NDX 03/28/2011

Posted by Jeff - March 28, 2011 at 10:26 PM

On Monday nights, we take all of the inside garbage and stuff it into two big, plastic bins. One of them is for recyclable goods. The other is for straight-up garbage. That's right. It's garbage day. Actually, I guess Tuesday is garbage day around these parts, but it's a Monday tradition around here, because the guys in the truck come by pretty early, so if I don't get it out there on the night before, chances are I'll miss the collection and be stuck with cans full of garbage for a full seven days. Oh, Nintendo released some new WiiWare demos and DSiWare hits this week, too.

Your conductor, as always, is the delightfully grimy Jeff Gerstmann!

Ways to listen:
iTunes: HERE
RSS: HERE
MP3: HERE

And remember: A little baking soda in your trash cans will eliminate that "rotting corpse" smell!

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Posted by Kyreo - March 28, 2011 at 10:34 PM

Last?

Posted by bkbroiler - March 28, 2011 at 10:34 PM

Woo woo!

Posted by msavo - March 28, 2011 at 10:35 PM

CHOO CHOOO

Posted by Depth - March 28, 2011 at 10:35 PM

Aww yeah.

Posted by Dynamitekyle - March 28, 2011 at 10:36 PM

Awesome.

Posted by MolluskLingers - March 28, 2011 at 10:37 PM

i am ready to ride the train tha choo choo train

Posted by Ace829 - March 28, 2011 at 10:37 PM

I'm not whoring myself for quests. Hooray!

Posted by JJOR64 - March 28, 2011 at 10:38 PM

SEXY!

Posted by MisterChief - March 28, 2011 at 10:39 PM

Silent Night Deadly Night 2 is the Citizen Kane of Christmas themed horror films.

Posted by ThePhantomnaut - March 28, 2011 at 10:39 PM

The train arrived.

Posted by Hizang - March 28, 2011 at 10:40 PM

Ride that train baby! WOO WOOOO!

Posted by FuzzYLemoN - March 28, 2011 at 10:43 PM

Obligatory post:

Posted by Vinny_Says - March 28, 2011 at 10:46 PM

This train be insane like crackhead lorraine!

Posted by Blair - March 28, 2011 at 10:47 PM

I've got my ticket. Heeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeee GOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by boxing_hobo - March 28, 2011 at 10:49 PM

I'm riding the rails, of love for nintendo downloads

Posted by FCKSNAP - March 28, 2011 at 10:55 PM

Here, there's a garbage day on Tuesday and Friday. The recycling only happens on Monday though.

Posted by rndmtask - March 28, 2011 at 10:56 PM

Thursday is garbage day for me.

Posted by RecSpec - March 28, 2011 at 10:57 PM

NO!! *holds up trash can to protect himself*

Posted by OldManLollipop - March 28, 2011 at 10:57 PM

Fifty seventh? No? Damn.

Posted by Toxin066 - March 28, 2011 at 10:58 PM

20th!

Posted by JoelTGM - March 28, 2011 at 11:05 PM

oh hey !

Posted by Spiritof - March 28, 2011 at 11:06 PM

I used to listen to NDX for the info and laughs. Now I listen to it because it's starting to resemble an audio version of a man's slow descent into madness. It's like listening to a Gerstmann Fever Dream.

Posted by PsEG - March 28, 2011 at 11:06 PM

Garbage can't stop the train! WHOO WHOO!

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Posted by Traegan - March 28, 2011 at 11:07 PM

This reminded me to take out my garbage tonight. Thanks for that Jeff.

Posted by Slaker117 - March 28, 2011 at 11:07 PM

You're blowing my fucking mind with this news about PC downloads Jeff. It sounds crazy!

Posted by gakon - March 28, 2011 at 11:12 PM

I still don't find Jeff's dramatic readings funny, but slowly I'm starting to appreciate the persona Jeff is creating.

Posted by bybeach - March 28, 2011 at 11:13 PM

Cans came back in today for me. Same idea with the recycle and straight up garbage, though.

I don't get on the NDX train, but the whistle sounds fine! There must be train tracks around here somewhere, cause I will hear it in the middle of the night.

Posted by ajamafalous - March 28, 2011 at 11:14 PM

Tuesday around here is garbage day?

BOOM.

Posted by ajamafalous - March 28, 2011 at 11:15 PM

tktk

Posted by chikin_n_rofls - March 28, 2011 at 11:15 PM

downloadable games on the personal computer? sounds like the industry is finally wising up

Posted by InsidiousTuna - March 28, 2011 at 11:16 PM

Choo-fuckin'-choo. Been waiting for this one.

Posted by Little_Socrates - March 28, 2011 at 11:16 PM

tktk indeed.

Posted by HumanityPlague - March 28, 2011 at 11:21 PM

You should give that "Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II: Retribution" game a shot. May not be a Nintendo exclusive, and might be on the strange beast known as "PC Gaming", but it's enjoyable none the less.

Posted by Zamir - March 28, 2011 at 11:22 PM

Jeff has discovered steam is this the end of NDX or is the Train now going to be powered by steam, i hope so and it goes with this train motif we got going

Posted by ArmedBear - March 28, 2011 at 11:23 PM

Shirley Manson should make a song about this train.

Posted by Monkeyman04 - March 28, 2011 at 11:25 PM

Jeff in the future on Steam there is a big(ish) title that says About the Game and it finishes the stuff in the paragraph.

Posted by onimonkii - March 28, 2011 at 11:35 PM

garbage day guy reminds me of john drake

Posted by Eaxis - March 28, 2011 at 11:37 PM

Choo Choo! All Aboard the awesome train!

Posted by SkylarShelton - March 28, 2011 at 11:39 PM

@SpiritOf: yup, pretty much spot on

Posted by Eribuster - March 28, 2011 at 11:42 PM

All aboard!
This is light week as Wii offerings are just two demos.

Edited by Crunchman - March 28, 2011 at 11:43 PM

In the future, huge space trains will transport our terrible future garbage into the sun. IT'S A ONE-WAY TRIP, BABY! WHOO WHOO!

Posted by Undeadpool - March 28, 2011 at 11:44 PM

The train was ALMOST late, but as usual: CHOO CHOO, motherfalcons.

Posted by meaninoflife42 - March 28, 2011 at 11:49 PM

Yippie-kay-yay mister falcon, a new NDX is here.

Posted by LiquidSwords - March 28, 2011 at 11:50 PM

Posted by sofacitysweetheart - March 28, 2011 at 11:54 PM

Had to stop listening 10 minutes in. Wow. Jeff, you're beating a dead horse :/

Posted by Seedofpower - March 28, 2011 at 11:54 PM

That bit about steam was awesome. Thank you Jeff.

Posted by Landon - March 29, 2011 at 12:17 AM

Jeff, you're becoming borderline annoying with the "OH IS WUT IS THIS STEAM?!?!?!?" Crap. It would have been funny if it didn't go on for 14 minutes. I don't know, maybe it's me.

Posted by Konanda - March 29, 2011 at 12:18 AM

Still awesome.

Posted by Yawgmoth - March 29, 2011 at 12:43 AM

Someone better bolt on the cow catcher because this train is about to plow through a herd of AWESOME!

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by Jeff Gerstmann on March 28, 2011

Garbage day?