I'm 8.4 batmans.

Batman

After witnessing the cold-blooded murder of his parents, young Bruce Wayne swore to combat the evil that took their lives. Using his family's fortune, he travelled the world, training to physical and mental perfection. Once his training was complete, he returned to Gotham City as The Dark Knight, Batman.

I'm 8.4 batmans.

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#1 Posted by Allprox (529 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

So apparently, a batman is a unit of weight that was used in the Ottoman Empire. It is equivilent to about 10 kg which is around 22 pounds to those who deny the metric system exists. If ever I'm asked how much I weigh in future I will answer only in batmans. It removes any embarrassment people have about their weight and you find yourself talking about Batman. A win win.
So here's the question, How many batmans does Batman weigh?

#2 Posted by CowMuffins (1760 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

I'm not as many batmans as you.

#3 Edited by TheSeductiveMoose (3617 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

I'm 10 batmans. I wish they had a unit of volume and a unit of length also named batman.

#4 Posted by Scrawnto (1962 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

Darn, I'm only 5.9 batmans.

#5 Posted by Mysterion (157 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

I am 7.2 batmans, that sounds so awesome that I want to put on weight to get more batmans

#6 Edited by Mr_Skeleton (4941 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

Is batmanbatmanbatman equile to batman^3 (10^3=1000 kg)?

#7 Posted by Vager (1645 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

6.6 Batmans!

#8 Posted by Mysterion (157 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

@Mr_Skeleton:
Yes but only Russian Martian Batman can have that many batmans

#9 Posted by Faint (833 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

6 batmans

#10 Posted by Glak (613 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

I'm
batmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatman
(9)

#11 Posted by skrutop (3584 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

I'm batmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanba (9.3)

#12 Edited by Mr_Skeleton (4941 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

Sadly in the last fex days Ive been solving way too many math problems so I feel the need to correct this before more people make the mistake.
batmanbatman = (batman)^2 = (10)^2 = 100
2*batman = 2*10 = 20

Now im going to cry myself to sleep for doing this.

#13 Posted by DarkShaper (1148 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

I'm about 9.5 Batmans!

#14 Posted by Ineedaname (4319 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

I'm about 6.5 batmans.

#15 Posted by Drakhir (410 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

Around 6,1 batmans. Yeaaaah.

#16 Posted by Daveyo520 (6548 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

Batman is also a city there.

#17 Posted by Red12b (8819 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

haha this is fuckin awesome

#18 Posted by Ramyun (663 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

I'm about 7.5 Batmans.

#19 Posted by Vitor (2662 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

@Allprox: I love this thread - thank you so much

#20 Posted by KME93 (206 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

IM 6 BATEMANS.... BATMANS!

#21 Edited by Pop (2265 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

I'm 7 batmans! You should say it like this, how much do you weigh? A:batmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatman

edit: what about height? I'm 1.85m that's 6 feet so..... supermans

#22 Posted by CaptainObvious (2944 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

Ottoman Empire is awesome.

#23 Posted by Ghostiet (4761 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

7,77 batmans. Holy fuck, I'm God-like.

#24 Posted by zudthespud (3205 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

6.7 batmans here

#25 Posted by luce (4045 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

I'm BatmanBatmanBatmanBatmanBatmanBatman

#26 Posted by AlfredCapone (157 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

about 9 batmans

#27 Posted by Demyx (3227 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

About 6.5 batmans.

#28 Posted by JJWeatherman (13876 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

@CaptainObvious said:

" Ottoman Empire is awesome. "

Thank you, Captain Obvious! xD

Oh and apparently Singapore is way more awesome. The way they name their kids is anyways:

#29 Posted by OmegaPirate (5443 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

5.7 Batmans :(

#30 Posted by Hockeymask27 (3451 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

I'm 9 times the Batman.

#31 Posted by JJWeatherman (13876 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

I'm also 8.4 Batmans.

Creepy.

#32 Posted by Hot_Karl (3309 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

Thanks to all the burgers and beer I consumed in England, I'm 10 batmans. I used to be 8 :/

I'll get back to my old weight sometime soon. Not too soon, but in a couple months or so.

#33 Posted by Apathylad (3049 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

What's the shorthand version of a 1000 batmans?

1000 Batmans = 1 Goddamn Batman?

#34 Posted by RTSlord (1161 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

Im a little less than 8 batmans!

#35 Edited by JJWeatherman (13876 posts) - 2 years, 9 months ago

I think I figured out how this happened: In the Ottoman Empire the word weight means awesome. Therefore, Batmans are not a measurement of weight, but awesomeness.