Hey, hi, and hello. Just wanted to quickly point out that our online storefront-webshop-clickandmortar-webpresence is now online and ready to take your orders for the first batch of T-shirts and hoodies that we're making available for sale.
Thanks for your patience on this. We heard that you wanted to give us some money for this stuff as soon as possible, but we wanted to make sure we weren't just throwing together some sort of crappy shirts that were going to fall apart almost immediately. This, as I understand it, is quality stuff. The goods. And they're being printed by a company that specializes in this sort of thing, not some sort of fly-by-night "upload us your image and we will sell you a shirt that will disintegrate in three weeks" operation.
We also wanted to make sure we could ship around the world, rather than limiting sales to North America. We have done this. I don't care if you're in The Netherlands or right next door, you can totally order this stuff! Also, the shop supports Paypal. Word.
Plus, it has some of the same mind-blazing artwork that you'll find around the site on it! Seriously, everybody wins.
Get on over to the store and place your order today! Act now, supplies are limited! Operators are standing by! Now how much would you pay? But wait, there's more! Don't get left behind! Order today!