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    Assassin's Creed II

    Game » consists of 27 releases. Released Nov 17, 2009

    The second installment in the Assassin's Creed franchise follows the life of Ezio Auditore da Firenze as he seeks revenge on those who betrayed his family.

    What modern Assassin's Creed should be like (lols intended)

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    #1  Edited By JDDrewes

    I think that instead of having priests that you rescue, you should rescue a DJ. He expresses his gratitude and then you can blend in with those guys that carry boomboxes down the street. Also, instead of rescuing women you rescue prostitutes. The pimps will thank you by pimp-slapping any guards that chase you. Instead of landing in haystacks, you land in dumpsters. Instead of beggars, you have crazy bums following you around. Instead of horses, you can run over people with motorcycles. Instead of pickpocketing/interogating you can mug them. What else

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    #2  Edited By DjDark1

    Basically you are trying to change Assassin's Creed into GTA or Saints Row. I wouldn't see that happening anytime soon.

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    #3  Edited By TheGodPoet
    DjDark1 said:
    "Basically you are trying to change Assassin's Creed into GTA or Saints Row. I wouldn't see that happening anytime soon."
    Grand Theft Creed.

    Assassin's Row.

    The Saints Creed.

    GTA:Jerusalem

    What else could it be called? Oh, yeah

    Horrible Idea.

    What else?
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    #4  Edited By Drebin_893

    Aww, that wasn't funny at all.

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    #5  Edited By Pibo47

    No laughs.

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    #6  Edited By LiveOrDie1212
    Pibo47 said:
    "No laughs."

    Drebin_893 said:
    "Aww, that wasn't funny at all."
    im with these 2
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    #7  Edited By get2sammyb

    Embarassing. :(

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    #8  Edited By PureRok

    I thought you said modern, not ghetto.

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    #9  Edited By Mushir
    JDDrewes said:
    "I think that instead of having priests that you rescue, you should rescue a DJ. He expresses his gratitude and then you can blend in with those guys that carry boomboxes down the street. Also, instead of rescuing women you rescue prostitutes. The pimps will thank you by pimp-slapping any guards that chase you. Instead of landing in haystacks, you land in dumpsters. Instead of beggars, you have crazy bums following you around. Instead of horses, you can run over people with motorcycles. Instead of pickpocketing/interogating you can mug them. What else"
    Good idea. And lets make the main character Soulja Boy.

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