For some reason, this is my favorite line in the game. That, along with "No, *spoiler*, this time I break you!" My youngest nephews were having a go at the game, and when they got up to that part, there was a loud cheer in the room. Good times! What are your favorite moments/lines of dialogue?
Batman: Arkham Asylum
Game » consists of 28 releases. Released Aug 25, 2009
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Batman: Arkham Asylum puts you behind the cowl of the iconic Dark Knight, fighting his way through Arkham Asylum to stop the Joker from enacting a sinister plot that would have grave consequences for Gotham City.
"It's Spanish... for witch." /walks away
- I set a trap, and you sprang it gloriously!
- How did you solve that one!?! You're cheating, using the internet aren't you!
- He won't see me...
- Oh c'mon Bats... Too easy... Trapped in a big metal Box, above a deadly drop. What if cut the emergency breaks. Say goodbye... Just Kidding!
"It won't reach Gotham!"
The way he said... great line.
The won you mentioned was pretty good too.
And "I'll have fun eating your bones!" or something similar to that is great,
The interview where Zhaz recounts the interviewer's nightly rituals.
Also Croc saying "Tear your flesh like paper." That guy scared me.
"No! Not the formula! What am I going to do?" Joker's best line right there, the tone of sarcasm was simply priceless.
" "So tell me Bats, what are you scared of? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Not finding the commissioner in time? Me, in a thong? Hahahahaha" - The Joker. "I loved that one. It really set the Joker up as this hilarious maniac.
Some of the Riddler's were pretty good, too, like the "Are you using the internet?" one and the random "Hi diddle diddle!" when walking around.
Also Croc saying "Tear your flesh like paper." That guy scared me. "They hyped the fuck out of Killer Croc. The moments in Croc's lair were tense as hell.
It's the E. NIGMA shoooow! -The Riddler
Tick tock, feed the croc. -Killer Croc
I'm just sitting here in the Warden's office watching cartoons. If anyone would like to join me, feel free to drop by. But don't look up when you open the door! You'll ruin the surprise! -The Joker
I told you to go back to your cell. -Batman
I really enjoyed when Harley kidnaps the Warden, and after hitting him in the head you hear him call her a bitch. She says something like, "Uh uh uh... Mr. Warden said a bad word.... Mama spank!" and then we hear her just hit the shit out of him. Always makes me laugh.
Yeah I think that The Riddler has some great lines in the game. I can't remember the exact quote, but I'll post the YouTube video of the patient interview which is my personal favourite:" I liked it when Riddler accused me of using the internet I was like "Da fuck? how did you know" "
"Thats horrible! How can you even joke about that?"" @Bucketdeth said:
Yeah I think that The Riddler has some great lines in the game. I can't remember the exact quote, but I'll post the YouTube video of the patient interview which is my personal favourite:" I liked it when Riddler accused me of using the internet I was like "Da fuck? how did you know" "
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"Easily doctor, it's not my baby."
That line is hilariously morbid.
" @FlamingHobo said:Haha I remember listening to that, they sure did make the characters a few tones darker in the horror department, but it was an "lol" moment."Thats horrible! How can you even joke about that?" "Easily doctor, it's not my baby." That line is hilariously morbid. "" @Bucketdeth said:
Yeah I think that The Riddler has some great lines in the game. I can't remember the exact quote, but I'll post the YouTube video of the patient interview which is my personal favourite:" I liked it when Riddler accused me of using the internet I was like "Da fuck? how did you know" "
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Both from the same cutscene:
Joker: Having a little trouble up there?
Batman: Joker!
Joker: You were expecting maybe Two-Face?
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Joker: HAhahahhahhaha! If I see you trying to follow me he dies. Harley's looking forward to it. Maybe I'll film it and post it on the internet! Hehehhehe.
That made me laugh as well, there was some great writing behind this game." Both from the same cutscene:
Joker: Having a little trouble up there?
Batman: Joker!
Joker: You were expecting maybe Two-Face?
"I loved that line. I remember specifically looking at the GamesRadar Riddler Challenge guide seeing which puzzle I was going to solve next as he said that line to me. I got a good chuckle out of it."
- How did you solve that one!?! You're cheating, using the internet aren't you!
The line that the OP mentioned is said to Bane. If you know nothing of the Knightfall story arc, then you're clueless as to WHY that line is funny." I didn't know Ivan Drago was in the game. "
@h83r said:
" Honestly, when Batman said that, I was half expecting him to take out a pair of aviators from his utility belt a la David Caruso CSI Miami style. "If that would've happened, this would easily be the ONLY candidate for GOTY!
" @Bucketdeth said:
Yeah I think that The Riddler has some great lines in the game. I can't remember the exact quote, but I'll post the YouTube video of the patient interview which is my personal favourite:" I liked it when Riddler accused me of using the internet I was like "Da fuck? how did you know" "
"
*slight spoilers* Scarecrow's first interview tape when you realized the person doing the interview is Scarecrow.
Oh and "Use the center analog stick to dodge Joker's bullet" from the third Scarecrow sequence.
And just because I'm greedy, the one they mentioned in the Bombcast where Oracle asks Batman what if Joker succeeds, and Batman just says "He won't."
There are so many good moments in this game. The voice acting is amazing and Im really glad that they got the voice actors from the animated series. Also Mark Hamill is by far the best joker.
There were a lot of good lines in BAA, but my favorite was the one where he said Bane was the one who was gonna break. The car hitting was badass.
One taht hasn't been mentioned yet is Oracle telling Batman of Joker's extortion letter to Dr Young.
"A joke about a donkey, a picture of a dead baby"
I don't remember exactly what it said, but it was pretty hilars
" "No! Not the formula! What am I going to do?" Joker's best line right there, the tone of sarcasm was simply priceless. "Aha, I loved that one so much.
" @Bucketdeth said:Yeah I think that The Riddler has some great lines in the game. I can't remember the exact quote, but I'll post the YouTube video of the patient interview which is my personal favourite:" I liked it when Riddler accused me of using the internet I was like "Da fuck? how did you know" "
"
YES THAT WAS THE BEST 4 ME
Some of the best writing in the game is hidden in some of those patient interviews. The second Riddler interview is fantastic:
"My father hated me. Always called me a moron. I was determined to prove him wrong. So I entered a contest at school: a 20 dollar prize to this kid who could figure out an almost impossible logic puzzle. I won, of course."
"And that pleased your father?"
"Hardly. He was convinced I'd cheated. He kept yelling, 'You must have cheated! Admit it, you moron, you cheated!' But I swore I didn't. And he hit me for lying. "
"I'm sorry for hearing that, Edward."
"Don't be. He was right."
I got a good laugh out of Joker's "Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard." Unless you're a big fan of the Three Stooges (those are their real last names) you would never get that joke.
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