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Ryan's Kinect Adventures

Ryan got to play Kinect Adventures himself today. Here's photographic proof!

I got to try out Microsoft's full suite of Kinect games today, including Dance Central, Kinect Adventures, Kinectimals, Kinect Sports, Kinect Joy Ride, and Your Shape: Fitness Evolved, and once I wring all the sweat out of this now completely ruined shirt, I'll try and have more detailed reports, though I wanted to share these incredibly ridiculous images that Kinect Adventures took of me while I was doing some ridiculous pretend river-rafting. Just think: this holiday season, THIS JACKASS COULD BE YOU. 

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Posted by Ryan

I got to try out Microsoft's full suite of Kinect games today, including Dance Central, Kinect Adventures, Kinectimals, Kinect Sports, Kinect Joy Ride, and Your Shape: Fitness Evolved, and once I wring all the sweat out of this now completely ruined shirt, I'll try and have more detailed reports, though I wanted to share these incredibly ridiculous images that Kinect Adventures took of me while I was doing some ridiculous pretend river-rafting. Just think: this holiday season, THIS JACKASS COULD BE YOU. 

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Posted by PeteyCoco

Haha niiicee pictures

Posted by Ubertron987

wow..
Posted by tracerace11

nice

Posted by Sin4profit

awesome...i coulda been first comment but ma USB hub is janky

Posted by WillyLo

WOO THAT COULD BE ME!

Posted by adri4n

haha

Posted by Yelix

Is that Nate Ahearn?

Posted by EgoCheck616

#3 made my day.

Posted by animateria

Hm... uh.
 
Cute?

Posted by Meteora

Oh man those pictures...

Edited by Grilledcheez

See, Ryan get's it, look how he's kinecting with that guy next to him...a lifetime friendship has been created this day

Posted by JJOR64

Oh god...  Haha.  I'm looking forward to Kinect Quick Looks.    :P

Posted by inkeiren

Haha. Is it bad that probably what will be the best aspect about this game is the ridiculous pictures it takes?

Posted by FinalDasa

You got some air in the 3rd one lol

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Posted by Vorbis

Would be so much better with a green screen behind you.

Posted by hpv

While looking like a jackass is certainly tempting I think I will have to pass.  Thanks for taking a bullet for the team on this one, Ryan.  My life is better for having seen these pictures.

Posted by DrJota

Kinect Adventures gonna make you.....I can't do it.I can't ruin Kris Kross....

Posted by AbombBILL

Is that Nate Ahearn from ign?

Posted by buzz_clik

Right, so just to recap: I have to spend today shooping Brad's photobomb 2.0 and now this quartet of handsomely flailing stupidity.

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Posted by Hyper_Bunny_Meow

Cool pics Ryan who knows this kinect stuff could be kinda fun with a few mates and a few beverages.
Posted by Bulby33

That's totally Nate Ahern from IGN beside him! lol

Posted by kingclaw

New material for the photoshop staff thread, I hope some awesome giantbomber is working on it right now.

Posted by selfconfessedcynic

Almost as appealing as Nintendo Party!

Posted by BigChief

I love that Kinect is actually recording images of you flailing around like an idiot as you play. Insult to injury and all that.

Posted by septim
@GrilledCheez01 said:
" See, Ryan get's it, look how he's kinecting with that guy next to him...a lifetime friendship has been created this day "
It was their mutual appreciation of "the water" that brought them together.
Posted by james90k

OMG i want video NOW

Posted by Dauragon

Picture #3 forever.

Edited by ThePhantomnaut

NATE AHEARN?! He's dead though!

Posted by gunslingerNZ
@Vorbis said:
" Would be so much better with a green screen behind you. "
I think the glass was needed to stop IR interference from the crowd behind them.
Posted by endaround

Can you automatically send these photos over twitter to annoy the whole world?

Posted by momosauky
@septim said:
" @GrilledCheez01 said:
" See, Ryan get's it, look how he's kinecting with that guy next to him...a lifetime friendship has been created this day "
It was their mutual appreciation of "the water" that brought them together. "
dude have you seen that water, just freakin look at it
Posted by btman

Awesome.  Can't wait for the full report.

Posted by odintal

I want to see Vinny doing Dance Central. 

Posted by arnavdesai

I think its fun, games should sometimes make you look like an idiot. Cant wait to get mine. Problem seems to be is that with more and more of these cameras, I cant seem to find place on top of my 32" TV. Was planning to get a new TV but after seeing Sony's press conference I will wait till 3D TVs drop in price to reasonably levels ( 2012 u think ?)

Posted by ninjalegend

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for physical activity. When a  video games motion controls make me get up, I take issue with it. Jumping around is still an outdoor activity in my mind.

Posted by WiqidBritt
@momosauky said:
" @septim said:
" @GrilledCheez01 said:
" See, Ryan get's it, look how he's kinecting with that guy next to him...a lifetime friendship has been created this day "
It was their mutual appreciation of "the water" that brought them together. "
dude have you seen that water, just freakin look at it "
they could go anywhere!
Posted by oddjob

Great. Amazing. Yes.

Posted by TheHT

For bringing us these ridiculous photos, Kinect is the shiz.

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Posted by TomA

I want Kinect now, if not for the actual games themselves, than just for fun of coming up with the most disgusting and vulgar ways of playing them.

Posted by Rocospi

Pic #3 = Gold.

Posted by yakov456

MUST, HAVE, VIDEO!

Posted by Newjack

Haha first Sam and now Nate. Giantbomb- IGN crossovers: the time is now!

Posted by Yelix
@ThePhantomnaut: Didn't he also get hit by a volcano AND take a stint producing Square Enix's "Chocobros"? The man is invincible.
Posted by AndrooD2
@ThePhantomnaut said:
" NATE AHEARN?! He's dead though! "
Chocobros never die.
Posted by metalsnakezero

Man, this is great

Posted by Wunder_

Hah, he looks like he's enjoying himself.

Posted by selfconfessedcynic
@WiqidBritt said:
" @momosauky said:
" @septim said:
" @GrilledCheez01 said:
" See, Ryan get's it, look how he's kinecting with that guy next to him...a lifetime friendship has been created this day "
It was their mutual appreciation of "the water" that brought them together. "
dude have you seen that water, just freakin look at it "
they could go anywhere! "
They're having so much FUN!
Posted by Daveyo520

Oh the photoshoping that will be done.

Posted by LiquidSwords
@metalsnakezero said:
" Man, this is great
"
NEXT SHIRT!
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