With Brad tossing up some new details on Sega's House of the Dead: Overkill, I thought it apt to look back at the high point of the light gun series. Yes, I'm talking about Goldman. He's a bad man. And he says bad things. Badly.
Luckily, someone was nice enough to collate all of his amazing dialogue into one "video." I recommend you push play, then lie back and close your eyes. Let the amazing words wash over you. Then, and only then, will you be ready for the weekend.
Let's begin.