Good Voice Work: A Tribute To Goldman

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With Brad tossing up some new details on Sega's House of the Dead: Overkill, I thought it apt to look back at the high point of the light gun series. Yes, I'm talking about Goldman. He's a bad man. And he says bad things. Badly.

Luckily, someone was nice enough to collate all of his amazing dialogue into one "video." I recommend you push play, then lie back and close your eyes. Let the amazing words wash over you. Then, and only then, will you be ready for the weekend.

Let's begin.

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You are a jackass, Jeff.

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Thanks a lot : /

UAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............

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HES AMAZAZING.......

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That guy was one crazy MoFo.

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I didn't know John Wayne was in House of the Dead.

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Goldman!

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goldman: clearly a sex-android, sent from the future.

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I'm against Goldman having his own forum.

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Ryan said:

"You are a jackass, Jeff."

LMAO! I llove this website.

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haha...every time he said, "friends" it reminded me of this "John McCain and his vegetable friends" video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRmey2WvWnw

"Ahh...There you are, my friends." "Hello, John!"

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The best villain ever.

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Well I would do terrible voice work too if I were being paid with discarded pizza box cheese.

Oh, this reminds me of the House of Dead 2 arcade we have at work that I have yet to play, but think it's totally awesome that it's there.

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AndrewB said:

"Well I would do terrible voice work too if I were being paid with discarded pizza box cheese.
."

What the fuck is a box cheese?

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I read your post wrong and now I feel like a dummy.

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THAT! IS! AWESOME!

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"James, you have a phone call. It's from Goldman."

"WHAT? FROM GOLDMAN?!"

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Everything about this game was funny. My favorite part... the gun you use is called "The Gun of Justice"

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Hahaha, is this the actual voice, ive never played the game before. If it is then thats to funny

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this is why programmers should never voice the character they're just putting into the game code.

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ahaha this is great.

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BiffMcBlumpkin said:

"AndrewB said:
"Well I would do terrible voice work too if I were being paid with discarded pizza box cheese.
."

What the fuck is a box cheese?"

lolfail.

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"hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm"

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It almost seems like G Man is Goldman's educated brother who went to college...hmmmm

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....Friends

SHOW YOUR SELF

.....Friends

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The fact that this "actor" was paid for this "voice work" is... Unreal.
Farewell, friends.

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"I've. Been. Waiting. For. You...... Friends."

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Barry Burton would be proud.

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Who ever did this guys voice deserves an oscar, best acting EVER

15 years ago

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Glorious

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i loved this game, and goldman was a big part of the reason why!

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hahhahaaaaaaaaaha...friends...hahahhahahahaahh

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Dude Goldman was a classic!

Yes that is the genuine voice destro.

The voices practically made House of the Dead 2 what it is.

Suffer Like G Did!?!?

15 years ago

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I would love to listen... BUT MY SPEAKERS DON'T WORK:(

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John McCain, is that you my friend?

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This is awesome... Friends

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it sounds like one of those programs you type words into and it says what you typed.

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Thats fuckin hilarious

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"TO PERTECT THA LYFESYCLE!"

As a straight male, I would gladly have gay-sex with Goldman

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People of the YAY-M-S...
Look at your left...
Look at your right...

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Hey, I know that dude from Typing of the Dead (House of the Dead with a keyboard. No, I'm not joking.)
I'm a HUGE fan of poor voice acting in games, and as such, I'm bookmarking that video.

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