It's Dangerous To Go Sober. Drink This.

Now you're really playing with power.

"White Russian and Mojito - two of the best drinks ever created, and both have more than two ingredients.  Epic fail, Ryan."

Jagermeister.

Groovie

I'd call it the Silver Arrow.  Goes straight to the gut and sets it on fire.

Goldschlager does bad things to people.  Try it with apple juice- it's really good.

for the love of all things good, that is one nasty concoction.

I can only afford the ultra cheap Skol or McCormick's vodka when I get liquor. It's pretty much mandatory that one syrup the shit out of that rubbing alcohol-ish abonimation masquerading as vodka.

Either way, I "love" the absolut(ely)  hypocritical "anti-drugs" stance while you are all borderline alcoholics. Personally I'd prefer to green with the sticky.

Obviously you have never enjoyed a Zombie my friend.

Sounds superior, but I'd rather chug vodka and fresh orange, different kind of hangova.

Ryan speaks the wisdom of Drunk.  The sweet sweet truth.

Mixing Alcohol with anything is like falling slowly.  You know your falling, can't stop it, but for some reason you think it's better to delay impact.  Your going to get hammered, just let it happen.  Gurly man.

The only acceptable liquid for mixing into a alcohol drink is water.  In the form of ice and only when your starting to get dehydrated.  ;)

Ugh, drinking.

While it has nothing to do with video games, i found this on Geekologie as well, and i'm thinking Jeff, being the Burnout Paradise fan that he is, may just enjoy this as much as i did:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSVfYwdGSsQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geekologie.com%2F2009%2F04%2Ftrying_to_pancake_a_car_with_a.php&feature=player_embedded

The quasi-medieval context of the Zelda universe demands a more manly, badass drink.  With all that rum it should be called the "Phantom Hourglass" or something.  Rum fits better with the nautical theme I guess.

"Is it Hyrulian or Hylian?"

Is it Hyrulian or Hylian?

Someone needs to drink a Vesper.

Tri Force shot sounds good to me.

I like all booze, I don't discriminate.  I am particularly partial to dark Rum though (Cuban of course), I think I may have been a Pirate in a former life.

I'd rather have a nice English IPA from the local pub in Concord CA.

Fuck you, Ryan! I'll drink however I want! As long as you get drunk, what does it matter? The Triforce Shot sounds awesome!

Although lately, all I've been drinking is Whiskey, need to get some variety in there.

Whiskey and uhhh Whiskey please.

White Russian and Mojito - two of the best drinks ever created, and both have more than two ingredients.  Epic fail, Ryan.

As a barman I have to say the people who order 3 ingredient drinks, especially if they are all sugar filled alcopop things, need to have their head examined.

For the record though everyone should try out the following....

Full measure of silver tequila, full measure of vodka, half measure of gin and sambuca and finish with a small dab of tabasco sauce. That shit will end the night for you with a bang, literally.

I believe any and all credit for videogame-related drinks should go to Frank.

I'm more of a beer and wine kind of guy. I like to top the evening off with a shot of tequila, but that's rare now a days. The wife frowns upon it.

"Malibu and Diet Pepsi Max.  Try it.  Your taste buds will thank you."

"". Also, when you're at a bar, and you order a drink with more than two ingredients, you're gumming up the works for people who know how to drink.""

"Malibu and Diet Pepsi Max.  Try it.  Your taste buds will thank you."

So, um ... slow day in the office?

I kid.  I do like your "no more than 2 ingredients" rule though.

Malibu and Diet Pepsi Max.  Try it.  Your taste buds will thank you.

Drinking!
I just stick to beer dude, that's all I need, maybe the occasional sider.

I would honestly be terrified of ingesting that monstrosity. More than one, at least.

God damn it - now thats a way to play

DRINK!!!!!