Thought I should share this, because it's brilliant. This is the text scrolled across the scoreboard hanging over the Jiggoseum area of Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts.

Latest Results...

Football: L.O.G. City  10 - Grunty Rovers 0...
Grottenham Coldspur 1 - Dullby County 3...
Jinjo Village 2 - Dingpot Town 1...
Twycross Athletic 4 - Trashton Villa 0...

Darts: Mrs. "Bullseye" Bottles is the new champion of the arrows, beating Gruntilda "Double Chin" Winkybunion even though Mrs. B couldn't see the board...

Tennis: A. Jinjo beat J. Talbot 6-0, 6-1, 6-0...

Basketball: Blubber Pirates 98 - Boggy Bulls 25...
Humba Heat 120 - Mumbo Magic 78...
Trophy Tigers 101 - Mr. Fit Maverics 100...

Is anybody actually reading this?

Boxing: Franklin "Furry Fists" Fizzlybear beat Professor "Punchbag" Pester by T.K.O. after 12 seconds of Round 1...

Golf: Frustrating Weekend Hobby Cup Round 2 - "Good Wood" Nabnut -5... "Eagle" Eyrie -3... Chris P. Putter -1... "Divot" Mayles Jnr. +1... "Any Old Iron" Price +4... G. Kirkhope +15...

Athletics: Mr. Fit set a new record of 45 feet in the Long Jump, only to be beaten by Trophy Thomas with his next jump of 46 feet...

Pool: "Lucky Break" Banjo beat "Cannon" Klungo 3-2...
Johnny "The Brown Ball" Dodger beat "Missin" Mary Maggie 3-0..
"Jump Shot" Jamjars beat Babs "Ball Buffer" Buffbrass 3-1...

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts must be boring if you are reading this rather than playing the game.

Cricket: Nobody in the U.S.A. can understand the rules, but Boringshire beat South Yawnshire by an innings and 265 runs to claim an old, dusty cup presented by an even older man...

Baseball: Pikelet Brown Sox 3 - Tooty Angels 7...
Jinjo Giants 9 - Minjo Dodgers 6...
Jolly Bandits 11 - Canary Mary Cardinals 2...

And finally, the sporting calendar showcase...

Dominoes: In the 134th Showdown Town Domino Marathon, held at Ye Old Empty Kettle, Lord Woo Fak Fak beat Weldar after 5 years and 172 days' play due to Weldar rusting away to nothing. Fak Fak wins the first prize of 50 pence and a bag of pork scratchings.

Thought I should share this, because it's brilliant. This is the text scrolled across the scoreboard hanging over the Jiggoseum area of Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts.

Latest Results...

Football: L.O.G. City  10 - Grunty Rovers 0...
Grottenham Coldspur 1 - Dullby County 3...
Jinjo Village 2 - Dingpot Town 1...
Twycross Athletic 4 - Trashton Villa 0...

Darts: Mrs. "Bullseye" Bottles is the new champion of the arrows, beating Gruntilda "Double Chin" Winkybunion even though Mrs. B couldn't see the board...

Tennis: A. Jinjo beat J. Talbot 6-0, 6-1, 6-0...

Basketball: Blubber Pirates 98 - Boggy Bulls 25...
Humba Heat 120 - Mumbo Magic 78...
Trophy Tigers 101 - Mr. Fit Maverics 100...

Is anybody actually reading this?

Boxing: Franklin "Furry Fists" Fizzlybear beat Professor "Punchbag" Pester by T.K.O. after 12 seconds of Round 1...

Golf: Frustrating Weekend Hobby Cup Round 2 - "Good Wood" Nabnut -5... "Eagle" Eyrie -3... Chris P. Putter -1... "Divot" Mayles Jnr. +1... "Any Old Iron" Price +4... G. Kirkhope +15...

Athletics: Mr. Fit set a new record of 45 feet in the Long Jump, only to be beaten by Trophy Thomas with his next jump of 46 feet...

Pool: "Lucky Break" Banjo beat "Cannon" Klungo 3-2...
Johnny "The Brown Ball" Dodger beat "Missin" Mary Maggie 3-0..
"Jump Shot" Jamjars beat Babs "Ball Buffer" Buffbrass 3-1...

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts must be boring if you are reading this rather than playing the game.

Cricket: Nobody in the U.S.A. can understand the rules, but Boringshire beat South Yawnshire by an innings and 265 runs to claim an old, dusty cup presented by an even older man...

Baseball: Pikelet Brown Sox 3 - Tooty Angels 7...
Jinjo Giants 9 - Minjo Dodgers 6...
Jolly Bandits 11 - Canary Mary Cardinals 2...

And finally, the sporting calendar showcase...

Dominoes: In the 134th Showdown Town Domino Marathon, held at Ye Old Empty Kettle, Lord Woo Fak Fak beat Weldar after 5 years and 172 days' play due to Weldar rusting away to nothing. Fak Fak wins the first prize of 50 pence and a bag of pork scratchings.

LOL That's pretty imaginative to put all that in the game.