Worst soldier quotes you have heard

#1 Posted by sodiumCyclops (2644 posts) -

I would say 'Let the bodies hit the floor' is probably the worst I have heard. 
 
Although some are pretty funny.

#2 Posted by Jayross (2365 posts) -

EAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
 
PAYBACK, ASSHOLE!
 
We just canceled the god-damn invasion!
 
Shit, need some ammo over here!

#3 Posted by Cube (4366 posts) -

Honestly, the gratuitous use of the word shit is FUCKING ANNOYING.
 
OH SHIT THEY PLANTED LETS DEFUSE THAT SHIT
 
YEAH WE GOT THAT SHIT 
 
STFU

#4 Posted by DAFTPUNK (1213 posts) -

there shooting at us!!
 
oh really?

#5 Posted by pause422 (6218 posts) -

let the bodies hit the floor is the only one that annoys me. In the first there were far more.

#6 Edited by masterherocard (419 posts) -

 
"You call that breaking my spine? You wouldn't know how to break a spine if you OH MY SPINE"
Oh wait, wrong game, and I thought you said best. 
Sorry.

#7 Posted by darkgoth678 (295 posts) -

lol my moment of "wow the voice-overs are kind of retarded" was a couple of minutes ago 
 
"Shit, we've got infantry coming our way" 
 
no way, I never expected that...

#8 Posted by Meteora (5787 posts) -

"Shit, they've got a tank!"
 
Especially retarded when you hit the marker after the tank has been blowing shit up for a few seconds/minutes.

#9 Posted by sodiumCyclops (2644 posts) -

Some are actually pretty good, but most of the time they are just pointing out the obvious.
 
I love when they constantly yell 'oh man they got a Tank! lets get some AT guys up here!'
 
Meanwhile, EVERYONE is a sniper

#10 Posted by mano521 (1231 posts) -

IM ON YOUR TEAM YOU DUMB FUCK

#11 Edited by MrKlorox (11209 posts) -

The "Let the bodies hit the floor" is the worst written one, but almost only of the ones including a curse word were simply mis-delivered with the inflection on the curse itself. I blame the Scandinavian voice director for not understanding how curse words naturally sound in American English.
 
I wouldn't mind all the cursing, as long as it sounded natural and realistic. Sadly there doesn't seem to be a single case of this from what I've heard.
 
@darkgoth678 said:

" lol my moment of "wow the voice-overs are kind of retarded" was a couple of minutes ago  "Shit, we've got infantry coming our way"  no way, I never expected that... "
It's even worse in hardcore mode since they don't even get lit up. Yet you still get the spot bonus.
#12 Posted by immike (714 posts) -

All of it is pretty bad lol. It usually makes me laugh for a bit, which is probably not the intended effect.

#13 Posted by big_jon (5775 posts) -
@masterherocard:
lol
#14 Posted by Potter9156 (943 posts) -

"Objective bravo is getting owned" or "Objective bravo is getting nailed". 
 
 
Quality writing.

#15 Edited by Turducken (21 posts) -
@sodiumCyclops said:

" I would say 'Let the bodies hit the floor' is probably the worst I have heard.  Although some are pretty funny. "

Seeing as how 'Let the bodies hit the floor' is actually from a song by Drowning Pool, entitled "Bodies" no less, that isn't a soldier quote.....  In fact, most of these aren't something I have ever heard a actual military member even come close to saying, and I grew up as a military brat and am in ROTC right now......  Just goes to the ridiculous false reality of games these days.  Anyone who tells me they want a "realistic" game has no idea what they are talking about.
#16 Edited by NateR (29 posts) -

There was one that went something like "hey grease monkey, get over here, my tank is FUCKed" or some shit like that.
I just thought that "grease monkey" and then a strongly emphasized "FUCK" in the same sentence was hilarious. This was in the PS3 beta btw, cuz I haven't heard it in the demo....

#17 Posted by Ryax (4630 posts) -

TANGO SUCKA!!! 
 
....oh wait...

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