Halo vs. Ecko Shirts Go On Sale

As someone who's been known to wear Ecko clothing from time to time and as someone who liked Halo (well, Halo 3, anyway), you would think that Ecko's limited edition Halo t-shirts would be right up my alley. But surprise! They all look kind of awful and feel like they were designed for people who want others to think they like Halo, as opposed to people who, you know, actually like Halo. It doesn't help that the descriptions are written in some lame kind of attempt at gaming shorthand. Take this one, for example.

Limited Edition Halo tees are a tribute to this legendary video game trilogy. Don't get Pwned! Laser shooting Spartans make up the screenprint design of this Halo tee. 100% cotton. Machine wash. Imported.

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They're all terrible.

those are horrible shirts

...I wouldn't wear any of those shirts and I like Halo.

Wow, all of those designs are terrible.  They're like what middle school boys wear to make them think they look cool.

Yeah those are pretty fucking horrible. You can go to Hot Topic and Find better video game shirts.

As previously mentioned, all terrible.

I got one of the MGS4 shirts from a similar Japanese promotion. Wish they were more in that style.

those shirts are awful...the least worst of the bunch imo is the 'Ecko Halo Seek And Destroy T-Shirt'. id get that one if it didnt have all that 'SEEKandDESTROY' stuff on the top.

i dont like them. o well. they just look like crap. 

I'm still waiting for the Chie "Never!" T-shirt.

What in the sweet holy hell is going on in that first one? Who in the fuck let that design get past the concept stage?

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wow those look horrible

Oh jesus, did they try to make them look shit on purpose?

Wow. Horrendous!

"Hey I have an idea. Let's place a bunch of Master Chiefs scattered about the t-shirt. Some will even be upside down. No wait, how about a spiral of Master Chiefs disppearing toward the center. No wait, let's make something that gangbangers who play Xbox 360 will wear. Well, let's make them all."

Ewwww.

I know you like these Ecko shirts but no offense jeff...Have you seen this guy?  He is a total douchebag, no one should wear anything by that guy.

those look terrible...why would they  make them?

Way too noisy .... how about a coherent design, and not just something that looks like vomit.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAfail

Jeff, I want your "T-shirt!" T-shirt, were did you get it?

Disgusting, even the most obese of neckbearders wouldn't wear these tarps.

These look like a joke.  I can't imagine people liking these.

Don't get Pwned

just terrible

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Wow! Those are really bad. It is like an intern designer had free reign and just put anything they thought was "cool" there. Ugh.

I can copy paste a picture of a dude in a spiral and sell it!!!??

Why.... would anyone even consider these designs? It's like an amateur photoshopper made them.

" @RossCowan: They all look pretty cool to me, its obvious that most of the people here fit into a certain fashion demographic that is entirely different then the ecko demographic "

These shirts are horrible looking.

These look like someone hasty pasted the images on with photoshop.

these are terrible.

Hey guys if ya don't like em, send em my way, us brits are always short changed on merchandise over here, not to mention the $-£ ratio, now that sucks! If something is $30 in the US is £30 here in the UK!

Ecko marketing meeting wiretap

I'd rather see a "Halo vs. Ecco" shirt. That's a matchup for the ages.

I bet they got 12 year olds to design them.

Give it a month and they all will be 75% off.

I read the "free head shots" shirt as "free nerd shots" and it was 100 times funnier. I probably buy the nerd shots shirt if it has anything but Halo on it.

Looks like Mr. Ecko threw up on his Halo 3 disk and decided that was the new clothes line for his company. 

Among the worst shirt designs I've ever seen...