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This Life With David Hasselhoff

EA and The Hoff keep the jokes coming for Red Alert 3.

A celebrity endorsement you can trust.
A celebrity endorsement you can trust.
While part of the draw of the C&C series for me has been rooted in the fact that the campiness seemed unintentional, I have to admit, I'm finding the self-aware goofiness that EA has gotten into for Red Alert 3 pretty appealing. If you haven't seen it yet, check out Conquer This Life, a mock infomercial for RA3 that pitches the game as a life-changing self-improvement product using questionable facts, with the pitchman being none other than David Hasselhoff. Highlights include the evils of dolphins, socialist bears, Red Alert 3's effect on test scores, unnecessary bleeps, and Hasselhoff's aggressively unbuttoned shirt. Further proving EA's commitment to the gag is a working 800 number where a non-sequitur-filled Hasselhoff gets interviewed by the automated phone system robot. It's mostly just amusing, but when you employ a walking punchline like David Hasselhoff for promotional purposes, it doesn't take much for the whole affair to get bogged down in desperation. Fortunately, he plays it just straight enough for it to work. Or, maybe at this point he just doesn't know the difference between good acting and bad. As for Red Alert 3 itself, I have to echo the Hoff's sentiment of “if I was going to play video games, I'd sure as hell consider this one.”

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A celebrity endorsement you can trust.
A celebrity endorsement you can trust.
While part of the draw of the C&C series for me has been rooted in the fact that the campiness seemed unintentional, I have to admit, I'm finding the self-aware goofiness that EA has gotten into for Red Alert 3 pretty appealing. If you haven't seen it yet, check out Conquer This Life, a mock infomercial for RA3 that pitches the game as a life-changing self-improvement product using questionable facts, with the pitchman being none other than David Hasselhoff. Highlights include the evils of dolphins, socialist bears, Red Alert 3's effect on test scores, unnecessary bleeps, and Hasselhoff's aggressively unbuttoned shirt. Further proving EA's commitment to the gag is a working 800 number where a non-sequitur-filled Hasselhoff gets interviewed by the automated phone system robot. It's mostly just amusing, but when you employ a walking punchline like David Hasselhoff for promotional purposes, it doesn't take much for the whole affair to get bogged down in desperation. Fortunately, he plays it just straight enough for it to work. Or, maybe at this point he just doesn't know the difference between good acting and bad. As for Red Alert 3 itself, I have to echo the Hoff's sentiment of “if I was going to play video games, I'd sure as hell consider this one.”
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ROFL

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“if I was going to play video games, I'd sure as hell consider this one.”
LOL

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I love Red Alert.

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The making the Hoff say stupid things feature is appreciated! ^^

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Red Alert 3 is begining to draw me in, but having the Hoff in their advertising scheme is also a big appeal to buy this game i'd say. Who doesn't love the Hoff?

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Awesome.

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Call now! Operators are standing by!

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Red Alert 3 rules, and the 'Hoff's cameo was awesome. :D

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Ha, school girl warriors from the far east.

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EA will do anything to make a buck.

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Best ad campaign ever. It actually sparked my desire to play RA3 now, even though previously to this ad I wasn't interested in RA3 at all!
"mm that's good rts"

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How dare they exploit Hoff's irresistible nature to sell their game.

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Yeah, that's kinda funny.

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brilliant!

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I'm slightly jealous of his yacht. *TOOT*

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May cause decrease pregnancy!  WOOT!

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when exactly did we all start to call him the Hoff? i know it is a recent thing. i wonder where that got it's start. would be a great trivia question.

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Cowboy style.

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This is actually funny!

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The Hoff seems to be coming around to these "video game" things.

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I think the next step for Hasselhoff is a Celebrity Boxing match against Mr. Belding. Hoff is a fucking joke.

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Amazing.

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Hoff is a loser.

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The hoff.

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Hmm, thats good RTS............................DING!

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I just bought the game, haven't played it yet, but this would of pushed me over the edge.

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I'm not much for self-aware jokes either, but this is genuinely hilarious !!   :D