good!!!!!