I was attracted to Asteroids, plain and simple, because I think what it tells you is that there's going to be this big thing in space.

We've crafted a really strong, deep mythology for the thing. Without divulging too much about it, it's two lead characters - two brothers - who have to go through a seminal experience to figure out their relationship, against this huge backdrop.

I was attracted to Asteroids, plain and simple, because I think what it tells you is that there's going to be this big thing in space.

We've crafted a really strong, deep mythology for the thing. Without divulging too much about it, it's two lead characters - two brothers - who have to go through a seminal experience to figure out their relationship, against this huge backdrop.

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard and it's sure to be shit since the guy who directed all the Mummy movies is behind it.

Is this all one big joke?

Sounds lame

I'm still trying to figure out if they're joking, or morons.

Wow...

I hope this IP cost a fuck of a lot of money to turn into a film just to punish this level of stupidity

This already sounds stupid.

what. the. fuck. is. going. on?

Great reason to buy the rights....

"Uhhhh... I don't know why we bought it... Space? Space is cool, right?"

I laughed so hard at those quotes, then I cried a little because I think they're serious. 

This is a space Dirty Harry isin't?

Really? I mean... really?

Is this a joke? Because if it is, it's not very funny to me. Rather, it's just sad. I've seen lots of games remade into movies, but this? THIS? What kind of idiot would make, or even attempt to make, or announce making, or ever THINK of making a movie like THIS?

TANG BAIT!!!

" TANG BAIT!!! "

Rofl....Brad's take on the script was dead on.

eat that space-hat!!!

Brokeback Asteroid?

Im in!

This movie sounds space-tacular!

Predict lines that will be in this movie

"Dammit, it's too big.  You'll never make it."
"We will if we work together!"

Oh Ryan do you even have a space-hat?

Why in gods name would you even want to use the Asteroids name, I assume they have to pay someone to use it.  Just fucking make up w/e you want for a space movie and pick a name out of a hat.  Either way its going to amount to the same BS and prob make more sence then just Asteriods!.  God, I really hope the QL on this for the movie tie in game is priceless, and not just, yup it sucks.  Please let it have good material for jokes!

I hope this is Supernatural in Space...because then Joe Dodson could be in it!

"ARRRGH I CAN'T ESCAPE - IT JUST KEEPS BRINGING ME BACK TO THE OTHER SIDE!"

I don't know why, but a movie based on San Francisco Rush 2049, based on the visual style of the Speed Racer movie, would be awesome. 

I think I saw this movie, with Bruce Willis, and that lead singers daughter, Ben Afflac is in it and bangs said lead singers daughter? Lol I think it was called Ragnarok or Apocalypse. *spoilers* Bruce Willis dies!

I feel really sorry for the writer of this movie.

I've heard worse..

Movie of the year....guaranteed!

" Oh Ryan do you even have a space-hat? "

" Predict lines that will be in this movie "Dammit, it's too big.  You'll never make it.""We will if we work together!" "

i thought for a second that this was a joke, but guess not. at least we'll have material for a new TANG when this comes out.

"My father died mining those astroids"

Okay, I've got it.

We put a guy in space, and there are asteroids there.

BAM, INSTANT HIT.

Is your hat a turban?!

So basically, this is going to be a sci-fi movie with the only ties to the game being the  name "asteroids". What the fuck is the point.

when i read that description i LOLED HARDCORE.

my ass couldve made a better story than that

The anticipation is nigh on palpable...

lmao

I really wonder what kind of nut has the imagination to come up with this, he should either be put in an asylum or he should get some kind of award. And besides that, I really wonder what the game will be like.

I for one am looking forward to this.  In fact, he should continue with these movies.  After Asteroids, move on to Centipede, then Pinball, and of course we can't forget Boxing!

...

*sigh*

I'm in awe of the reasoning behind the need for this movie.

Dude, what?

The producers of this movie are con men, why?  Because they know everyone is going to see it!

what the hell? are they serious about this? jeez! 

"I think what it tells you is that there's going to be this big thing in space." 

Sold!

Brothers who have a seminal experience sounds great too.

Maybe it's another Funny People viral marketing thing?

So why did the Writer's Guild go on strike again?