Uhh... incest?

#1 Posted by ShadowSkill11 (1783 posts) -

So Lucretzia was bouncing on her brother Ceasars man meat and her father the pope would have sex parties with his daughter?
 
Eww... she is hot though.

#2 Posted by Azteck (7449 posts) -
@ShadowSkill11 said:
" So Lucretzia was bouncing on her brother Ceasars man meat and her father the pope would have sex parties with his daughter?  Eww... she is hot though. "
Her father was the pope? And he had sex parties? I never heard that..
#3 Posted by AyKay_47 (293 posts) -

Incest is the best. Put your sister to the test.

#4 Posted by Jeust (10818 posts) -

Who's your daddy Lucretzia? ^^ 

#5 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

Uh, uh, uh. Uh.

#6 Posted by Dragon_Fire (368 posts) -
@Claude said:
" Uh, uh, uh. Uh. "
In the Face & Neck!
#7 Posted by Mariek430 (409 posts) -
@Claude said:
" Uh, uh, uh. Uh. "
logged in just to quote this.
#8 Posted by ShadowSkill11 (1783 posts) -
@Azteck:  It wasn't a spoken line but during one of the later chapters if you press the info button it has a description of him saying he had risque parties alongside his daughter Lucretzia.
#9 Posted by RobotHamster (4177 posts) -

Mmmm incest.

#10 Posted by Jeffsekai (7049 posts) -
@Claude said:
" Uh, uh, uh. Uh. "
Looks like you blew your load early.
#11 Posted by eezo (286 posts) -
@AyKay_47 said:
" Incest is the best. Put your sister to the test. "
actually TWINcest is wincest!
#12 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -
@Jeffsekai said:
" @Claude said:
" Uh, uh, uh. Uh. "
Looks like you blew your load early. "
Uh, uh.... uhhhhhh.
#13 Posted by adoggz (2070 posts) -

ehhh, I'd still do her.

#14 Posted by ShadowSkill11 (1783 posts) -
@adoggz said:
" ehhh, I'd still do her. "
No doubt. I'm not related to her. All that means to me is that she's the freak of the week.
#15 Posted by FlyingRat (1446 posts) -

Hey, if that's what they're into, why not? The brother and sister part, not the father/daughter part. I honestly never really care what sexual things people do if it's two conscenting adults.  And yes, i know they're video game characters.

#16 Edited by Jeust (10818 posts) -

The Borgia family had a very colourful history. If you search for it, this will be the least of your finds. 

#17 Posted by Tairoku (62 posts) -
@ShadowSkill11 said:
" So Lucretzia was bouncing on her brother Ceasars man meat and her father the pope would have sex parties with his daughter?  Eww... she is hot though. "
You act as if incest was weird back then.
#18 Posted by ShadowSkill11 (1783 posts) -
@FlyingRat said:
" Hey, if that's what they're into, why not? The brother and sister part, not the father/daughter part. I honestly never really care what sexual things people do if it's two conscenting adults.  And yes, i know they're video game characters. "
You aren't a French or Russian citizen are you?
#19 Posted by FlyingRat (1446 posts) -
@ShadowSkill11 said:
" You aren't a French or Russian citizen are you? "
Haha, no sir, i'm Dutch. And also very open-minded.
#20 Posted by Joeybagad0nutz (1438 posts) -
@Azteck said:
" @ShadowSkill11 said:
" So Lucretzia was bouncing on her brother Ceasars man meat and her father the pope would have sex parties with his daughter?  Eww... she is hot though. "
Her father was the pope? And he had sex parties? I never heard that.."

It's true Pope Alexander II was known for throwing raging naked parties and people had sex there. The Popes back in those days were like Kings. They did what they want whenever they wanted.
#21 Posted by Afroman269 (7387 posts) -
@Claude
@Jeffsekai said:
" @Claude said:
" Uh, uh, uh. Uh. "
Looks like you blew your load early. "
Uh, uh.... uhhhhhh.
I chuckled.
#22 Posted by Milkman (17193 posts) -

Incest wasn't uncommon at all back then. It's not really a surprise. 

#23 Posted by cannedstingray (403 posts) -

MMM-HMMM  My pappy always told me "son, never marry a virgin, If she's not good enuf fer her own brother she ain't good enuf fer you"
#24 Posted by SBYM (1219 posts) -

Hawt. HAWT.

#25 Posted by KaosAngel (13765 posts) -

#26 Posted by adoggz (2070 posts) -
@JoeRiccadonna said:
" @Azteck said:
" @ShadowSkill11 said:
" So Lucretzia was bouncing on her brother Ceasars man meat and her father the pope would have sex parties with his daughter?  Eww... she is hot though. "
Her father was the pope? And he had sex parties? I never heard that.."
It's true Pope Alexander II was known for throwing raging naked parties and people had sex there. The Popes back in those days were like Kings. They did what they want whenever they wanted. "
they still do whatever they want, just nowadays the sex parties involve little boys.
#27 Posted by Joeybagad0nutz (1438 posts) -
@adoggz said:
" @JoeRiccadonna said:
" @Azteck said:
" @ShadowSkill11 said:
" So Lucretzia was bouncing on her brother Ceasars man meat and her father the pope would have sex parties with his daughter?  Eww... she is hot though. "
Her father was the pope? And he had sex parties? I never heard that.."
It's true Pope Alexander II was known for throwing raging naked parties and people had sex there. The Popes back in those days were like Kings. They did what they want whenever they wanted. "
they still do whatever they want, just nowadays the sex parties involve little boys. "

Yea, but the Pope really doesn't have much power anymore.
#28 Posted by Spoonman671 (4751 posts) -

Fucking Italians.

#29 Posted by ShadowSkill11 (1783 posts) -
@Spoonman671 said:
" Fucking Italians. "
The Jersey Shore got even more questionable.
#30 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -
@ShadowSkill11 said:
" @Spoonman671 said:
" Fucking Italians. "
The Jersey Shore got even more questionable. "
Fuck that, my wife watches Jerseylicious.
#31 Posted by Toxin066 (3320 posts) -
@Claude said:
" Uh, uh, uh. Uh. "
Eeeeeeyup.
#32 Posted by ryanwho (12082 posts) -

Everyone did it a hundred years ago. 

#33 Posted by Joeybagad0nutz (1438 posts) -
@Spoonman671 said:
"Fucking Italians. "

Please tell me you realize that it wasn't only Italians who once did it? Back in the day it was a belief to keep the Royal Blood line "Pure" so most Roayl/Nobal families ended up doing someone of their family, mostly Brothers and Sisters. Of course nowadays we realize that this is bad (Not only disgusting but bad) because the bloodline won't be getting any Diversity and according to evolution, diversity is good.
#34 Posted by TheMaxMeister (78 posts) -

Lucretzia is a filthy, filthy chick. I dig that.

#35 Posted by ryanwho (12082 posts) -

Next time you wonder why your purebred dog has digestion problem, just keep in mind a breeder made his father fuck his sister for your benifit.

#36 Posted by 1337W422102 (1019 posts) -

Delicious wincest.

#37 Posted by ChristianCastillo (1178 posts) -
@Claude said:
" @ShadowSkill11 said:
" @Spoonman671 said:
" Fucking Italians. "
The Jersey Shore got even more questionable. "
Fuck that, my wife watches Jerseylicious. "
Fuck that, watching jerseylicious right now while I live in jersey.
#38 Posted by Hector (3375 posts) -
@AyKay_47 said:
" Incest is the best. Put your sister to the test. "
Only on GiantBomb! lol
#39 Posted by MystDragon3k (123 posts) -

Interesting history facts, what a concept.

#40 Posted by MaddProdigy (1041 posts) -

I went into this game already knowing a little Italian history, but I'd never even heard of the Borgias. Pretty messed up little love triangle I have to say.

#41 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -
@ChristianCastillo said:
" @Claude said:
" @ShadowSkill11 said:
" @Spoonman671 said:
" Fucking Italians. "
The Jersey Shore got even more questionable. "
Fuck that, my wife watches Jerseylicious. "
Fuck that, watching jerseylicious right now while I live in jersey. "
A Garden State of mind. It's your turn to shine.
#42 Posted by ezioclu (1 posts) -

 claudia looks pretty better ezio married  claudia incest is best

#43 Posted by Twisted_Scot (1180 posts) -
@JoeRiccadonna said:
" @Azteck said:
" @ShadowSkill11 said:
" So Lucretzia was bouncing on her brother Ceasars man meat and her father the pope would have sex parties with his daughter?  Eww... she is hot though. "
Her father was the pope? And he had sex parties? I never heard that.."
It's true Pope Alexander II was known for throwing raging naked parties and people had sex there. The Popes back in those days were like Kings. They did what they want whenever they wanted. "
What happened to you popes? You used to be cool.
#44 Posted by AngeTheDude (700 posts) -
@Twisted_Scot said:
" @JoeRiccadonna said:
" @Azteck said:
" @ShadowSkill11 said:
" So Lucretzia was bouncing on her brother Ceasars man meat and her father the pope would have sex parties with his daughter?  Eww... she is hot though. "
Her father was the pope? And he had sex parties? I never heard that.."
It's true Pope Alexander II was known for throwing raging naked parties and people had sex there. The Popes back in those days were like Kings. They did what they want whenever they wanted. "
What happened to you popes? You used to be cool. "
Who says they aren't doing any of that right now? The Vatican has more power than you think.
#45 Posted by Wrighteous86 (3821 posts) -
@AngeTheDude said:
" @Twisted_Scot said:
" @JoeRiccadonna said:
" @Azteck said:
" @ShadowSkill11 said:
" So Lucretzia was bouncing on her brother Ceasars man meat and her father the pope would have sex parties with his daughter?  Eww... she is hot though. "
Her father was the pope? And he had sex parties? I never heard that.."
It's true Pope Alexander II was known for throwing raging naked parties and people had sex there. The Popes back in those days were like Kings. They did what they want whenever they wanted. "
What happened to you popes? You used to be cool. "
Who says they aren't doing any of that right now? The Vatican has more power than you think. "
Yeah, except these days it's not with nubile young women.

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