100+ Things You Have Learned Playing Bayonetta

#1 Posted by metalsnakezero (2295 posts) -

It's that time again for everything we learned from the game Bayonetta. Try not to give out any spoilers and have fun.
 
1. Having guns on your feet is very useful.

#2 Edited by Scheds (464 posts) -

2. All of life's problems can be solved by dodging them (preferably at the last possible moment).

#3 Posted by MythDarK (547 posts) -

3. Hair can be used in more advanced ways than just changing it's colour or style.

#4 Posted by Vanek (383 posts) -

4.  Screen tearing can ruin a game for me.

#5 Posted by ki11tank (682 posts) -

5. I don't like it.

#6 Posted by roylink (131 posts) -

6. I like a nice ass.

#7 Posted by Heartbreak (288 posts) -

7. It's way too Japanese, but don't judge a book by its cover.

#8 Edited by shulinchung (180 posts) -

8. Time slows down after you dodge an imcoming attack, not before. Hollywood movies teach us wrong. 
9. You are invincible when you are torturing some one. 
10. Bi...... I mean witches are hairy.  So hairy that they don't need clothe, just like a bitch.
#9 Posted by metalsnakezero (2295 posts) -

11. Snakes can be used as whips.

#10 Posted by OmegaPirate (5522 posts) -

12. Angles deserver a good spanking 
 
13. Fly me to the moon aint to shabby j-popified

#11 Posted by _Phara0h_ (889 posts) -

14. Missing medals are challenge levels hidden in the chapters.
 
15. the camera is a bit slow to control....

#12 Posted by hakunin (392 posts) -
@THAfara0: 16. The speed of the camera can be adjusted in the options menu ;)
#13 Posted by Daryl (1781 posts) -

17. People are weird. 

#14 Posted by _Phara0h_ (889 posts) -
@hakunin: thank you
 
@Daryl: You mean Japanese people are weird?
#15 Posted by Daryl (1781 posts) -
@THAfara0: No.
#16 Posted by Linkyshinks (9880 posts) -

18. Torture is fun.

#17 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6320 posts) -

19. DAT ASS!

#18 Posted by Stephen_Von_Cloud (1530 posts) -

20.  Bitch has a dragon in her hair.  Someone get her a brush.

#19 Posted by dbz1995 (4790 posts) -

20. People hate the PS3

#20 Posted by Daryl (1781 posts) -

22. Don't play Bayonetta. 

#21 Posted by amir90 (2156 posts) -

23. When blowing into a gold instrument, the result will end in hurting you badly.

#22 Posted by Linkyshinks (9880 posts) -

24.Minge demon

#23 Posted by IanYarborough (152 posts) -

To not fuck with a stripper; you might just get a forty foot long high-heel made of hair up yer backside. You may not like that.

#24 Edited by metalsnakezero (2295 posts) -

26. You must dance to tell who is the real Bayonetta and not Joy.

#25 Posted by _Phara0h_ (889 posts) -
@Daryl: So your in this camp or didn't you play it at all?  
 
27. Not for sourpusses that can't look past cultural creative differences and are to young to understand the cultural commentary and references in the game.
#26 Posted by Daryl (1781 posts) -
@THAfara0: Nice article.
#27 Posted by GunnBjorn (2911 posts) -

28. That i still struggle to subdue my adolescent urges.    
#28 Edited by Dungeonbuster (27 posts) -

29. Ice skating can be both a fun diversion and a deadly attack style
30. The angry spirit of a Vietnam vet can be used to blow away angels

#29 Posted by funkyblam (40 posts) -

31. hot nuns are actually super hot witches disguised as nuns

#30 Posted by Cirdain (3089 posts) -

32. Fuuuuuuuuuck yes oh c'mon yeah yeah oh yes like  that ooh fuck

Online
#31 Posted by Linkyshinks (9880 posts) -

33.   Mummy is a witch, and witches protect people and are very strong

#32 Posted by mordukai (7150 posts) -

34. Japanese games still suffer from bad english dialogues and VO. 
35. The 360 controller is not suited for action adventure games. 

#33 Posted by super_machine (1930 posts) -

36. A quick time event will only appear when you take your hand away to scratch your head because shit you just played is that crazy. 
37. In Vigrid, trees spin when you look at them while turning.

#34 Posted by PillClinton (3291 posts) -

38.  Japanese humor never ceases to amuse me.

#35 Posted by buzz_clik (6975 posts) -

39. Brenda Lee does a great version of "Fly Me to the Moon"

Moderator
#36 Posted by Alphiehyr (1083 posts) -

40. The tight latex suit doesn't look good on everyone. Even with a perfect body - the glasses and that mole just kills it.

#37 Posted by Kokoro (156 posts) -

41. Witches aren't always evil.

#38 Posted by Tuggah (1072 posts) -

42. Putting a hot lady as your main character actually works.

#39 Posted by floodiastus (1262 posts) -

23. Japanese people are crazy

#40 Posted by sails (2 posts) -
@floodiastus said:
" 23. Japanese people are crazy "
i am with you on that, also
 
43. No matter what the game or the anime-manga, none of the characters that japanese create resemble themselves, even the slightest bit.
#41 Edited by TheSilentTruth (1115 posts) -

44. You don't need cardboard to breakdance.

#42 Posted by Catolf (2653 posts) -
@Daryl:  Why?
 
23. When all else fails dress as a nun and whoop ass

This edit will also create new pages on Giant Bomb for:

Beware, you are proposing to add brand new pages to the wiki along with your edits. Make sure this is what you intended. This will likely increase the time it takes for your changes to go live.

Comment and Save

Until you earn 1000 points all your submissions need to be vetted by other Giant Bomb users. This process takes no more than a few hours and we'll send you an email once approved.