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    Batman: Arkham Asylum

    Game » consists of 28 releases. Released Aug 25, 2009

    Batman: Arkham Asylum puts you behind the cowl of the iconic Dark Knight, fighting his way through Arkham Asylum to stop the Joker from enacting a sinister plot that would have grave consequences for Gotham City.

    "It's Spanish... for witch." /walks away

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    #1  Edited By doctorkaneder

    For some reason, this is my favorite line in the game. That, along with "No, *spoiler*, this time I break you!" My youngest nephews were having a go at the game, and when they got up to that part, there was a loud cheer in the room. Good times! What are your favorite moments/lines of dialogue? 

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    #2  Edited By Pie

    My fav line is "you stay here, it not safe out there"

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    #3  Edited By HandsomeDead

    I didn't know Ivan Drago was in the game.

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    #4  Edited By LiquidPrince
    • I set a trap, and you sprang it gloriously!
    • How did you solve that one!?! You're cheating, using the internet aren't you!
    • He won't see me...
    • Oh c'mon Bats... Too easy... Trapped in a big metal Box, above a deadly drop. What if cut the emergency breaks. Say goodbye... Just Kidding!
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    #5  Edited By Milkman
    @LiquidPrince said:
    "
    • How did you solve that one!?! You're cheating, using the internet aren't you
    "
    I haven't played the game but that's pretty good.
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    #6  Edited By alexl86

    This game is just one continuous awesome moment.
     
    The moment I enjoyed the most was perhaps *spoilers* the third Scarecrow sequence, with Scarface promoting Arkham Asylum.

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    #8  Edited By sjschmidt93

    "It won't reach Gotham!"  
     
    The way he said... great line. 
     
    The won you mentioned was pretty good too. 
     
    And "I'll have fun eating your bones!" or something similar to that is great,

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    #9  Edited By DrLove
    Joker "you ready for round 2!!?"  Batman "Always!"
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    #10  Edited By MrKlorox

    "Here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."

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    #11  Edited By DrLove

    Also the Scarecrow audio tape when he says :  
     
    "You got married out of fear of dying alone, and you have children out of fear of not leaving anything behind of you"

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    #12  Edited By hughesie27

    ''Played you like a violin then cut your strings.' Purely for the deliverance!

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    #13  Edited By MasterSquirrel

    The interview where Zhaz recounts the interviewer's nightly rituals.
     
    Also Croc saying "Tear your flesh like paper." That guy scared me.

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    #14  Edited By Jolly_Lolly

    "No! Not the formula! What am I going to do?" Joker's best line right there, the tone of sarcasm was simply priceless.

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    #15  Edited By unsolvedparadox

    Riddler berating me for not solving his challenges quickly enough is pretty amusing.

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    #16  Edited By Vanek

    "So tell me Bats, what are you scared of? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Not finding the commissioner in time? Me, in a thong? Hahahahaha" - The Joker.

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    #17  Edited By NickNorman
    @Vanek said:
    " "So tell me Bats, what are you scared of? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Not finding the commissioner in time? Me, in a thong? Hahahahaha" - The Joker. "
    I loved that one. It really set the Joker up as this hilarious maniac.
     
    Some of the Riddler's were pretty good, too, like the "Are you using the internet?" one and the random "Hi diddle diddle!" when walking around.
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    @MasterSquirrel said:
    Also Croc saying "Tear your flesh like paper." That guy scared me. "
    They hyped the fuck out of Killer Croc. The moments in Croc's lair were tense as hell.  
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    #19  Edited By ImperiousRix

    It's the E. NIGMA shoooow! -The Riddler 
    Tick tock, feed the croc. -Killer Croc 
    I'm just sitting here in the Warden's office watching cartoons.  If anyone would like to join me, feel free to drop by.  But don't look up when you open the door!  You'll ruin the surprise! -The Joker 
    I told you to go back to your cell. -Batman
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    #20  Edited By RaisingIndiana

    I really enjoyed when Harley kidnaps the Warden, and after hitting him in the head you hear him call her a bitch. She says something like, "Uh uh uh... Mr. Warden said a bad word.... Mama spank!" and then we hear her just hit the shit out of him. Always makes me laugh.

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    #21  Edited By Aounslaught

    Honestly, when Batman said that, I was half expecting him to take out a pair of aviators from his utility belt a la David Caruso CSI Miami style.

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    #22  Edited By VWGTI

    Doctor - "Batman, it's a trap!" 
     
    Batman - "I know. Just not for me."
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    #23  Edited By AhmadMetallic

    poison ivy moaning ?

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    I liked it when Riddler accused me of using the internet I was like "Da fuck? how did you know"

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    #25  Edited By flaminghobo
    @Bucketdeth said:

    " I liked it when Riddler accused me of using the internet I was like "Da fuck? how did you know" "

    Yeah I think that The Riddler has some great lines in the game. I can't remember the exact quote, but I'll post the YouTube video of the patient interview which is my personal favourite:
     
     
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    #26  Edited By Milkman

    "Are you gonna take my temperature, Batman? I'll be happy to drop my pants..."

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    #27  Edited By jeffgoldblum
    @FlamingHobo said:

    " @Bucketdeth said:

    " I liked it when Riddler accused me of using the internet I was like "Da fuck? how did you know" "

    Yeah I think that The Riddler has some great lines in the game. I can't remember the exact quote, but I'll post the YouTube video of the patient interview which is my personal favourite:
     
     
    "
    "Thats horrible! How can you even joke about that?"
    "Easily doctor, it's not my baby."
    That line is hilariously morbid.
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    @JeffGoldblum said:
    " @FlamingHobo said:

    " @Bucketdeth said:

    " I liked it when Riddler accused me of using the internet I was like "Da fuck? how did you know" "

    Yeah I think that The Riddler has some great lines in the game. I can't remember the exact quote, but I'll post the YouTube video of the patient interview which is my personal favourite:
     
     
    "
    "Thats horrible! How can you even joke about that?" "Easily doctor, it's not my baby." That line is hilariously morbid. "
    Haha I remember listening to that, they sure did make the characters a few tones darker in the horror department, but it was an "lol" moment.
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    #29  Edited By Bane

    Both from the same cutscene:
     
    Joker: Having a little trouble up there?
    Batman: Joker!
    Joker: You were expecting maybe Two-Face?
     -
     Joker: HAhahahhahhaha!  If I see you trying to follow me he dies.  Harley's looking forward to it.  Maybe I'll film it and post it on the internet!  Hehehhehe.
     

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    #30  Edited By flaminghobo
    @Bane said:

    " Both from the same cutscene:
     
    Joker: Having a little trouble up there?
    Batman: Joker!
    Joker: You were expecting maybe Two-Face?

    That made me laugh as well, there was some great writing behind this game.
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    #31  Edited By Andorski
    @LiquidPrince said:
    "
    • How did you solve that one!?! You're cheating, using the internet aren't you!
    "
    I loved that line.  I remember specifically looking at the GamesRadar Riddler Challenge guide seeing which puzzle I was going to solve next as he said that line to me.  I got a good chuckle out of it.
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    #32  Edited By jakob187
    @HandsomeDead said:

    " I didn't know Ivan Drago was in the game. "

    The line that the OP mentioned is said to Bane.  If you know nothing of the Knightfall story arc, then you're clueless as to WHY that line is funny. 
     
    @h83r said:
    " Honestly, when Batman said that, I was half expecting him to take out a pair of aviators from his utility belt a la David Caruso CSI Miami style. "
    If that would've happened, this would easily be the ONLY candidate for GOTY!
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    #33  Edited By lukeyk

    In the joker challenge rooms. Sometimes when he starts he says " Has anyone ever heard about the escaped patients sneaking around killing the guards off one by one? No? Stick around...  " 
    Love that line lol and some of the ones posted above
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    #34  Edited By hockeymask27
    @h83r said:

    " Honestly, when Batman said that, I was half expecting him to take out a pair of aviators from his utility belt a la David Caruso CSI Miami style.

     
    @jakob187Oh you mean like this.  There was little sound glitch but oh well.
     
     
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    #35  Edited By bwooduhs
    @FlamingHobo said:

    " @Bucketdeth said:

    " I liked it when Riddler accused me of using the internet I was like "Da fuck? how did you know" "

    Yeah I think that The Riddler has some great lines in the game. I can't remember the exact quote, but I'll post the YouTube video of the patient interview which is my personal favourite:
     
     
    "
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    #36  Edited By hockeymask27
    @Hockeymask27 said:

    " @h83r said:

    " Honestly, when Batman said that, I was half expecting him to take out a pair of aviators from his utility belt a la David Caruso CSI Miami style.

     
    @jakob187Oh you mean like this.  There was little sound glitch but oh well.
     
     
    "come on not even a lol.
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    #37  Edited By Undeadpool

    *slight spoilers* Scarecrow's first interview tape when you realized the person doing the interview is Scarecrow.

    Oh and "Use the center analog stick to dodge Joker's bullet" from the third Scarecrow sequence.

    And just because I'm greedy, the one they mentioned in the Bombcast where Oracle asks Batman what if Joker succeeds, and Batman just says "He won't."

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    #38  Edited By MonkeyGekko

    There are so many good moments in this game. The voice acting is amazing and Im really glad that they got the voice actors from the animated series. Also Mark Hamill is by far the best joker.

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    #39  Edited By TheHBK

    "I'm Batman"
    "Harvey! I'm Batman!"

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    #40  Edited By Chaos_Bladez

    There were a lot of good lines in BAA, but my favorite was the one where he said Bane was the one who was gonna break. The car hitting was badass.

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    One taht hasn't been mentioned yet is Oracle telling Batman of Joker's extortion letter to Dr Young.
     
    "A joke about a donkey, a picture of a dead baby"
    I don't remember exactly what it said, but it was pretty hilars

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    #42  Edited By Icil

    Riddler said this to me:
     
    What do you call someone who hasn't solved two-thirds of my puzzles?
    A Batman.

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    #43  Edited By natetodamax
    @Jolly_Lolly said:
    " "No! Not the formula! What am I going to do?" Joker's best line right there, the tone of sarcasm was simply priceless. "
    Aha, I loved that one so much.
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    #44  Edited By hermes
    @Vanek said:
    ""So tell me Bats, what are you scared of? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Not finding the commissioner in time? Me, in a thong? Hahahahaha" - The Joker. "

    That one was the best one... so unexpected. I laugh out loud when I heard that the first time.
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    #45  Edited By wealllikepie
    @FlamingHobo said:
    " @Bucketdeth said:

    " I liked it when Riddler accused me of using the internet I was like "Da fuck? how did you know" "

    Yeah I think that The Riddler has some great lines in the game. I can't remember the exact quote, but I'll post the YouTube video of the patient interview which is my personal favourite:
     
     
    "

    YES THAT WAS THE BEST 4 ME
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    #46  Edited By TheKidNixon

    Some of the best writing in the game is hidden in some of those patient interviews. The second Riddler interview is fantastic:
     
    "My father hated me. Always called me a moron. I was determined to prove him wrong. So I entered a contest at school: a 20 dollar prize to this kid who could figure out an almost impossible logic puzzle. I won, of course."
    "And that pleased your father?"
    "Hardly. He was convinced I'd cheated. He kept yelling, 'You must have cheated! Admit it, you moron, you cheated!' But I swore I didn't. And he hit me for lying. "
    "I'm sorry for hearing that, Edward."
    "Don't be. He was right."

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    #47  Edited By CenturionCajun

    I got a good laugh out of Joker's "Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard." Unless you're a big fan of the Three Stooges (those are their real last names)  you would never get that joke.

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