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Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Pole Position)

New cartoon site launches with plenty of awful third-tier cartoons for on-demand viewing.

I want to know more about this girl's haircare regiment. 
I want to know more about this girl's haircare regiment. 
Oh man, I spotted this on Destructoid last night and it's been in danger of ruining my productivity for the rest of the week. It seems that someone's gone ahead and launched an on-demand video site for cartoons. It's called Jaroo, and it's got a load of third-rate cartoons from the '80s for you to "enjoy."

The gaming tie-in is that they've got episodes of Captain N, Sonic Underground, and episodes of Super Mario Bros. and The Legend of Zelda, which are presented with the live-action bits of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, so you'll get a little Captain Lou up in here (pour one out for the god, by the way).

But then there's Pole Position. Man, I forgot that Pole Position existed, but yeah, someone decided to license Namco's driving game for use in a cartoon, then made it about a brother/sister duo who drive cars that can convert into hydrofoils and stuff. And they fight crime. And the cars have crappy computer faces in them that talk to the kids like it was a bad episode of Knight Rider. That's assuming, of course, that "a bad episode of Knight Rider" was actually possible.

The non-gaming stuff is even more obscure. The most relevant thing available is Inspector Gadget, though I'm far more interested in seeing if Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors is any good, since I vaguely remember that from my youth. There's also a database entry for something called "Siegfried & Roy," but hitting it loads up episodes of a Sherlock Holmes cartoon. Man, a Siegfried & Roy cartoon would be just about the most awesomest bestest thing I could ever imagine, but the Sherlock Holmes cartoon is set in the 22nd century, so... yeah, that's still pretty good.

Check out the site at jaroo.com.
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I want to know more about this girl's haircare regiment. 
I want to know more about this girl's haircare regiment. 
Oh man, I spotted this on Destructoid last night and it's been in danger of ruining my productivity for the rest of the week. It seems that someone's gone ahead and launched an on-demand video site for cartoons. It's called Jaroo, and it's got a load of third-rate cartoons from the '80s for you to "enjoy."

The gaming tie-in is that they've got episodes of Captain N, Sonic Underground, and episodes of Super Mario Bros. and The Legend of Zelda, which are presented with the live-action bits of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, so you'll get a little Captain Lou up in here (pour one out for the god, by the way).

But then there's Pole Position. Man, I forgot that Pole Position existed, but yeah, someone decided to license Namco's driving game for use in a cartoon, then made it about a brother/sister duo who drive cars that can convert into hydrofoils and stuff. And they fight crime. And the cars have crappy computer faces in them that talk to the kids like it was a bad episode of Knight Rider. That's assuming, of course, that "a bad episode of Knight Rider" was actually possible.

The non-gaming stuff is even more obscure. The most relevant thing available is Inspector Gadget, though I'm far more interested in seeing if Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors is any good, since I vaguely remember that from my youth. There's also a database entry for something called "Siegfried & Roy," but hitting it loads up episodes of a Sherlock Holmes cartoon. Man, a Siegfried & Roy cartoon would be just about the most awesomest bestest thing I could ever imagine, but the Sherlock Holmes cartoon is set in the 22nd century, so... yeah, that's still pretty good.

Check out the site at jaroo.com.
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HURRAY FOR CAPTAIN N 
this site is scary. but hey, a pole position cartoon. 

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Id rather not...

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I still remember the part where Jayce got stuck in a high-gravity planet and he was squishing *cut to commercial*.  That, and the badguys were plants.
 
And the Pole Position theme song...
 
Hmm.
 
Actually, that " Ulysses" show is pretty good, even watching it through jaded adult eyes.  Didn't see it until a few years ago because I'm not sure it was very well-known in the States.  Check that one out, at least.  They even rip off the Star Wars theme song at one point :)

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Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century is one of the dumbest cartoons I ever saw.
 
And yes, I really watched it.

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@AjayRaz said:
" HURRAY FOR CAPTAIN N "
And huzzah for Jeff making my productivity come to a complete standstill!
 
A Pole Position cartoon? Man, Australia missed out on some real gems (but not Jem).
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Jayce had an awesome theme song.

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I just went there for the inspector gadget theme song. Ah, good memories.

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The name " Pole Position " is just asking for someone to start talking about sexual innuendo (in YOUR endo!) in kids cartoons.

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Nice!  It's the Super Mario Bros Super Show!
 
This is what I always wished Cartoon Network would be.

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You know, I only enjoy those cartoons ironically. I wouldn't actually go out of my way to watch them when I could be playing Dragon Age instead. However, the address is noted for future reference.

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I saw the Siegfried & Roy cartoon. It is far from being the awesomest, bestest thing ever. :)

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Captain N! Nice. Super Mario Bros Super Show! Nice. Sonic! Okay. The Legend of Zelda! Well excuuuuuuse meeee, princess! Yeah. Lame. 
But they've got Mummies Alive, which is awesome. Not video game related I think, but awesome.

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If it has Inspector Gadget, it CAN'T be a bad thing.

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Awe...no Tick
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Damn it!  Was hoping they had Denver the Last Dinosaur!!

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THANK YOU JEFF GERSTMANN SHERLOCK HOLMES WITH ROBOT WATSON IS THE BEST YOU ARE THE BEST
 
THERE WAS AN EPISODE WHERE A GUY CHEATED AT FUTURE LAZER TAG AND THAT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH A GUY GETTING FROZEN IT"S LIKE SPACE VIDEO GAMES CORRUPTING OUR YOUTH IT  WAS GREAT

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Jeff, it's actually spelled "regimen," unless that lady's hair is in the army.  Yay, spelling nitpicks!
 
But hey, Inspector Gadget!

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This owns HARD.  Captain N is terrible but nevertheless I shall now watch it.

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Also this actually works outside of the US unlike Hulu.

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Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad for the mutha' ****** win.

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Hahaha chain-smoking Megaman

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Yes! Pole position was one of my favorites as a kid. M.A.S.K. was pretty sweet too.

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Damn you Jeff! The Zelda cartoon can not be unseen :(

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UNIIIII!

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Now I'm hooked on the brothers!

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This shit is DOPE O_O

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@Andorski said:
" Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad for the mutha' ****** win. "
THIS
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Dear Internet,
 
I have finals in a week and half. Please stop fucking up my productivity until then.
 
Love,
Laszlo

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I'm really glad you introduced me to this ¬___¬
 
Its 130 am, and I've watched 2 episodes of Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century... a show that I was sure until an hour ago I had imagined, and had never actually happened.

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Super Mario, Zelda, Captain N, and even Inspector Gadget are all on Netflix streaming....Just FYI.
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MUMMIES ALIVE
 
Yes sweet 90s come back to me

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HOLY SHIT! MUMMIES ALIVE!

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@thedj93 said:

" HOLY SHIT! MUMMIES ALIVE! "

I wasn't going to click  the link, but this has convinced me to do so.
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What is a late 1990's Canadian live action drama (Emily of New Moon) doing being on a list of 1980's kids cartoons?

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There is a lot of great cartoons on there. I have the first season of super mario brothers super show. It's corney as shit but still quite enjoyable to watch. 
 
Now all they need to put on there is C.O.P.S. and I'm set.
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Give it to me straight.....
 
Will there be any Max Mini?

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Super Mario Brothers? Hmmmm...
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THE MAGIC BALOON

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@Andorski: I am watching an episode right now and Holy ****! I didn't know Tim Curry was the voice of the main villain Kilokhan!!!
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Haha, the Wombles. What the fuck were those cat's thinking.
 
*goes back to re-watching the endurance run*

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I clicked in the hopes that the Mega Man cartoon would be there to destroy my nostalgia. I am now disappointed. :(

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Well, there goes my productivity for the next month or so... 
 
Of course, the site would be even better if it included any of these: 
 
Silverhawks
Thundercats 
Dungeons & Dragons 
Turbo Teen 
Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling  
Bravestarr 
M.A.S.K.
Galaxy High (corny, I know) 
The Real Ghostbusters 
 
Great start, though.

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Mona the Vampire! Hahaha! "Show us your fangs! Yay, Mona!"

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I am impressed it's working fine in Canada.  Up yours Hulu.  Definitely some good stuff in the catalog, though the librarian in me hopes they wake up and stop sorting by "The". Littles and Wizard of Oz will feature heavily in my weekend.  (Yes, the Cinar Oz with Margot Kidder narrating. Woop woop!)
Also, Captain N totally sucks at Punch-Out!  0 points and no health after the first minute against King Hippo?  At least he's using the Advantage.
Love that dog though.
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Too bad they don't have Samurai Pizza Cats. I was totally obsessed with that show as a kid.

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 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THE SUPER MARIO BROS. SUPER SHOW TIME!!!

This is great! =D I've been wanting a site like this for a while!

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Assuming that a bad episode of Knight Rider is impossible means you never saw the new series. In that, EVERY episode is a bad episode.

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No Biker Mice from Mars? No thank you.

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OMG, best site ever. Thanks a lot Jeff I didn't need something else to distract me from school lol.

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Whoa! Mona The Vampire is actually pretty good.