Brothers™ and Sisters™, I have followed™ the path™ of the World's Best Driver™. I have set the Orange Track™ ablaze™ with my Hot Wheels™. I have learned™ the ancient™ art™ of trademarking™. And now, I have been bathed™ in the Pink Light™ and allowed™ into the House of Dreams™, where the Party™ never ends.
All because I have I heard the Word™, and the Word™ is Barbie™. Yes, the Paragon of Prettiness™, our blessed goddess™Herself™ has smiled™ upon me, with Her™ toothless™ plastic™ grin™.
But alas™, the unbarbielievers™ wish to silence™ me. They™ wish to block™ their ears™, but they will hear the Word™. They must.™ Brothers™ and Sisters™, I must ask that YOU™ take up the torch™ which I pass to you™, and, like me™, allowed the Pink Light™ to pass over you.
Go forth, Followers of Fashion™, Heralds of Hairstyles™, go forth and spread Her™holy teachings™. We have heard the Word™ and the Word™ is Barbie™.
All must hear the Word™.
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