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Giant Bomb's Game of the Year 2010: Day Three

Our picks for Most Ridiculous Use of FMV, Most Improved Franchise, Most Egregious Use Of Product Placement/In-Game Advertising, Worst Accent, and Best Wii-Only Game of 2010!

Don't miss our Day Three Deliberation Podcast, where personal and professional relationships are put to the ultimate test!

Most Ridiculous Use of FMV

 

Comic Jumper


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As players of the 1990s, we'll probably always have a soft spot in our hearts for full-motion video in gaming... especially when it's used for something completely ridiculous. While we'll probably never get back to the heady days of stuff like Night Trap and Sewer Shark, there are still a few teams out there finding crazy was to incorporate real people and footage into their games. But none did it crazier and more over-the-topperest than Twisted Pixel did with Comic Jumper.

After spending some time fooling you into thinking that it's a fairly standard side-scrolling shooter, Comic Jumper goes off the rails completely with a hilarious video intro that sets the stage for what's to come. The human side of the game is revisited a few times throughout, going so far as to actually put members of the game's development team in as characters in the game. But it's the super attack, a strong pummeling from a collection of human arms, legs, and even heads, that sends it over the moon. Those Twisted Pixel guys are out of their minds in the most glorious way possible, and Comic Jumper's dedication to making the most out of every single megabyte of video is actually the best part of the entire production.

    
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Runners-up: The Fight: Lights Out, Alan Wake
 

Most Improved Franchise


Need for Speed

 
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Despite our half-ironic affection for Need for Speed: Most Wanted--or, perhaps, because of it--we've been increasingly disappointed with the year-over-year iterations that the Need for Speed series has been subjected to since. Even when it was revealed earlier this year that Burnout developer Criterion Games--arguably the best arcade-style racing developer in the world right now--would be taking the reins with Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit, we were skeptical.
 
But Criterion destroyed any and all doubts with Hot Pursuit, a razor-sharp racer featuring gorgeous visuals, a solid sense of speed, and a smart progression system that encouraged you to play the game however you liked, whether that meant focusing on playing as the pursuing cops or the evasive racers, playing online or off, or any combination thereof. The Autolog feature was specifically a revelation, dynamically generating attainable challenges based on how good your friends actually are at Hot Pursuit. The Need for Speed name is stronger than it has been for a good decade now, thanks entirely to Hot Pursuit, which is why we choose it for Most Improved Franchise of 2010.

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Runners-up: Red Steel, Just Cause

Most Egregious Use Of Product Placement/In-Game Advertising

 

Shaun White Skateboarding

 
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We're not even sure how this happened. How, exactly, do you ship a game where the main story is all about "fighting the man" while simultaneously making room in your story for pervasive branding? Shaun White should be ripping down these Stride gum billboards, not "freeing" the oppressive billboards and allowing them to show this friendly on-brand message! Seriously, did anyone even look at this before putting it on shelves?

To take matters one step further, the game even has a branded achievement/trophy that unlocks when you complete this grim task. It's too bad, too, because there are certainly some interesting ideas in Shaun White Skateboarding. But this aspect is so incredibly misguided that I don't think any of us will ever find out how it all turns out in the end.

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Runners-up: Alan Wake, Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit

Worst Accent

 

Heavy Rain 

 
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A game so critically focused on story and characters as Heavy Rain really ought to nail all of its dramatic elements. It's not as though there are any upgradable skill trees or headshots or 10-hit combos to fall back on; making your way through the plot is the experience in Heavy Rain, and while Quantic Dream did significantly advance the art of interactive storytelling in its long-awaited PS3 exclusive, there were a few lacking elements that kept this game from fully realizing its potential. One of those elements was just, man, the way people talked was kind of weird. Just weird enough to throw off the natural feel of the story, at least.
   
Now, we're not trying to claim anyone speaks unintelligibly in Heavy Rain or anything. The acting itself is generally quite serviceable. It's just that, for a story that's so clearly set and grounded in a specific area of the northeastern United States, it's pointedly obvious every so often that many of the principal voice actors in the game aren't native speakers of American English. The largely European cast gets it right 99 percent of the time--but that makes the contrast all the more glaring when they subtly slip up. It's that stray inflection here or oddly enunciated syllable there that takes you out of the story and makes you think "Oh yeah, right, this game was made in a place other than where it's set." For such a narrative-driven game, every aspect of the production should enhance, and not distract from, the storytelling.  
 
 
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Runners-up:  Call of Duty: Black Ops, Dead Rising 2

Best Wii-Only Game


Super Mario Galaxy 2

 
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We'll admit, it's maybe a little on-the-nose to choose a Mario game as the best game on a Nintendo platform, particularly when it's a direct sequel to a three-year-old title that originated most of its clever ideas. But none of that really matters, because Super Mario Galaxy 2 is just that good. This is Nintendo at the absolute top of its game, delivering bracingly inventive polygonal platforming action that builds on the sturdy foundation laid by the first Galaxy and a lush, playful art style that makes any technical arguments about the Wii moot. This is pure, unadulterated video-game bliss, and our pick for Best Wii-Only Game of 2010.  


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Runners-up: Kirby's Epic Yarn, GoldenEye 007
 
  

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Black Ops should have won Worst Accent.  I love the game dearly, but Sam Worthington just simply cannot act at all.

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 That Mario QL was awesome, how could i forget to buy this piece of art.    

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i must say i'm addicted to the robotic narrator

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@Liquidus said:
" @TorMasturba said:

" @yoshimitz707 said:

"*sigh* Great another podcast where I can hear them pretend there's a Canadian accent. "


It's not only podcasts, most people who have heard a french-Canadian person speaking English can "pretend" to easily tell that it's a Canadian accent. I heard the accents several times over the course of the game, "Aboot" instead "about" being one of the main big give aways. And the voice actor for the boy in the grave diggers story is really bad, I mean REALLY bad. Admittedly a kid can be forgiven for not being as good at an accent but... Well it could've been done much, much better. "
 You do realize that a French-Canadian is a native French speaker and therefore would have basically a French accent not a "Canadian" accent, right? "

Yes I do. But there are several different languages spoken in Canada, so it's easier to just say French-Canadian.  
 
It's kind of like Affro-Caribbean or German-Swiss etc, as their are many types of people, with many types of languages mixed in.

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@HandsomeDevil said:
" How was Babysitting Mama not even NOMINATED for Worst Accent?  NO NO NO DON'T SHAKE ZE BABY  CON-FORT THE BABY "
Absolutely!  This was the worst accent in the history of videogames.  Spoken Engrish.
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I agree with most of these though I think that the horrifyingly bad accent of undeterminated origin in Babysitting Mama beats out the Canadian invasion in Dead Rising2. DR2 is just a strange cast but with Babysitting Mama the blame is spread over more people (hopefully the v/o actress doesn't sound like that normally) between the cast & crew as to how bad it is.

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 Does GT 5 count for in game ads? I mean everyone of those cars is for sale.

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@l4wd0g: The difference with GT5 is that it's core to the gameplay, uses multiple makes/models across a number of different manufacturers, and their inclusion is not positioned to be marketed to you, nor was it paid for by the parent company. That's the distinction.
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@SuperJoe said:
" @HandsomeDevil said:
" How was Babysitting Mama not even NOMINATED for Worst Accent?  NO NO NO DON'T SHAKE ZE BABY  CON-FORT THE BABY "
Absolutely!  This was the worst accent in the history of videogames.  Spoken Engrish. "
It was, though. Listen to the podacst.
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@FluxWaveZ said:
" @SuperJoe said:
" @HandsomeDevil said:
" How was Babysitting Mama not even NOMINATED for Worst Accent?  NO NO NO DON'T SHAKE ZE BABY  CON-FORT THE BABY "
Absolutely!  This was the worst accent in the history of videogames.  Spoken Engrish. "
It was, though. Listen to the podacst. "
It was mentioned, but not nominated. 
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@HandsomeDevil said:
" It was mentioned, but not nominated.  "
For the discussion, doesn't mentioned and discussed = nominated?
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@FluxWaveZ said:
" @HandsomeDevil said:
" It was mentioned, but not nominated.  "
For the discussion, doesn't mentioned and discussed = nominated? "
No. The nominees were Dead Rising 2 and Black Ops. 
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I liked Nahmen Jayden, and I thought Madison, Ethan and Shelby were good. The children were pretty damn bad though.

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I don´t have a Wii, but this here Mario game realy make me wanna get one. Wow!

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@HandsomeDevil said:
" @FluxWaveZ said:
" @HandsomeDevil said:
" It was mentioned, but not nominated.  "
For the discussion, doesn't mentioned and discussed = nominated? "
No. The nominees were Dead Rising 2 and Black Ops.  "
Those are the runners-up. They're not all the nominees.
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@LordAndrew said:
" @HandsomeDevil said:
" @FluxWaveZ said:
" @HandsomeDevil said:
" It was mentioned, but not nominated.  "
For the discussion, doesn't mentioned and discussed = nominated? "
No. The nominees were Dead Rising 2 and Black Ops.  "
Those are the runners-up. They're not all the nominees. "
Aren't runner-ups and nominees the same thing? 
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@HandsomeDevil said:
" @LordAndrew said:
" @HandsomeDevil said:
" @FluxWaveZ said:
" For the discussion, doesn't mentioned and discussed = nominated? "
No. The nominees were Dead Rising 2 and Black Ops.  "
Those are the runners-up. They're not all the nominees. "
Aren't runner-ups and nominees the same thing?  "
Regardless of how many nominees there are in a category, there's only two runners-up and one winner. Those are the three finalists, which are a subset of the nominees.
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these were all great choices and i agree with every one of them. i really can't believe what a great year the wii has had in particular. it's at the point where i actually regret selling mine last year, and i've been spending a lot of time at my friend's with kirby. now if only i could get him to pick up goldeneye...

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@LordAndrew said:
" @HandsomeDevil said:
" @LordAndrew said:
" @HandsomeDevil said:
" @FluxWaveZ said:
" For the discussion, doesn't mentioned and discussed = nominated? "
No. The nominees were Dead Rising 2 and Black Ops.  "
Those are the runners-up. They're not all the nominees. "
Aren't runner-ups and nominees the same thing?  "
Regardless of how many nominees there are in a category, there's only two runners-up and one winner. Those are the three finalists, which are a subset of the nominees. "
So Babysitting Mama was nominated? This whole thing is way to complicated. Bottom line: Babysitting Mama has the worst voice acting of anything ever. 
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Heavy Rain deserved Worst Accent. You know why? The kids.

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I still think Sam worthingtons VO was waay worse. 
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Skate 3 gets no FMV love   
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The Alan Wake "Watch a Verizon ad, get an achievement" thing was not mentioned, and for me was definitely the worst.

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Super Mario Galaxy 2 looks fantastic.

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The worst accent award seems strange to me. Saying which, all you Americans sound the same to me so meh... 
 
Facking awesome game Heavy Rain; though the kids all sound retarded. 

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There was nothing in this list that made me go "WTF?" which simply means it agreed with my own opinion. :)