I was going to simply throw this up as a text file, but then it occurred to me that anybody can edit a guide.
I needed a good chunk of the Bastion script for a project that I'm doing, so I spent the last couple days transcribing it. Of course I didn't want that effort to go to waste, so here is about 80% of Bastion's narrative. It's not especially well organized and it doesn't have the every end...and then there are about a million incidental things that are missing. I'm probably not going to touch this again, except maybe to add the ending, so I leave this herculean task up to you my fellow users.
Rock the Casbah