Thy name is Battlefield 4

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#1 Posted by Funkydupe (3584 posts) -

Not 3.

Not 1.

Not 2.

Not 5.

4.

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.

Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.

Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.

Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

Five, is right out.

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Battlefield 4.

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#2 Posted by TheHumanDove (2520 posts) -

Huh. So we've established it's the 4th. That's good

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#3 Edited by Vinny_Says (5912 posts) -

Here's the twist: Every gametype is now 4 on 4 only.

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#4 Posted by zyn (2765 posts) -

How about "The Battlefield"?

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#5 Posted by MaxxS (208 posts) -

Battlefield 4: Episode 1

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#6 Posted by ChillyUK7 (305 posts) -

Battlefield 2143...

Bit of a stretch I know but I want to believe :)

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#7 Posted by Sackmanjones (5337 posts) -

How about this.... BattlefieldS

Eh? See now there are multiple fields where battles take place

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#8 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7097 posts) -

@Sackmanjones said:

How about this.... BattlefieldS

Eh? See now there are multiple fields where battles take place

No that's the next one. Battlefield5. the 5 is an S and it's pronounced Battlefields. The kids these days love t3h 1337 5p34K

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#9 Edited by Seppli (11232 posts) -

This time - in Smell-O-Vision - because seeing and hearing is overrated. Case and point - Battlefield 3.

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#10 Posted by Chrjz (420 posts) -
@Seppli
This time - in Smell-O-Vision - because seeing and hearing is overrated. Case and point - Battlefield 3.
The unfortunate truth.
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#11 Posted by Robo (881 posts) -

B4TTLEFIELD

You're welcome.

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#12 Posted by random07 (11 posts) -

You'll have to flush out 4 times more cash thanks to dlc.

EA is just incorrigibly now.

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#13 Posted by TheHT (13945 posts) -

@Robo said:

B4TTLEFIELD

You're welcome.

Don't know why, but I immediately want to pronounce that as "Brattlefield".

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#14 Posted by Eviternal (199 posts) -

Surely it's Battlefield Goes Forth.

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#15 Posted by DBagalot (159 posts) -

This is great. I love you guys.

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#16 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8734 posts) -

Only way I'm buying it is if we can fight the rabbit or the black beast of Arrrrrggghhh.

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#17 Posted by _Zombie_ (1475 posts) -

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

Only way I'm buying it is if we can fight the rabbit or the black beast of Arrrrrggghhh.

No Black Knight, no deal.

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#18 Posted by Sogeman (966 posts) -

They should have made another Bad Company instead. Then I would have thought about getting it. But I'm done after BF3 (not because I hated it, well I hated the SP), just burned out on FPS in general.

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#19 Posted by DonutFever (4010 posts) -

You can play as a rabbit in this one.

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#20 Posted by Arker101 (1484 posts) -

Our shrubbery is Oscar Mike.

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#21 Posted by BrainSonata (108 posts) -

I too am hoping for a Battlefield 2142 sequel.

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#22 Posted by NewfieBullet (121 posts) -

Maybe It'll be 4th person!!

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#23 Posted by TooWalrus (13382 posts) -

You know, Monty Python had a lot of great comedy in that movie, but the holy hand grenade was pretty shitty. Also, nights who say "ni". Garbage.

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#24 Posted by bemusedchunk (864 posts) -

Why didn't they name it BATTLEFOURTH?

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#25 Posted by Mike (17021 posts) -

Well that was a fantastic read, sir.

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