Ashley Graham
Character » appears in 4 games
Ashley Graham is daughter of the President of the United States. Leon S. Kennedy's mission during the events of Resident Evil 4, is to rescue Ashley.
Die, Die My Darling
"Aw, calm on. Ashley wasn't THAT bad."The girl was a bear trap magnet. Literally did not see the damn thing and walked on it, she'd be the type of NPC companion who'd run into a wall whilst you walked through the door.
"She'd close her legs when you'd try to peek up her skirt. Meanwhile, you are risking life and limb to kill ****POSSIBLE SPOILER**** crazy cult muthafuckers to save hers. Least she could do is let you see some snatch.But she gave herself in the end, it was Leon who declined.So yes...she IS the most annoying NPC companion."
Ashley: "Want sex?"
Leon: "No thanks"
"jakob187 said:I believe it went something like:"She'd close her legs when you'd try to peek up her skirt. Meanwhile, you are risking life and limb to kill ****POSSIBLE SPOILER**** crazy cult muthafuckers to save hers. Least she could do is let you see some snatch.But she gave herself in the end, it was Leon who declined.So yes...she IS the most annoying NPC companion."
Ashley: "Want sex?"
Leon: "No thanks""
Ashley: "I wanna fuck all night"
Leon: "But its daytime now""
Ashley: "Oh wells, the next time people kidnap me to hold for ransom over the president at night time, then"
Leon: "Yeah, I'll pencil you in, peace."
Roll credits.....
"Aw, calm on. Ashley wasn't THAT bad."Are you kidding me? she's the most annoying character in the RE series along with Alfred Ashford.
Ashley was actually one of the most competent unarmed game companions I can think of. She was good at staying close behind you and not getting in the way. She also proved she could hold her own when she got separated. Sure, she's no Stallone, but she handled her business. Yeah, at times, she's gonna get grabbed by the bad guys, but hey, so are you, right? Obviously it should be easier for them to grab her than it is for them to grab you, so I don't see the big deal. If she's getting taken away too much, you're probably not protecting her very well. She was good at following your orders, keeping up, and not getting stuck behind objects. As for her and Leon not starting a relationship, dude, sure, she was like 20 but the girl looked 12. It'd be pretty disturbing if he was into that, so yeah, totally don't blame the guy for passing.
Really, if you think Ashley in RE4 is bad, stop for a moment and try to remember Natalya from Goldeneye. Yeah, how many times did you wanna kill her because she was so retarded? Exactly.
"Black_Rose said:It actually was...."jakob187 said:I believe it went something like:"She'd close her legs when you'd try to peek up her skirt. Meanwhile, you are risking life and limb to kill ****POSSIBLE SPOILER**** crazy cult muthafuckers to save hers. Least she could do is let you see some snatch.But she gave herself in the end, it was Leon who declined.So yes...she IS the most annoying NPC companion."
Ashley: "Want sex?"
Leon: "No thanks""
Ashley: "I wanna fuck all night"
Leon: "But its daytime now""
Ashley: "Oh wells, the next time people kidnap me to hold for ransom over the president at night time, then"
Leon: "Yeah, I'll pencil you in, peace."
Roll credits....."
Ashley: So uhh, after you take me back to my place, how about we do some overtime?
Leon: Heh, sorry.
Ashley: I knew you would say no. Didn't hurt to ask.
I had no idea who this Ashley person was until I finally decided to open this thread and now it all comes back. I agree that she should die as many painful deaths as possible. Having to escort her around ruined the game for me...I still have yet to finish the game because I just got sick of dealing with her, though I think I got to the point where she was kidnapped again...or something like that.
"Actually i never had a problem with Ashley.That doesn't mean it was fun babysitting her. She didn't really die on me much, but I can't say I ever enjoyed having her around.
The thing i would do was park her in a room i cleared, then go on as far as possible as i could alone, clear the enemies and then park her again and so on.
She never died that way."
"I never had any problems controlling her myself, on the Gamecube version at least she, she controlled perfectly because of the controller I think. You just had to always consider well where you positioned yourself for her best protection and also consider well where to leave her. That gave you the best time advantage to get to her if need be.Well I was playing it on the GC so I can't say I thought it controlled perfectly, but I plan to finish it at some point...I've just been neglecting my Gamecube as of late....and like I said, I think I may have gotten past the worst parts with her. I also plan to pick up a copy of Silent Hill 2 today and give that game a shot.
Dude, have to finish RE4. It's a mad excuse to stop playing."
"Too bad that's a shitty cover of a great song. :("I wasn't going to say it like that, but yeah, I'm with you there.
I've never had an issue with Ashley, and she's easily the best NPC I've ever had to escort in a game. I just never felt like I had to think about her too much outside of diffusing bear traps and making sure she was right behind me when shit started hitting the fan, which is something she did by herself anyway. That video was still pretty funny, though.
"Too bad that's a shitty cover of a great song. :("Too bad no one had heard of the song till metallica covered it, and yeah sorry but the cover of the song was superior to the original simple as that.
The misfits song wasn't very good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0goCVEExv8 original by misfits live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GIisWJJG28 Live by metallica
the metallica version is clear, you can undertand whats being said they have a presence on stage, and the guitar chords can actually be heard distinctly...yeah the metallica cover is superior.
"TheGTAvaccine said:Have to disagree strongly. Metallica can kiss my ass as far as I'm concerned, and I didnt even know they covered Misfits songs until way after I started loving the Misfits. And besides, using live versions? Laaame. People get fatigued at concerts, especially the Misfits because they'er up moving around, interacting, unlike Metallica standing in place like robots."Too bad that's a shitty cover of a great song. :("Too bad no one had heard of the song till metallica covered it, and yeah sorry but the cover of the song was superior to the original simple as that.
The misfits song wasn't very good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0goCVEExv8 original by misfits live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GIisWJJG28 Live by metallica
the metallica version is clear, you can undertand whats being said they have a presence on stage, and the guitar chords can actually be heard distinctly...yeah the metallica cover is superior.
"
Also, why not use the real version of the Misfits song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQlF-JVKRK4 because I'm pretty sure you missed the entire point of the song - it's supposed to sound sinister and devilish, not like some shitty metal song.
I enjoyed watching that not because of how much I hate Ashley (never got round to RE 4) but how much I hate escort missions in general - can we get one of Adam Wests character in XIII please?
or Phil fecking Bell in GTA IV - I still haven't beaten the Catch the wave mission cos the guy commits seppuku everytime I attempt it.
"We're supposed to be talking about how Ashley sucks...not how Metallica sucks! :P"Oh yeah!
Well, I can safely say that I quit playing RE4 because of Ashley, and nothing anybody can say will make me go back to it.
"WilliamRLBaker said:LOL that live metallica cover was done after an entire set thats an hour-2 hours of music so you have no idea what your talking about."TheGTAvaccine said:Have to disagree strongly. Metallica can kiss my ass as far as I'm concerned, and I didnt even know they covered Misfits songs until way after I started loving the Misfits. And besides, using live versions? Laaame. People get fatigued at concerts, especially the Misfits because they'er up moving around, interacting, unlike Metallica standing in place like robots."Too bad that's a shitty cover of a great song. :("Too bad no one had heard of the song till metallica covered it, and yeah sorry but the cover of the song was superior to the original simple as that.
The misfits song wasn't very good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0goCVEExv8 original by misfits live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GIisWJJG28 Live by metallica
the metallica version is clear, you can undertand whats being said they have a presence on stage, and the guitar chords can actually be heard distinctly...yeah the metallica cover is superior.
"
Also, why not use the real version of the Misfits song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQlF-JVKRK4 because I'm pretty sure you missed the entire point of the song - it's supposed to sound sinister and devilish, not like some shitty metal song."
and I've seen the original misfits rendition and it doesn't sound evil or delivish it just sounds shitty, The metallica cover is 1000X better and If you knew about the misfits before the metallica cover then im satan lol.
Just face it your another one of the stupid pundits that actually believe cutting your hair means you sold out, Metallica is one of the best metal bands since the start of metal.
I definitely agree that if you were to soldier on in the game and just deal with having to babysit the girl, as annoying as she is, it is a good payoff because some of the best boss fights are later in the end if I remember..its a really satisfying game, but I can completely understand how that chick can stop someone from playing, it is some very annoying parts. I don't like escorts on any game what so ever...especially when its someone thats helpless and you have to guide every little place.
"TheGTAvaccine said:Yeah, I did know about the Misfits before I heard that god awful cover, and Metallica still sucks."WilliamRLBaker said:LOL that live metallica cover was done after an entire set thats an hour-2 hours of music so you have no idea what your talking about."TheGTAvaccine said:Have to disagree strongly. Metallica can kiss my ass as far as I'm concerned, and I didnt even know they covered Misfits songs until way after I started loving the Misfits. And besides, using live versions? Laaame. People get fatigued at concerts, especially the Misfits because they'er up moving around, interacting, unlike Metallica standing in place like robots."Too bad that's a shitty cover of a great song. :("Too bad no one had heard of the song till metallica covered it, and yeah sorry but the cover of the song was superior to the original simple as that.
The misfits song wasn't very good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0goCVEExv8 original by misfits live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GIisWJJG28 Live by metallica
the metallica version is clear, you can undertand whats being said they have a presence on stage, and the guitar chords can actually be heard distinctly...yeah the metallica cover is superior.
"
Also, why not use the real version of the Misfits song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQlF-JVKRK4 because I'm pretty sure you missed the entire point of the song - it's supposed to sound sinister and devilish, not like some shitty metal song."
and I've seen the original misfits rendition and it doesn't sound evil or delivish it just sounds shitty, The metallica cover is 1000X better and If you knew about the misfits before the metallica cover then im satan lol.
Just face it your another one of the stupid pundits that actually believe cutting your hair means you sold out, Metallica is one of the best metal bands since the start of metal."
I guess we just need to agree to disagree, it's always been "my music is good and your music sucks" and it'll never change.
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