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Speed Coke: A Drink Chugging Contest For The Ages

We drink cans of Coke as quickly as possible because a British man told us to.

My teeth feel like they're coated in a sickly film. That's probably because I don't normally drink regular Coke at any speed, let alone under nine seconds. But that's how we spent our morning here at Giant Bomb as we recorded our response to Paul Barnett's video of Warhammer Online maker Mythic employees having a speed contest for fastest Coke drinking time. For reference, here's Paul's video:

  


After putting me on to the challenge this morning via Twitter, Ryan and I stopped off to get some Cokes on our way into the office. The following video was shot at 10:45 this morning.

  


Having used a funnel-type device for quickly drinking beers before, I understand the throat pain that comes with quickly drinking carbonated beverages. But the extra-fizzy nature of a can of Coca-Cola makes it way tougher than gulping down two cans of Coors Light. I'm currently using some popcorn to soak up the fluid in my tummy, and hope to make a full recovery.

Oh, and don't try this at home... at least... not yet.
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My teeth feel like they're coated in a sickly film. That's probably because I don't normally drink regular Coke at any speed, let alone under nine seconds. But that's how we spent our morning here at Giant Bomb as we recorded our response to Paul Barnett's video of Warhammer Online maker Mythic employees having a speed contest for fastest Coke drinking time. For reference, here's Paul's video:

  


After putting me on to the challenge this morning via Twitter, Ryan and I stopped off to get some Cokes on our way into the office. The following video was shot at 10:45 this morning.

  


Having used a funnel-type device for quickly drinking beers before, I understand the throat pain that comes with quickly drinking carbonated beverages. But the extra-fizzy nature of a can of Coca-Cola makes it way tougher than gulping down two cans of Coors Light. I'm currently using some popcorn to soak up the fluid in my tummy, and hope to make a full recovery.

Oh, and don't try this at home... at least... not yet.
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Lol fantastic.

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Coke can do some nasty things to your throat, lol "This is terrible!"

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Hahahah "That's all inside of me now!"

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Arg, now I gotta go set the Canadian record,

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Yes.

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yes, let's play Street Fighter!

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first comment?

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This is what makes Giantbomb.com different from everyone else.  Bravo gentlemen.

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wow! I think I just saw Carrie for a few seconds in that first video

anyways AWESOME!

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I had been missing unprofessional Fridays.  Keep up the good work boys!

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That was... a terrible idea! Or a great idea, I can't tell.

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Here comes 1000 reponses on the alliance forums about how they should be fixing the game than, ya know, doing anything else EVAR.

BTW, awesome vids, love da giant bomb.

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This is insane and I want to play Street Fighter too!!

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Luchadeers turn! I bet he beats all scores!

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Hug the tiger.

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Its on now!

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Rofl, just awesome guys. The videos on this site just totally set you apart from all competition :D

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well there's a coke stain on the carpet thanks to Vinny...this is now officially a basement.

and the Street Fighter comment at the end was priceless.

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More videos like this, please!
Reminds me of How To Build A Bomb, except this is better!

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Speed... AND COKE!?! WTF!

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LOL

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I love this site more even day. 

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Yea street fighter

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Try chugging the Jolly Rancher soda, assuming there's any left. Failing that, save the rest of the coke for the podcast.

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Haha at Ryan hugging his stuffed tiger.

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ily guys, ur hilarious

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I will try and get my friends to do it too and get a video of this.  Well used to chug quarts of water back in the day just for the hell of it when we were kids.

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Watching this video made me feel like i needed to burp.

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I'm craving a coke now.

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Amazing!

I hope Ryan survived.
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A true feat of awesome proportions, sort of.

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GiantBomb once again proves that they are the most awesome site ever!

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That was totally irresponsible. And bloody funny! 

Jeff sure can swallow.
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Confirmed:  the neon sign says EAT!  (Did we have confirmation of this before?)

Drew officially rocks.
Poor Ryan, there is no mercy.  Someone really needed to burp him like a baby to get all that air out.

That third Mythic dude changed the rules.  He already had the can open, and it was Diet Coke.  DISQUALIFIED.
Alas, I have no Coke on hand to attempt this.
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Man you guys rock so hard! This was brilliant!

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yeah baby jeff!!! woot represent!  lol...

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That was hilarious, Paul Barnett is such a joker XD

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Well met!

For the record, my stomach still hurts.

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Do the Irish car bomb challenge.  6 car bombs as fast as possible.  I have the local bar record at a minute and 20.

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Ryan's realization after the fact of what he had just done, is the greatest and funniest thing I have seen in a long while!  "Ugh... Thats all inside me..."

Bet yeah I can beat the time easy.  I drink around 10 cans of soda a day.  All kinds, cept Diet.  But I would possibly have to break the rules.  If I squeeze the can, it's drained in a few seconds or shotgun it.  Trick is the angle in which the coke pours out.  Second pop the can and drink right away.  Less fizz.  Also gulp air when you drink.  Like when your trying to force a burp.   You can also put ice cubes in your mouth to chill it up, making your mouth cold.  So the soda fizzes less. 

Anti-acids are the steroids of this sport!

Damn, wish I had a camera of some sort!

Oh yeah, put sugar on your tongue for fun.

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Poor Ryan. lol
You guys are awesome and if you want someone to take the rest of the Coke off your hands let me know. I'll can swing by Sausalito or you can bring it by The Fed Building in SF. ;-)

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LOL nice one Jeff! Damn I can't chug for shit... Even Vinny could do better than me!

By the way, the Giant Bomb theme playing in the background while Jeff started chugging was epic.

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The rule is it has to be warm coke, not chilled, cuz the bubbles are bigger.  PAIN!!

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under 9 seconds!  that puts me to shame.  Im terrible at downing drinks.  Bravo gents.