I'm 8.4 batmans.

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#1 Posted by Allprox (554 posts) -

So apparently, a batman is a unit of weight that was used in the Ottoman Empire. It is equivilent to about 10 kg which is around 22 pounds to those who deny the metric system exists. If ever I'm asked how much I weigh in future I will answer only in batmans. It removes any  embarrassment people have about their weight and you find yourself talking about Batman. A win win.
So here's the question, How many batmans does Batman weigh?

#2 Posted by CowMuffins (1760 posts) -

I'm not as many batmans as you.

#3 Edited by TheSeductiveMoose (3625 posts) -

I'm 10 batmans. I wish they had a unit of volume and a unit of length also named batman.

#4 Posted by Scrawnto (2462 posts) -

Darn, I'm only 5.9 batmans.

#5 Posted by Mysterion (159 posts) -

I am 7.2 batmans, that sounds so awesome that I want to put on weight to get more batmans
#6 Edited by Mr_Skeleton (5152 posts) -

Is batmanbatmanbatman equile to batman^3 (10^3=1000 kg)?

#7 Posted by Vager (1654 posts) -

6.6 Batmans!

#8 Posted by Mysterion (159 posts) -
@Mr_Skeleton:
Yes but only Russian Martian Batman can have that many batmans
#9 Posted by Faint (833 posts) -

6 batmans

#10 Posted by Glak (613 posts) -

I'm
batmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatman
(9)

#11 Posted by skrutop (3615 posts) -

I'm batmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanba (9.3)

#12 Edited by Mr_Skeleton (5152 posts) -

Sadly in the last fex days Ive been solving way too many math problems so I feel the need to correct this before more people make the mistake.
batmanbatman = (batman)^2 = (10)^2 = 100
2*batman = 2*10 = 20

Now im going to cry myself to sleep for doing this.

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#15 Posted by Drakhir (410 posts) -

Around 6,1 batmans. Yeaaaah.

#16 Posted by Daveyo520 (6930 posts) -

Batman is also a city there.

#17 Posted by Red12b (9085 posts) -

haha this is fuckin awesome

#18 Posted by Ramyun (664 posts) -

#19 Posted by Vitor (2829 posts) -
@Allprox: I love this thread - thank you so much
#20 Posted by KME93 (206 posts) -

IM 6 BATEMANS.... BATMANS!

#21 Edited by Pop (2648 posts) -

I'm 7 batmans! You should say it like this, how much do you weigh? A:batmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatman

edit: what about height? I'm 1.85m that's 6 feet so..... supermans

#22 Posted by CaptainObvious (3000 posts) -

Ottoman Empire is awesome.

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#23 Posted by Ghostiet (5289 posts) -

7,77 batmans. Holy fuck, I'm God-like.

#24 Posted by zudthespud (3283 posts) -

6.7 batmans here

#25 Posted by luce (4045 posts) -

I'm BatmanBatmanBatmanBatmanBatmanBatman

#26 Posted by AlfredCapone (164 posts) -

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#28 Posted by JJWeatherman (14564 posts) -
@CaptainObvious said:
" Ottoman Empire is awesome. "
Thank you, Captain Obvious!  xD

Oh and apparently Singapore is way more awesome. The way they name their kids is anyways:

#29 Posted by OmegaPirate (5522 posts) -

5.7 Batmans :(

#30 Posted by Hockeymask27 (3683 posts) -

I'm 9 times the Batman.

#31 Posted by JJWeatherman (14564 posts) -

I'm also 8.4 Batmans.

Creepy.

#32 Posted by Hot_Karl (3309 posts) -

Thanks to all the burgers and beer I consumed in England, I'm 10 batmans. I used to be 8 :/

I'll get back to my old weight sometime soon. Not too soon, but in a couple months or so.

#33 Posted by Apathylad (3067 posts) -

What's the shorthand version of a 1000 batmans?

1000 Batmans = 1 Goddamn Batman?

#34 Posted by RTSlord (1201 posts) -

Im a little less than 8 batmans!

#35 Edited by JJWeatherman (14564 posts) -

I think I figured out how this happened: In the Ottoman Empire the word weight means awesome. Therefore, Batmans are not a measurement of weight, but awesomeness.

#36 Posted by Spike94 (735 posts) -

Batman is an infinite amount of batmans. But me? Hmmm...Roughly 6.8! Thanks for sharing this info. OP, it's just...so darn amazing.
#37 Posted by Hamst3r (4557 posts) -

8.3 Batmans. :O

That's a lot of Batman, man.

#38 Posted by ShadowKing7 (753 posts) -

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#40 Posted by mm665 (407 posts) -

Last time i checked i was 8.5 Batmans.

#41 Posted by Herocide (443 posts) -

9 batmans. :|

#42 Posted by MooseyMcMan (11454 posts) -

I think I'm around 9-ish batmans, but I haven't weighed myself in years.

#43 Posted by Dtat (1627 posts) -

9.6 batmans

#44 Posted by mrfizzy (1550 posts) -

cool, im 8.8 batmans... that is never going to get old.

#45 Posted by Blair (2525 posts) -

I'm six batmans.

#46 Edited by SlightConfuse (3963 posts) -

im 7 batmans

#47 Posted by FunExplosions (5407 posts) -

6.1 batmans.

#48 Posted by Skytylz (4037 posts) -

Almost 8 Batmen!!!!

#49 Posted by FLStyle (4842 posts) -

I'm 6.6 batmans and proud of it.

#50 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

6.454545454545455 Batmans.

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