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Watch This Clone Wars Trailer, You Tatooweenie

LucasArts' Wii lightsaber fighter is getting these bros all aggroed out. Chill out, man. Be more like Broda.

So The Force Unleashed has sold eleventy billion copies by now. Show of hands, who's surprised? Star Wars holds such an inexplicable sway with the twenty-to-thirtysomething demographic. I know I've felt it. Despite that game's prominent design issues, I've been strangely drawn to it and have been plowing through it, on the hard difficulty no less.

But hey, LucasArts isn't done with Star Wars games this year! There's also The Clone Wars: Lightsaber Duels for the Wii. They've put out a very special trailer that you really want to watch. No wait, you need to watch this. Please. If there's one thing you do today, view this video.

  


I...like...it's just...what can you say? Darth Loser? Obi-Wan Cannot? C-Creepio? I'm just going to stop now.
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Posted by Brad

So The Force Unleashed has sold eleventy billion copies by now. Show of hands, who's surprised? Star Wars holds such an inexplicable sway with the twenty-to-thirtysomething demographic. I know I've felt it. Despite that game's prominent design issues, I've been strangely drawn to it and have been plowing through it, on the hard difficulty no less.

But hey, LucasArts isn't done with Star Wars games this year! There's also The Clone Wars: Lightsaber Duels for the Wii. They've put out a very special trailer that you really want to watch. No wait, you need to watch this. Please. If there's one thing you do today, view this video.

  


I...like...it's just...what can you say? Darth Loser? Obi-Wan Cannot? C-Creepio? I'm just going to stop now.
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Posted by JediAutobot

Because when I wield a lightsaber, the first thing I want to do is talk trash, Bleh!

Posted by Skogen

"...from the animated series", well that ruined it for everyone over the age of 10...

Posted by KingOfIceland

"And some will not even look at copies of this game at the Best Buy"

Posted by Icil

Jabba the WHAT?

Posted by AllThatBacon

Ehhhhhhh the game doesn't look like much fun.....even with the AWESOME trash talking...........!

Posted by PLWolf

LOL!! That was awesome!!

Posted by DukeTogo

Trash is the operative word here.

Posted by Player1

Epic win. 

Posted by Foil1212

ROFL! ADMIRAL ACNE!

Posted by OmegaPirate

That is incredible -ly unbelievabley  -i mean - what?

Posted by gzl5000

I assume this is what the "Clone Wars" movie experience is like, condensed to one and a half minutes.

Posted by Mattalorian

I'm going to cry.

Posted by Mawryk

Nice to see an ad campaign that makes me happy I DON'T own a Wii. 

Posted by Willy105

Compared to this, Episode 1-3 deserve Oscars in the writing department.

Either way, I am done with fighting games.

Posted by Joey2683

Ha.

Posted by albedos_shadow

I hate myself for watching that now. Thanks guys.

Posted by wrecks

Yikes.

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Posted by Irishjohn

What a load of rubbish.  Oh my god.  And they're going to keep using that awful art direction?  

Posted by TheGTAvaccine

I feel a little dead on the inside.

Posted by kennybaese

Good... God... I think I'm going to go and get my plastic lightsaber in my room and sharpen it so I can then cut my throat with it.

Posted by etmaul

Ummm, hell to the no!

Posted by NinjaSquirrel

How about have a trailer for the ACTUAL GAME instead of just people playing the game. Seriously. Every single wii trailer. God.

Posted by Kraznor

I don't know, Admiral Acne was kind of alright. But yeah, getting tired of Wii ads not focusing on the game but rather people swinging remotes around in their living rooms.

Posted by Sharpshooter

Oh for the love of god not again. I agree with NinjaSqurriel, Some originality in the advertising would be nice fellas!

Posted by JimmyJackJones

0_0...

Posted by TheHBK

From the animated series?  Geez, whats the point of making a light saber game on the wii, that A) isn't first person, B) looks terrible (from the animated serious, fuck that) and C) makes the sabers act like glowing broom sticks instead of light swords that will cauderize your fucking arms off.

Posted by Tebbit

:O

That was like how kids in the 80's taunted each other. ITS THE 21'ST CENTURY PEOPLE!!!
Posted by Stevokenevo

I feel a little dead on the outside.

Posted by Tanuki
Posted by MeatSim

wow that's awful , if they can nail down the Wii motion controls this game might be alright.

Posted by Milkman

That was painful to watch.

Posted by Sephiroth9997

I've been seduced by the DO NOT WANT side of the force.

Posted by Bad_JuJu

Everyone in this forum is now dumber for watching that. (And now to forward it to my friends!)

Posted by Blinck

Fantastic.

Posted by StarFoxA

Wow. Just wow.

Posted by Kohe321

What a clever comercial!

No really, I MEAN IT!

Seriously!


Meh ok..

Posted by hwarang

Starlicker - the secret apprentice

Posted by CheeseFanatic

I just threw up inside my mouth . . .

Posted by Jayzilla

that's fantastically awful.

Posted by PhilSebben

i just threw up in my mouth a little

Posted by daniel_beck_90

not interested

Posted by TyrellOCP

is it just me who thinks that watching those two lose it with each other and beat the crap out of each other with the Wii-Motes would be more fun than playing that game?

oh! just thought of some trash talk; R2 Doodie, Mon Mother-Lover, Lame-Do Calrisian.
that's all

Posted by GrimReaper29045

Wouldn't it have been funny if while they were insulting each other (poorly) the house just exploded and we got to see them lifeless on the street, possibly missing some body parts? God that would be great.

Posted by Koopa_kid12

Oh......I fainted half-way through due to the lack of any "decent" comebacks there...

Posted by insanejedi

Is this for real?

Posted by tmontana1004

Am the only one who found this hilarious? lmao

Posted by Vgsounds

Stupid Trailer and clone wars animated movie blowed waste of time and effort on lucas arts part. Sigh George Lucas rapped Indiana Jones and now This shit.

Posted by AlexMarra

OH SHIT OH FUCK

Posted by Brackynews

.....and were suddenly silenced.