Thy name is Battlefield 4

#1 Posted by Funkydupe (3062 posts) - 11 months, 15 hours ago

Not 3.

Not 1.

Not 2.

Not 5.

4.

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.

Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.

Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.

Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

Five, is right out.

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Battlefield 4.

#2 Posted by TheHumanDove (2016 posts) - 11 months, 15 hours ago

Huh. So we've established it's the 4th. That's good

#3 Edited by Vinny_Says (5242 posts) - 11 months, 15 hours ago

Here's the twist: Every gametype is now 4 on 4 only.

#4 Posted by zyn (2591 posts) - 11 months, 15 hours ago

How about "The Battlefield"?

#5 Posted by MaxxS (166 posts) - 11 months, 14 hours ago

Battlefield 4: Episode 1

#6 Posted by ChillyUK7 (273 posts) - 11 months, 11 hours ago

Battlefield 2143...

Bit of a stretch I know but I want to believe :)

#7 Posted by Sackmanjones (4193 posts) - 11 months, 11 hours ago

How about this.... BattlefieldS

Eh? See now there are multiple fields where battles take place

#8 Posted by MariachiMacabre (5611 posts) - 11 months, 11 hours ago

@Sackmanjones said:

How about this.... BattlefieldS

Eh? See now there are multiple fields where battles take place

No that's the next one. Battlefield5. the 5 is an S and it's pronounced Battlefields. The kids these days love t3h 1337 5p34K

#9 Edited by Seppli (7869 posts) - 11 months, 9 hours ago

This time - in Smell-O-Vision - because seeing and hearing is overrated. Case and point - Battlefield 3.

#10 Posted by Chrjz (241 posts) - 11 months, 9 hours ago

@Seppli

This time - in Smell-O-Vision - because seeing and hearing is overrated. Case and point - Battlefield 3.

The unfortunate truth.

#11 Posted by Robo (677 posts) - 11 months, 5 hours ago

B4TTLEFIELD

You're welcome.

#12 Posted by random07 (8 posts) - 11 months, 5 hours ago

You'll have to flush out 4 times more cash thanks to dlc.

EA is just incorrigibly now.

#13 Posted by TheHT (8423 posts) - 11 months, 4 hours ago

@Robo said:

B4TTLEFIELD
You're welcome.

Don't know why, but I immediately want to pronounce that as "Brattlefield".

#14 Posted by Eviternal (126 posts) - 11 months, 2 hours ago

Surely it's Battlefield Goes Forth.

@Funkydupe: Cinema gold.

#15 Posted by DBagalot (159 posts) - 11 months, 2 hours ago

This is great. I love you guys.

#16 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8671 posts) - 11 months, 2 hours ago

Only way I'm buying it is if we can fight the rabbit or the black beast of Arrrrrggghhh.

#17 Posted by _Zombie_ (1291 posts) - 11 months, 1 hour ago

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

Only way I'm buying it is if we can fight the rabbit or the black beast of Arrrrrggghhh.

No Black Knight, no deal.

#18 Posted by Sogeman (818 posts) - 10 months, 30 days ago

They should have made another Bad Company instead. Then I would have thought about getting it. But I'm done after BF3 (not because I hated it, well I hated the SP), just burned out on FPS in general.