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That Horrible 3DS Analog Stick Rumor Is Coming True

Bizarre, awkward looking add-on being developed in conjunction with Monster Hunter 3G.

I didn't report on the rumors Nintendo would be releasing an add-on for the 3DS that would provide the handheld with a second analog stick for two reasons. One, I couldn't verify them. In almost every case, if I'm unable to come up with secondary confirmation of a rumor, you won't read about it here. It's not my style. Two, it sounded ridiculous, a move that would make more sense--if any at all--for a re-design. Even if you entertained the idea of it coming prior to a re-design, why split users?

Turns out, it's looking to be true.

The add-on, which reportedly acts as a cradle for the handheld and simultaneously adds several shoulder buttons (there are conflicting reports on this specific fact, hope to have clarity in the morning), has appeared in the newest issue of Famitsu. It's being released in conjunction with Monster Hunter 3G, apparently scheduled before the end of the year, at least in Japan.

What's this monstrosity look like? Your wish is my command, courtesy of Twitter user @south1996.

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No, you haven't lost your mind! This isn't some crazy dream!

Granted, much could change; we're getting the very first details on this translated from a magazine reveal. Nintendo has a press conference ahead of the Tokyo Game Show this month, currently scheduled for September 13. We should see more about this add-on there. I'm especially interested in finding out whether Nintendo has the balls to charge for this.

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Yes nintendo because that is going to fit in my pocket.

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Should have just put the damn 2nd stick where the ABYX buttons are and moved them down a bit, it would have been perfect, this just looks sloppy

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Now I can finally grip the thing properly with my giant hands!
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wtf if this makes me lose my nyko battery pak... fuck I might have to sell my 3DS for a Vita. what the hell Nintendo

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In Japan the 3DS has a crazy line up for the holidays (Mario Kart, Inzuma Eleven and Monster Hunter).

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It's like they're trying to provide Sony with all the ways NOT to do a handheld. Take notes, Sony, I have much interest in Vita thanks to Persona 4 the Golden, and I'd like a quality product... That's quality from the get-go.

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I think Sega MD/Genesis just got a successor :o

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What the fuck

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Did monkeys take over that company or something?

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what the... seriously Nintendo?

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always knew the 3ds would fail

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OMG

EARLY JUDGEMENT

RIGHT HERE

RIGHT NOW

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what the heck is wrong with a handheld WITH a SECOND analog stick? granted this device is wierd and bulky in the pic but hey its better than having to spend another $170 on a new 3ds

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Nintendo: Putting the "Fuck your wallet" in peripheral since forever and a day.

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@jabbertrack: Playing actual games on iOS is still a completely horrible experience. Anything with controls more advanced than Tiny Wings or Cut The Rope is an absolute joke. Good luck having a fun Mario game on a system with no physical controls. Well I guess you could buy those suction cup add-ons if you so desire.

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This would make sense for an April Fools...
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This deeply saddens me. I have been a proud ambassador of the 3ds since June and despite the bad sales and lack of games I still had faith that this would turn out to be a wildly successful system in the long-run. This add-on greatly disappoints me and is causing me to question my faith. But who knows if it will even be necessary. Hopefully this will be like that Guitar Hero add-on for the DS and only be used for this one game/series.

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the 3DS seems like a joke at this point, every single feature is a bad case of "too little, too late". i think sony needs to look long and hard at EVERYTHING nintendo has done, because if they can avoid a shit show like the 3DS launch and not tell their early adopters to fuck themselves once a month or so, this could really be the big chance they needed to really get in and dominate the handheld market like they wish they did with the PSP. they clearly have the superior hardware, time will tell about the rest.

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I don't think this is a Nintendo peripheral. But. It's not beyond them to do this shit as we have seen with memory expansion modules, and motion "plus", obviously.

Just start coding a Mario game for iOS, Nintendo. You've lost.

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Wow makes me wonder what monstrosities The Vita will bring.

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Between this, the price drop, and the supposed redesign, it's becoming pretty apparent that this thing will fail. Not only because of a lack of sales/interest, but also because of the bad movies Nintendo's making in an effort to save their product.

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@PenguinDust said:

Nintendo seems to be run by old Sega execs...
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Thank you kind forum poster! For today, you have made me laugh, out-loud, in a crowded place. Well played...well played, indeed.

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This can't be coming to America...

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If this isn't a Nintendo peripheral, Nintendo needs to speak up. 

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I just, umm, no?

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Nintendont.

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That device is aesthetically terrible. I hope it's just a prototype, and they'll make it look a lot better.

...But let's look on the bright side! A new Monster Hunter game announced! I'll just wait for the inevitable Vita release. 3DS does not seem like it will give a good Monster Hunter experience, in my opinion.

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I'm personally disappointed they didn't put on a third analog stick. Just to screw with people.

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I litterally dont know what to think about this.....er......yup.....litterally other than the fact that it looks like it crept out of the 90s during the gameboy colour era!

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@patrickklepek said:

@Jimster said:

First!

Nope.

HAHAH! Man this is just depressing for the the 3DS...

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The 3DS does not need a second stick. This is stupid. I'm really hoping this is a Capcom thing and not a Nintendo product. I don't want this. 

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Turns out it has been confirmed by Nintendo.

As a Nintendo fan, I raise my middle finger to them. What the hell are they thinking? They experimented, badly, with the price of the 3DS. Then they lowered it with an apology. And now they experiment again? Is like they're testing waters all over the place. This is not working, for fucks sake. They're making so many changes, if next year I see a new revision that's it, they can go fuck themselves.

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SuperFail

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What the....

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This is so fucking stupid. Holy shit Nintendo, you don't seem to know what the hell you're doing these days. You release a system with no games at all, months later you slash the price and then announce an addon that should have been there integrated with the system in the first place? That's fucked. The 3DS is here to stay for a while, and game developpers will be forever forced to make their games in mind with people not owning this thing. They are dooming it to failure. And no, I'm not buying this piece of shit hardware, because Fuck You Nintendo.

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Nintendo seems to be run by old Sega execs... 

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This doesn't really bother me at all.

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sry nintendo , 3ds was the last thing i bought from you 
 
sony here i come

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Well, it does look reasonably comfortable. It will also probably sell in Japan, what with Monster Hunter being what it is.

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At first I thought this was a ridiculous idea. Then I saw "Monster Hunter" and realized it would sell a million units regardless. So... sure, why not?

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God, I hope this is just some add-on limited to Monster Hunter, like those DS Paddle add-ons that never made it out of Japan, that thing looks ugly as sin.

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~secret scoop~

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Wow, this just looks horrendous. If you are going to have some stupid add-on at least make it out of similar plastic to the unit itself so there is some equal appearance level (and level of quality).

I honestly won't really mind this if it is a pack-in with Monster Hunter 3G (which I'm pretty excited about now that I know it's a thing), but if they are charging and it is anything very high, this is going to kill the 3DS.

It looks like something out of the Genesis - Sega CD - Sega 32x days.

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It reminds me of my old "Handy Boy" for the Game Boy. Only this thing is first-party. Yuck.

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Well, at least it wasn't a complete revision, but this is still really, really stupid. The thing I don't get is how people can defend this. All of this shit has happened in the same year of its original launch. It's ridiculous. You can say that it's optional but if nintendo really wanted this thing to take off, that second stick should have been built in. It's just looking more and more apparent that the damn thing was rushed to market out of sheer arrogance or stupidity.

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It looks dumb, but, on the other hand, I have very large hands that cramp whenever I try to play the tiny 3DS. If this width-increasing addon relieves that in any way, I am all for this.

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That is quite ugly.

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They should hire Steve Jobs and get to workin' their design mantra because that thing is uggggg-lehh.

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Typical Nintendo with crappy addons...