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Hate Shapes

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean the tetrominos aren't after you.

ENOUGH WITH THE PINK PIECES ALREADY!
ENOUGH WITH THE PINK PIECES ALREADY!
The idea of blaming the computer for cheating when you lose at a video game is as old as video games themselves. Most of the time, it's really just an issue of perception. This is not the case with Bastet, a Tetris variant developed by Federico Poloni which, rather than choosing the shapes you'll receive at random, analyzes your playfield and gives you the worst shape possible. In case you were wondering, Bastet is short for Bastard Tetris, a most fitting name indeed.

You can play an in-progress web-based version of Bastet over at The Goto of the Underground. It usually takes several hours of Tetris play before I find myself good and pissed off by less-than-ideal shape selections, but Bastet achieved maximum frustration in a matter of minutes. Truly a feat. So, if your Friday was going a little too smoothly, and you weren't already cursing under your breath, take a couple minutes to see what it really means for the computer to cheat.

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ENOUGH WITH THE PINK PIECES ALREADY!
ENOUGH WITH THE PINK PIECES ALREADY!
The idea of blaming the computer for cheating when you lose at a video game is as old as video games themselves. Most of the time, it's really just an issue of perception. This is not the case with Bastet, a Tetris variant developed by Federico Poloni which, rather than choosing the shapes you'll receive at random, analyzes your playfield and gives you the worst shape possible. In case you were wondering, Bastet is short for Bastard Tetris, a most fitting name indeed.

You can play an in-progress web-based version of Bastet over at The Goto of the Underground. It usually takes several hours of Tetris play before I find myself good and pissed off by less-than-ideal shape selections, but Bastet achieved maximum frustration in a matter of minutes. Truly a feat. So, if your Friday was going a little too smoothly, and you weren't already cursing under your breath, take a couple minutes to see what it really means for the computer to cheat.
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interesting

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Man things are going too well. I need to rage, I might just try that.

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Shapes, my only weakness

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I admire the fact that somebody has made a cheating version of tetris but even as a flash game I think this game has a couple of issue. If they could tune down the control sensitivity, take out the rotating piece glitch and add a score counter then we'd have true awesomeness.

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Today was the most boring day EVER for me. I really don't need any more frustration.

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SO MANY FUCKING S AND Z BLOCKS

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I dunno. I seriously don't see much of a difference between this and real Tetris.

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Yeah, that was painful. My best score so far is FIVE lines!

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Hmm...I hate it...but I suppose that is the goal huh?

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Excellent reference there Ryan.

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The bigger problem for me was how oversensitive it is to keystrokes.  I want to rotate the piece once and it spins out of control.

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For me, that just compounded the frustration. I'm still not sure whether that was the point or not, but it definitely got me a-cursing.

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COLLECT TEH PYGONS!

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Wouldn't it just simply give you the same shape OVER AND OVER AGAIN!? or like 20 of one shape and then another 20 of another shape until you start doing it's bidding?

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Bastard Tetris II: The bitch which is this game returns.

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After playing it for 2 minutes I've decided it wasn't worth losing my mind to a game.

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pink pieces and a system that picks worst possible pieces, yeah, this guy is an asshole lol

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Well the game was crap.  I didn't like it at all and the fact that most shapes piss me off is bad enough.  Although.......there is maybe 3 shapes I do like:

1. Circle-----> (Boobs)

2. Oval------> (Vagina)

3. Diamond------> (Upside down = a pussy)

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Lol, didn't seem much harder than a regular game of tetris.

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Call me crazy, but I actually quite liked the idea...

It makes the tetris experience alot more tactical, since you have to make sure you can handle all shapes, all the time. Forces you to put shapes in bad places too, and makes tthe game actually hard, without just sending the speed through the roof.

Not great controls though...

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I played it for about five minutes and decided that I didn't want to ruin my day.

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I have never been prouder of a lower tetris score.  It's got this kung fu vibe where you try to get all meta figure out what it THINKS will be the worst.  I think I got something like 300 points once--  heh.

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Haha

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I can't get past 3 lines hah. It keeps giving me those damn squares! Those aren't good for anything :(.

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Pretty neat idea actually, piss me off quickly though.

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I've played a similar game to this here http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/stacked-odds/

Same thing, annoying tetris.

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Man, eff this game.

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Yeah, that definitely sucked, but in an interesting way. It kinda feels like the controls are a little wonky too, like not only is the game giving you the worst piece, but it also is trying not to let you put it in a decent position. Also, I like the return to Game Boy Tetris rules: no pansy ghost pieces or infinite spin.

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FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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AAAhhhhh. Don't like game...

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Edit: (Current high score = 11 LINES!)

That was an exhilarating first game.  Even going in knowing full well that the game was going to spite me, I couldn't shake the years of training I've had in placing tetriminos the "correct" way, and got buried pretty fast.  I did manage 2 lines, though.

I like how the game seems to have a sick sense of humor, stringing and baiting you along.  I finally gave up on getting that Tetris and blocked off the work I'd done, and then I got a straight I-shaped piece as my very next drop.  ROFL.  Although the game creator must be a little dylsexic, 'cause he seems to have mistaken L's with J's and S's with Z's in the game's debug code.  Not that it affects the gameplay at all.

Razz17 said:
"Wouldn't it just simply give you the same shape OVER AND OVER AGAIN!? or like 20 of one shape and then another 20 of another shape until you start doing it's bidding?"
Nope.  With I's, L's, J's, O's and T's it would be very easy to place the pieces and play endlessly.  S's and Z's, arranged vertically, would force you to wreck your first line, but thereafter everything would fall into place for easy doubles.  Any variation of that scenario would be quite a bit easier than the game is at present, and perhaps even easier than regular Tetris.
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Sounds funny!
I sounds like a frustrating game.

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I wouldn't be so damn hard if the controls didn't suck so much.

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Bastard Tetris is quite fitting.

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Like someone else said, the controls are way too loose. Not only do you play against the pieces, but against the controls as well.

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Damn this game to hell!

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RichardLOlson said:
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Well the game was crap.  I didn't like it at all and the fact that most shapes piss me off is bad enough.  Although.......there is maybe 3 shapes I do like:

1. Circle-----> (Boobs)

2. Oval------> (Vagina)

3. Diamond------> (Upside down = a pussy)

"
LULSOFUNAY. OW8NO.
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