Ashley

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Ashley is a little girl that also happens to be a witch that has made regular appearances in the WarioWare series starting with WarioWare:  Touched!.  Her best friend is Red, a little demon, though she isn't hesitant to involve him in her magical experiments if need be.  Fond of black magic, Ashley's hobbies typically run counter to that of the "average" girl her age.  She's more likely to place a hex on a doll than actually play with it.

Ashley's Theme

Ashley's theme tune was used as the music for her stage in Touched, and a remixed version appeared in Super Smash Bros. Brawl as WarioWare stage music (in both English and Japanese).

English Lyrics (Ashley's Theme)

Performed by Emily McIntosh.

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
(You better learn my name 'cause I am) ASHLEY!
She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions
(You might be the ingredient I seek)

Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor
(You should be afraid of the great) ASHLEY!
She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair
(Who has time for girly things like that?)

(Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you)
(Grandma's wig, this'll make you big)
(Kitten spit, soon your pants won't fit)
(Pantalones Giganticus!  Oh no, not again!)

She could rule the world, and still finish all her homework
(Everyone knows that I'm the greatest) ASHLEY!
You better watch your step or she'll cast a spell on you
(I turned my teacher into a spoon)

(I must flip through my spellbook, and yes it's true,)
(I don't have as many friends as you.)
(But I think you're nice and maybe we could be friends,)
(And if you say no, you're toast)

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
(You better learn my name 'cause I am) ASHLEY!
Just remember this when you see her on the street
(I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet)

Japanese Lyrics (Song of Ashley)

Performed by Tomoko Sasaki.

Sekai ichi min'na no ninkimono
(Sore wa kanojo no koto) ASHLEY
Hitome mireba daremo ga furimuku
(Atarimae ASHLEY da mon)

Sekaijû min'na ga akogareru
(Sore wa kanojo no koto) ASHLEY!
ASHLEY-Sama no mahô wa saikô!
(Kon'ya mo PARTY yo!)

(NaWâ BNa Nu warai no jumon)
(ZiO IRa Wn nan no jumon?)
(Io Di Em oboerarenai)
(Aa!  Iya!  Taikutsu!)

Sekai ichi min'na no ninkimono
(Sore wa kanojo no koto) ASHLEY
ASHLEY-Sama no mahô wa saikô!
(Kowaimono nashi yo!)

(Yozora no umi amata no hoshi)
(Itsumo hitori kiri)
(Min'na to nakayoku shitai no)
(Dôshitara î no)

Sekai ichi min'na no ninkimono
(Sore wa kanojo no koto) ASHLEY
ASHLEY-Sama no mahô wa saikô!
(Kon'ya mo PARTY yo!)

Controversy

There was controversy over whether or not a hidden message exists when the minigame record player in WarioWare Touched! is spun backwards at the correct pace. Claims have been made that it allegedly sounds like "grant all kids to hell."