With Brad tossing up some new details on Sega's House of the Dead: Overkill, I thought it apt to look back at the high point of the light gun series. Yes, I'm talking about Goldman. He's a bad man. And he says bad things. Badly.
Luckily, someone was nice enough to collate all of his amazing dialogue into one "video." I recommend you push play, then lie back and close your eyes. Let the amazing words wash over you. Then, and only then, will you be ready for the weekend.