I'm Batman, ask me anything!

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#1 Posted by Batman (1016 posts) -

Pow!

#2 Posted by Fr0Br0 (3092 posts) -

Lol. You seriously have the best name here.

#3 Posted by Kevin (369 posts) -

Why did you find the need to gruff up your voice in The Dark Knight?

#4 Posted by voi666 (25 posts) -

how do you pee with your suit on?

#5 Posted by Soap (3592 posts) -

Why no nipples on the latest suits? Did it make you insecure?

#6 Posted by DaWhiteAsian (230 posts) -

your name sucks

#7 Posted by Joker (675 posts) -

Why So Serious?

#8 Posted by destynnova (6 posts) -

Are you  a scientist?

#9 Posted by Fr0Br0 (3092 posts) -

I know the secret identity of you. Unless you pay me 10 million dollars every year for the rest of my life, I'll tell the whole world.

#10 Posted by Riddler (1528 posts) -

Why are you AFRAID of ME?? THE RIDDLER.

is it because im smarter thanyou? or better looking?

#11 Posted by Termite (2398 posts) -

What do you REALLY do with robin huh?

#12 Edited by Batman (1016 posts) -

So many questions....

Kevin:  The ladies dig it, Kevin.
Voi666:  I just let it go, it cools me off in the summer and it warms me up in the winter.
Soap:  Nipples are for women, Soap.  Batman is not a woman.
DaWhiteAsian:  And so do you.
Joker:  Because its hard for smile with this damn mask on.
destynnova:  No, what makes you ask?
Fr0br0:  Its not about who I am underneath, its what I do that defines me.
Riddler: I am not afraid of you, I've foiled your evil plans twice in the past two days.  And you have an elephant for a goat.
Termite: Take him out to Chili's and then we spend a cozy night in the Batcave.  An average Friday.


#13 Posted by nat (217 posts) -

Hey batman


Anything
#14 Posted by Batman (1016 posts) -
nat said:
"Hey batman

Anything
"
Invalid question.
#15 Posted by potatomash3r (126 posts) -

Briefs or boxers

#16 Posted by Batman (1016 posts) -
potatomash3r said:
"Briefs or boxers"
Spandex. 
#17 Posted by tariqari (431 posts) -

How many fingers am I holding up?

#18 Posted by optimusprime223 (399 posts) -

who do you think has been the hotest catwomen?

#19 Posted by epic_pets (1339 posts) -

This thread is awesome
Who do you hate more penguin or joker?

#20 Posted by OldManLollipop (306 posts) -

Hey Batman, why don't you have mod powers?

I mean, being Batman and all....

#21 Posted by kidzombie (98 posts) -

Hey Batman, my question is do you like the Wu-Tang Clan?

#22 Posted by Jammy411 (67 posts) -

do you sometimes forget you dont have super powers?

man, that could lead to some arkward situations.

#23 Posted by RelentlessKnight (963 posts) -
Batman said:
"So many questions....

Kevin:  The ladies dig it, Kevin.
Voi666:  I just let it go, it cools me off in the summer and it warms me up in the winter.
Soap:  Nipples are for women, Soap.  Batman is not a woman.
DaWhiteAsian:  And so do you.
Joker:  Because its hard for smile with this damn mask on.
destynnova:  No, what makes you ask?
Fr0br0:  Its not about who I am underneath, its what I do that defines me.
Riddler: I am not afraid of you, I've foiled your evil plans twice in the past two days.  And you have an elephant for a goat.
Termite: Take him out to Chili's and then we spend a cozy night in the Batcave.  An average Friday.


"


Is the bat ass still there?

What happen to your smirk, you know, the Keaton one

Sure, "cozy night" in the Batcave? We believe you....cough*Batman & Robin* cough

#24 Posted by herviross_2 (91 posts) -
Joker said:
"Why So Serious?
"
LOL I was going to ask the same thing!
#25 Posted by Rowr (5671 posts) -
herviross_2 said:
"Joker said:
"Why So Serious?
"
LOL I was going to ask the same thing!
"
yeh but its better if he asks it because he is in fact the joker.
Online
#26 Posted by calf_exercises (858 posts) -

If you fought with Chuck Noris who would win?

#27 Posted by TwoLines (2811 posts) -

Holy smokes Batman ! Did you knew they are making movies about you ?!

#28 Posted by ROWD (129 posts) -

Are you really Batman?

#29 Posted by SSbabel (1141 posts) -

Is Robin gay?.

#30 Posted by McPlated (132 posts) -

When I grow up I want to be you.

What is the best way to do this?

#31 Posted by Batman (1016 posts) -
calf_exercises said:
"If you fought with Chuck Noris who would win?"
That's a toughie.  And a question that I do not intend on finding the answer to.

TwoLines said:
"Holy smokes Batman ! Did you knew they are making movies about you ?!
"
No, I was unaware of this.  They must not have hyped them enough.

ROWD said:
"Are you really Batman?
"
Yeah, what kind of dumb question is that?

SSbabel said:
"Is Robin gay?."
It is my suspicion...

McPlated said:
"When I grow up I want to be you.

What is the best way to do this?
"
Buy my new book, Batman:  A 10 Step How-To Program








#32 Posted by kidzombie (98 posts) -

Do you like the Wu-Tang Clan?

#33 Posted by ReapersPuppy (468 posts) -

are u my dad? =)

#34 Posted by Mowgers (380 posts) -

What's your finisher in MKvsDC?

And... can I take the Batmobile out for a spin? Any one of them really, but a real retro fifties one would rule the hardest.

#35 Posted by HazBazz (1901 posts) -

If I try to fail, and succeed, what have I done?

#36 Posted by V_Ben (108 posts) -

What does "Henshin" mean?

#37 Posted by Origina1Penguin (3501 posts) -

Are you glad that Joel Schumacher is no longer directing your movies?

#38 Posted by Jecrell (241 posts) -
McPlated said:
"When I grow up I want to be you.

What is the best way to do this?
"
By never growing up.
#39 Edited by Fax (534 posts) -

When will you take off you're little mask and show us all who you really are?

#40 Posted by cakeorrdeath_ (67 posts) -
#41 Posted by Shawn (3825 posts) -
cakeorrdeath_ said:
"

Can you Fly?
no.
Whose youre enemy in these boards?
Robin
How many times did you touch robin?
Twice
Would you bang Batgirl or Catwomen?

Both, same time."
I saved batman the trouble :)
#42 Posted by banksrob (1126 posts) -

will there be another batman?

#43 Posted by lordofultima (6249 posts) -

What do you have against hockey pants?

#44 Posted by Pezjulo (224 posts) -
Joker said:
"Why So Serious?
"
LOL
#45 Posted by Clean (2356 posts) -

where's your man cave

#46 Posted by Pezjulo (224 posts) -

I saw this question somewhere else but I wanna know what Batman has to say about it:

What is the circumference of a moose?

#47 Posted by Fax (534 posts) -
banksrob said:
"will there be another batman?"

Batman Beyond.
#48 Posted by Kramer (20 posts) -
#49 Posted by Fr0Br0 (3092 posts) -
Fax said:
"banksrob said:
"will there be another batman?"

Batman Beyond."
Doubt that. Both Nolan and Bale have said they don't want a Robin character. And the Batman in BB is almost exactly like a Robin character.
#50 Posted by brukaoru (5079 posts) -

What's it like working with Kevin Pereira?

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