The Controller: Battlefield 3 - Episode 1 "Boot Camp"

#1 Posted by ze_ro (182 posts) -

I just saw this and ... umm I'm not really sure how to describe what I'm going thru emotionally right now. I'd like to hear some of your thoughts, my biggest question is... why must this exist ? why now just before the game is released, it makes me think that by buying Battlefield 3, I'm part of the problem, making this kind of a horrible nightmare possible.

Before watching, think about these words really carefully: once seen, you CAN NOT UNSEE.

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#2 Posted by emergency (1206 posts) -

So bad...I recommend all duders to avoid unless severly drunk.

#3 Posted by Gruff182 (956 posts) -

Why... ?

GT has some stupid shit like this too, with sports dudes or something.

#4 Posted by AhmadMetallic (19303 posts) -
@emergency said:

So bad...I recommend all duders to avoid unless severly drunk.

thank you
#5 Posted by Zatoichi_Sanjuro (954 posts) -
#6 Posted by DocHaus (1640 posts) -

Please tell me this was a parody because if not oh god why.

#7 Posted by mfpantst (2651 posts) -

3:20. Had to stop. The Stupidity.

#8 Posted by Mikemcn (7446 posts) -

I don't want to watch Live Action Videogame anything.

#9 Posted by wafflez (543 posts) -

This would have been so much better if Jeff were hosting!

Seriously though.. stay the fuck away.

#10 Posted by awe_stuck (820 posts) -

LOL Its not bad... ?

#11 Posted by Chtasm (469 posts) -

I lost it after "3 G's."

#12 Edited by ShiftyMagician (2163 posts) -

The 20 seconds after 3:00 mark is when I see some mad shark jumping. God awful is what it is.

#13 Posted by scarace360 (4813 posts) -

Omg my brain is dying and they couldnt even get anyone from GSL.

#14 Posted by SpartanAmbrose (842 posts) -

Bahahahahaha. What the fuck?!

#15 Posted by Masha2932 (1331 posts) -

Meh, it was just meh. How come all the girls who come on these shows are there to prove that girls can game. Of course girls can play games.

#16 Posted by tekmojo (2362 posts) -

Yea steer clear this show makes 0 sense and the fact they got real world people is...well just a fraction of the cauldron of shittyness that is this show.

#17 Posted by white_sox (225 posts) -

I didn't think it was serious. Honestly, they have lost all direction...I don't even think they know what they want.

#19 Edited by selbie (2094 posts) -

What that chick said at 0:22. Also 0:17 and 0:19 would add to a great mashup.

#20 Posted by PillClinton (3352 posts) -

Ok, when that host dude just got straight-up shot while he was shillin' AMD crap, I laughed. Everything else is pretty gross, though.

#21 Edited by MaFoLu (1871 posts) -

If only they didn't take it so seriously... 

#22 Posted by Seppli (11233 posts) -

I knew this was coming for awhile now. Still wasn't prepared for how horrible I felt watching it yesterday. Why not just spend that money on a Superbowl ad or something?

#23 Posted by familyphotoshoot (703 posts) -

MW3's "Buy soda for XP multipliers" seems downright classy compared to this.

#24 Posted by TobbRobb (5112 posts) -



#25 Posted by CaptainObvious (2990 posts) -


#26 Posted by Bollard (6407 posts) -
I am not a gamer. I have a life, and I enjoy it.

What a lineeeee.

#27 Edited by Branthog (5717 posts) -

Amazing! Both Johnny Mosely and FreddieW!

Who in the hell are Johnny Mosely and FreddieW?!

Also, token "I'm totally a gamer. Like, uh... pacman is cool and stuff" girl.

Also, "I'm a hairstylist, but I'm straight". . . . Uh-huh.

#28 Posted by kermoosh (919 posts) -

omg i should have listened, 'professional gamers', f them

#29 Posted by Branthog (5717 posts) -

I wish I had a noob. I would feed him and love him and cuddle with him and call him Mr. FuzzyBuckles and we'd be together forever and ever and ever and ever.

#30 Posted by Dyslexicon (15 posts) -

@ the 2:22 mark I had to stop it. When that dude talked about continuing his unemployment to work on his abs I got sick. When the show began with that irritating standard format for reality based competitive television programs, I got sickened as well. This whole thing is a steaming piece of shit and all those pro gamers are tools. Especially Tsquared, who is full of himself, and irritating to listen to. Fuck this piece of trash.

#31 Posted by themangalist (1853 posts) -

@Branthog said:

I wish I had a noob. I would feed him and love him and cuddle with him and call him Mr. FuzzyBuckles and we'd be together forever and ever and ever and ever.


#32 Posted by Cloudenvy (5874 posts) -

I couldn't stomach more than about 2 minutes of it. : (

#33 Posted by Jimbo (10216 posts) -

Fucking hell.  I nearly had to take my shirt off watching that.

#34 Posted by big_jon (6154 posts) -

End your lives!

#35 Posted by Moncole (666 posts) -

If I was there I would yell Leeroy Jenkens

#36 Edited by 137 (487 posts) -

LOL "eez all aboud de tree geez, girls, green, and jeem." it's a super shitty knock off of sony's "the tester" which the first season was actually pretty good, I wasn't too fond on watching the second season at all. 1 was good enough.

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