A Battlefield 2 Figher Jet Stunt Montage and How it Still Blows The Mind...
DICE's global CM Zhint0 was so kind to twit the following BF2 Jet Stunt Movie. Damn that's inspiring! I never was a good or even great pilot in BF2. I vow to become a great jet fighter pilot in BF3. Just look at that shit. That's like Top Gun's Maverick taking an upperdecker on Ace Combat drizzling its cum on a battallion of John Rambo's offspring with a Warthogs Vulcan Cannon while the earth splits open her vag to welcome the rich offering of shit and seed and corpses while entire cities crumble on her deflowered broken shell. For it is the most awesome disturbing picture I can describe right now. Bow your head and tremble. I have arrived. The Battlefield Fighter Pilot. You too shall vow your alligiance now! Cradle the ambition of flying like an ace, so you'll stubbornly succeed in this endeavor of lighting the fire of the god of war and death from above in your soul when the day of war finally comes. To smite them all with impunity and going flawless forever soaring through the skies!
Just watch the damn thing!
Battlefield 3! Fuck yeah!
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