We found this WORLD EXCLUSIVE footage of Fight Night Round 4's all-new Classic Interview mode... OK, whatever, I can't keep up the lame joke. This amazing Mike Tyson footage speaks for itself. But keep in mind that it frequently speaks in shocking slurs and filthy curses before you hit play on it.
So, given that this is how most people see Mike Tyson now, don't you think EA's press release, which opens with...
The Champ Is Back! EA Announces EA SPORTS Fight Night Round 4
Mike Tyson Featured in First Boxing Videogame in Nearly a Decade
...is a little crazy? I guess you could argue that by "champ" it's referring to the Fight Night series, which is the best (and only) boxing series around. Anyway, Fight Night Round 4 is being developed in Vancouver right now for PS3 and 360, and it'll feature Tyson, Ali, and an "all-new physics-based animation system." That sounds hot, but hey, I was already pulling my wallet out at "dude, we're making a new Fight Night." It'll be available in 2009, at which time I will eat all of your children, impregnate you, fornicate, and probably get a great face tattoo all at the same time