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Who Won Last Week's ConQuest?

I'll bet the answer is inside this news post!


 THIS IS ALSO NOT A FLOTATION DEVICE.
Apparently, our moderator team wasn't crafty enough to keep over 1600 of you from completing the latest ConQuest. You folks remembered that people freaked out about the sex scenes in Mass Effect, that you need every one of your fingers to avoid being eaten by a grue, and questioned whether you can really describe The Matrix: Path Of Neo as "good."
 
(OK, I'll come clean. The mods didn't really put Path Of Neo as an answer in the "Licensed To Be Good" quest. That entry was written by a former moderator who spent a little too much time adding information to the Path Of Neo wiki page on the site.)
 
Congratulations to all of you who finished the quest. But, as we all know, simply knowing how many games let you throw your tag up isn't enough to win a nondescript boxing glove. You have to be worthy. You have to be special. You have to be... chosen by Sean Coonce's algorithm!
 
And the users selected by machine math this week are:
 

Winner of Blue Boxing Glove That Teased Dudley As A Playable Character In Super Street Fighter IV

mkasperski

 

Winner of BioShock 2 Splicer Mask

Darkstar614

 

Winner of Tekken 6 Panda Inflatable Dummy

Allison

 
Congratulations to all the winners! We'll have more ConQuests coming shortly, so if you're looking to rack up experience points, levels, and dumb prizes, stay tuned!
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Posted by MattBodega

 THIS IS ALSO NOT A FLOTATION DEVICE.
Apparently, our moderator team wasn't crafty enough to keep over 1600 of you from completing the latest ConQuest. You folks remembered that people freaked out about the sex scenes in Mass Effect, that you need every one of your fingers to avoid being eaten by a grue, and questioned whether you can really describe The Matrix: Path Of Neo as "good."
 
(OK, I'll come clean. The mods didn't really put Path Of Neo as an answer in the "Licensed To Be Good" quest. That entry was written by a former moderator who spent a little too much time adding information to the Path Of Neo wiki page on the site.)
 
Congratulations to all of you who finished the quest. But, as we all know, simply knowing how many games let you throw your tag up isn't enough to win a nondescript boxing glove. You have to be worthy. You have to be special. You have to be... chosen by Sean Coonce's algorithm!
 
And the users selected by machine math this week are:
 

Winner of Blue Boxing Glove That Teased Dudley As A Playable Character In Super Street Fighter IV

mkasperski

 

Winner of BioShock 2 Splicer Mask

Darkstar614

 

Winner of Tekken 6 Panda Inflatable Dummy

Allison

 
Congratulations to all the winners! We'll have more ConQuests coming shortly, so if you're looking to rack up experience points, levels, and dumb prizes, stay tuned!
Posted by lilarchie232

Conquests FTW

Posted by ReefTrigger

how did I miss this? 
O well, no prizes for any game I played lol.

Posted by BigChief

I'm always looking to rack up experience points, levels, and dumb prizes.

Posted by JJOR64

Congrats duders!           :)

Posted by DanielJW

God I wanted the inflatable panda so damn bad! 
 
But I'm ineligible, so congrats to those who won. :) 

Posted by Hockeymask27

For some reason I was hoping I get chosen even though I don't live in the US. Severs me right for hyping myself up for the unattainable.

Posted by ZeForgotten

Congrats to whoever won the Splicer mask. 
Now that person and I can run around and be all creepy together =D

Posted by guiseppe

I would contribute to the 1600 people, but I can't win anything, so what's the point? :P

Posted by HT101

Contests are fun but looking for these games/concepts/people/etc... is even better.

Posted by ZmillA

that splicer mask is awesome

Posted by TheClap

Congats to the winners

Posted by alternate

boo! FIX!
 
I'm not eligible in the UK anyway :D

Posted by Mrnitropb

Congrats ya lucky bastards.

Posted by SoothsayerGB

That splicer mask is fucking cool.

Posted by Gearhead

Ugh Matt. I believe you spelled my name wrong. It's Gearhead, not any of those names.

Posted by Shasam

I may not be eligible for the prizes, but I sure love grinding out some XP. Bring on the big push to level 22!

Posted by Spiral_Stars

I hereby revoke Allison's prize for having an entirely unorigial user name.

Posted by Doubt

Its all rigged! 
 
lol congrats

Posted by G0rd0nFr33m4n

I had no idea this was going on... oh well fuck it, I BLAME  Matt Kessler FOR THIS !

Posted by Allison

That is probably the best prize to win honestly.
 
Thanks duders!

Posted by Hector

Congratulations to the winners!!!

Posted by Dudacles

I loved the Path of Neo a couple of years ago. Lots of people thought it was utter crap, but even considering how hyped I was for the game, it still managed to satisfy me. I enjoyed 95% percent of that game (with the other 5% being those spots where the gameplay was so atrocious that the horrible graphics and controls got to me.) It delivered what I wanted: a re-enactment of Neo's story and flashy moves.

So eh.