Is This The Protagonist of Assassin's Creed 2?

Topic started by sbritton on April 10, 2009. Last post by CL60 3 years, 1 month ago.
Post by sbritton (1 posts) See mini bio Level 6 / 392 ACH / 6920 P

Joystiq believes this is the new main character for Assassin's Creed 2. According to a tipster over there the image was up on the official Ubisoft boards briefly before being quickly pulled. Screw Attack has more details on the game which seem to confirm it is indeed within a renaissance setting, specifically 1476 Italy and you play as Ezio Auditore de Firenze, a nobleman from Florence, Italy. Rumors abound that you'll be able to pilot Da Vinci's flying machine and hang out with historical figures like Machiavelli (author of The Prince). I'm sure there'll be some, you know, fascinating assassinating as well.

The best news though is that there are apparently 16 mission types this time around. That's definitely an improvement on the three or four from the last game. I'll admit that as soon as I got to the third city and realized I was playing the same stuff over and over, I quickly abandoned the first game. Still, I can't not be excited about a sequel to the series, mostly because the world and climbing mechanics were so unique. If they can do something about the repetitive combat then I'll start to get really excited.

Now to take this news post on a tangent. Whoever can leave the best caption for our new friend Ezio by 5PM PST today in the comments to this post will get a free Giant Bomb Jeff t-shirt. If it's really good I'll find some goodies from the office to throw in as well. I'll announce the winner in this post and get your shipping info by private message. Let the contest commence!

Update


It was a tough vote with so many submissions, but the team narrowed it down to a couple standouts. Eventually though we couldn't resist an appropriate Mortal Kombat joke.

Runner-Ups


iamcool388  - Yo FITTY, where mah Jazz Hands?
FallopianTube - I stole this dress from Jade Raymond!
yoshimitz707 - Hello. My Name Is Ezio Auditore de Firenz. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die.
pakx - As you can see, Michael Jackson's new look is, as ever, risky and colorful.
x52z - Assassin's Creed 2, starring Grammy winning musician Prince.
lind_dc - Your Mission: KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!

Winner


Matt Bodega - BARAKA WINS. FATALITY.
Post by Twilight (1,947 posts) See mini bio Level 12 / 226 ACH / 4320 P
He looks pretty badass. Pretty similar to Altaïr though.
Post by Drebin_893 (2,458 posts) See mini bio Level 14 / 285 ACH / 0 P
Caption: I'm just too sexy for my shirt.
Post by CarlZehTard (3 posts) See mini bio Level 2
Yea he does really look awesome, but thats not enough, i sure hope they make him think like Altaîr, making him want to find out what the hell is going on
Post by Lestater (369 posts) See mini bio Level 10 / 1064 ACH / 19095 P
At least with all that silk he won't have to worry about chafing when jumping from building to building.
Post by HT101 (533 posts) See mini bio Level 35 / 2356 ACH / 44675 P
You know what's better than one retractable blade attached to your hand?  Two fucking retractable blades attached to your hand.
Post by MasterSquirrel (29 posts) See mini bio Level 19 / 2012 ACH / 18950 P
Caption: Engraved underarm retractable fountain pens. For when you just have to sign in someone else's blood.
Post by captainawesomo (119 posts) See mini bio Level 21 / 1739 ACH / 36010 P
We heard you kill people for a living so we put a hidden blade in your hidden blade so you can stab while you stab.
Post by GiantGUS (290 posts) See mini bio Level 11 / 1491 ACH / 19698 P
Dude, TWO BLADES! Enzio is equipped for double penetration. Or did I mean double assassination?
Post by TooWalrus (8,757 posts) See mini bio Level 17 / 1879 ACH / 37233 P
It'll be tough to blend in wearing that outfit.
Post by Fracture (110 posts) See mini bio Level 14 / 1680 ACH / 28675 P
Looks like Chris Angel has a new job.
Post by Flabbergastrate (191 posts) See mini bio Level 27 / 5330 ACH / 97870 P

Caption: who wants a FRIEND HUG!?

Post by McMooMan (12 posts) See mini bio Level 12 / 720 ACH / 8530 P
Caption -
I hope nobody knows i'm wearing a corset, i'v been trying to lose weight but it's really hard!
Post by DaFT_PLAyeRr (27 posts) See mini bio Level 9 / 1549 ACH / 26479 P
Caption: because one blade just wasn't enough
Post by Death_Burnout (1,137 posts) See mini bio Level 26 / 3381 ACH / 58180 P
Aww great...some jackass is gunna win awesome stuff just because i can't think of anything.

That might aswell be my caption, because damn.
Post by Serker (365 posts) See mini bio Level 11 / 2049 ACH / 37215 P
there moving more and more towards vega from street fighter
Post by Volgin13 (98 posts) See mini bio Level 17 / 4100 ACH / 73137 P
lets see the lepers fuck with me now
Post by FlipperDesert (1,220 posts) See mini bio Level 23 / 2655 ACH / 43812 P
"Of course you can have some spare change, lady. Cm'ere, let's hug."
Post by dulmonkey (53 posts) See mini bio Level 16 / 4707 ACH / 93779 P
so they're slowing evovling him into Wolverine?
Post by Valke (20 posts) See mini bio Level 17 / 1224 ACH / 23735 P
Caption: Ezio Auditore de Firenz, relaxing at home

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