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Totilo vs. Soulja goes down, and it ain't pretty.

Gaming's equivalent of the "Thrilla in Manilla" has finally gone down. The results have been posted and, just to get this out of the way up front, our hometown hero didn't pull through.

The long-awaited gaming bout between MTV Multiplayer's Stephen Totilo and Soulja Boy Tell 'Em's Soulja Boy Tell 'Em jumped off with a flurry of damaging blows from Totilo as he rocked Soulja at Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2. The future rap hall of famer (provided someone who hates rap music creates a rap hall of fame) responded with his game choice, Gears of War 2. It proved to be the right choice, as he was able to even the score and force a third, final round. That game turned out to be one that neither player was familiar with, Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix. In what can only be described as a clumsy display of skill-less Street Fighting, Soulja Boy pulled out a victory at the end. A lucky win, to be sure, but a win nonetheless.

And, please, save the "if you can't throw a fireball, you shouldn't be writing about games" talk for some other time. We're all hurting here.

Here's the footage:

  


Heartbreak! And if you live in Canada or the UK, it's a double heartbreak, because this video probably won't play at all!

I'm not too certain what the exact stakes were, but if I'm reading this right, it means that everyone who writes about video games professionally is now forced to bow to Soulja Boy and treat him as our new god. Maybe this means we can get some of his terrific insight for Shawn Elliott's ongoing reviews symposium.
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Edited By momentarylogic

That was pretty funny. Seriously.

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Edited By ArbitraryWater

Wow, It sucks that totillo lost. I guess its just another victory for Rap Music over common sense. As always

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"are you doucheclowns still drinking that idiot's man milk?  Drink to get drunk, smoke to get high and other dim witted sayings from a youtube attention whore w/ the logic of a 7 year old"

It's called irony, sir.

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are you doucheclowns still drinking that idiot's man milk?  Drink to get drunk, smoke to get high and other dim witted sayings from a youtube attention whore w/ the logic of a 7 year old

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MTV=PUKE

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Edited By Deathawk

Is it me. or is Soulja boy more famous as a video game personality than a rapper at this point? I mean what other rapper has an end of the year award named after him. (Which was awesome by the way)

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Edited By Rowr

MTV MARKETING FTL

BiffMcBlumpkin said:

"Ryan said:
"I do!"

Stephen "Totilo Chip" Totilo.

I'll continue to come up with and post the most obnoxious and embarrassing Totilo nicknames and there is not a fucking thing you can do about it."
  o god Biff im so glad your back in the forums XD
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aawwwww yeee SOULJAA BRRAP BRAAP REP'EZENT!

anyways i don't see the big deal. personally i think they wanted the attention.

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They should have played some utterly complicated intergalactic strategy game like Sins Of  A Solar Empire or so.

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The final game should have been Uno.

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Well heres the thing, Gears 2 I kinda understand.  The most annoying fucks tend to be the best at that game.  I mean they have perfected the rolling shotgun and it pisses me off.  I would fuck Soulja Boy up in COD4 or CODWAW any day.  Not ashamed to admit that I play those games a lot.  Tons of fun.  I wonder how bad Soulja Boy would be at Left 4 Dead.  I gotta admit I laughed at SB's video on how great he is, and how weird Braid is to him.  "Look it's Mario with his hair dyed red in a little suit"  His descriptions are nothing less than extraordinary...

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It's hilarious because you wouldn't expect it but Souljah Boy honestly is a pretty damn good gamer.

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This guy needs to play against ScrewAttack. Then we'll see if he talks as much.

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Wow, that video shows more maturity and humility than I've ever seen out of him.  I hope he's for real about that because I'd actually have some respect for him then.  Unfortunately, his music still isn't good, but take heart Soulja Boy, being a good person is more important than making good music. 

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Why the hell are you guys giving this douchebag any form of publicity?

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Edited By Phished0ne

Doesnt supprise me,  Stephen actually has to do work , Soldier Boy just sits around playing games all day..

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Yay Im in Russia and it works :D
BTW Stephen kinda sucks at Gears 2

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down forward punch. C'mon guys! This had to be staged. DOWN FORWARD PUNCH

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Levio91 said:
"wings said:
"yo, I was impressed.

Soulja Boy knows his Gears, and that role model video thing is pretty cool too. Seemed like an average gamer to me, with the smack talk and the emotion.

My opinion of him has changed."
Ha I was just ahead of the curve. /honor for me"
But you actually like his music. Also, I believe he was saying his respect for Soulja Boy grew, but your obsession is unhealthy.

Regarding that "role model" thing, actions speak louder than words, so we'll see.
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@ TeflonBilly - He didn't write that, sorry.

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CrazyManAndy said:
"Then:

Rapping Journalist > Rapper > Journalist

Of course, you could say being a journalist cancels some of the effects of being a rapper, ergo:

Rapper > Rapping Journalist > Journalist

These are complicated philosophical questions we're dealing with here. Breaking new ground, no doubt.

CMA"
Fucking madness.
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Mwahahahahaha! Cry yourself to sleep.

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Double Heartbreak...ouch.

-- God Bless.

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So, if Rappers > Journalists, then what aboutJeff, who's both?

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Totilo sucks, just because you review games doesn't mean your any good example Totilo

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just because your a game journalist doesn't mean your good at games

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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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The video ain't workin'!

WHAT'S GOING ON, EH?!

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If I was a parent,i wouldn't want my kid to look up to Soulja Boy.Not only is his cRAP terrible,but anyone who wears their hat that loose is a douche.

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Illmatic said:
"So if I'm reading these comments right, if you're considered a bad rapper you automatically give up your right to enjoy games? Thank you internet."

the internet had established him as a bad rapper long before this "gaming" business
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So if I'm reading these comments right, if you're considered a bad rapper you automatically give up your right to enjoy games? Thank you internet.

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yo, I was impressed.

Soulja Boy knows his Gears, and that role model video thing is pretty cool too. Seemed like an average gamer to me, with the smack talk and the emotion.

My opinion of him has changed.

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That Street Fighter match was just god awfull. It looks like they not only didn't remap the hard / fierce buttons, but they didn't know where they were because it looks like they were never used.

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Clearly a monumental day for rappers everywhere.

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I don't get why people hate him so much... I mean don't get me wrong his music is garbage but he seems like an alright guy.

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That was awesome.  Thanks for posting that.

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For Shame, Totilo, for shame.

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shoulda been jeff playing against soulja boy.

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haha that was actually pretty funny.

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Arkthemaniac said:
"He still sucks as a musician."
Oh fa sho. Ice T isn't kidding when he's saying that his music is killing hip hop.
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TeflonBilly said:
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What the hell? In the span of 24 hours Soulja Boi's shown to be a person of some merit instead of the walking stereotypical embarrassment he's been portrayed as. There may still be hope.
I love being proved wrong for the positive, so good on you Soulja.

"
He still sucks as a musician.
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See....this is what happens when you don't know dragon punch.  Good thing we still have a few months until SFIV so we can learn it.

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What is this crap? If SB wants to prove himself why not just go to a LAN or something instead of taking on some half-wit journalist.

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What the hell? In the span of 24 hours Soulja Boi's shown to be a person of some merit instead of the walking stereotypical embarrassment he's been portrayed as. There may still be hope.
I love being proved wrong for the positive, so good on you Soulja.