The Giant Bomb staff would like to officially salute Kotaku's Michael McWhertor for trying the big, awful-looking Guitar Hero-themed KFC meal so that we don't have to.
It looks like paying $7.99 to be kicked in the stomach until you cough up blood. It makes the KFC Famous Bowl look dainty and dignified by comparison. Thankfully, we will never have to know for ourselves. Instead we can continue staring down the barrel of a Pizza Hut Macaroni & Cheese With Bacon "pasta" thing, which isn't game-related unless you consider stunt eating to be a game.
For the record, stunt eating is not a game.