100+ Things You Have Learned Playing Bayonetta

#1 Posted by metalsnakezero (2586 posts) -

It's that time again for everything we learned from the game Bayonetta. Try not to give out any spoilers and have fun.
1. Having guns on your feet is very useful.

#2 Edited by dogbox (539 posts) -

2. All of life's problems can be solved by dodging them (preferably at the last possible moment).

#3 Posted by MythDarK (582 posts) -

3. Hair can be used in more advanced ways than just changing it's colour or style.

#4 Posted by Vanek (409 posts) -

4.  Screen tearing can ruin a game for me.

#5 Posted by ki11tank (734 posts) -

5. I don't like it.

#6 Posted by roylink (135 posts) -

6. I like a nice ass.

#7 Posted by Heartbreak (294 posts) -

7. It's way too Japanese, but don't judge a book by its cover.

#8 Edited by shulinchung (195 posts) -

8. Time slows down after you dodge an imcoming attack, not before. Hollywood movies teach us wrong. 
9. You are invincible when you are torturing some one. 
10. Bi...... I mean witches are hairy.  So hairy that they don't need clothe, just like a bitch.
#9 Posted by metalsnakezero (2586 posts) -

11. Snakes can be used as whips.

#10 Posted by OmegaPirate (5642 posts) -

12. Angles deserver a good spanking 
13. Fly me to the moon aint to shabby j-popified

#11 Posted by _Phara0h_ (925 posts) -

14. Missing medals are challenge levels hidden in the chapters.
15. the camera is a bit slow to control....

#12 Posted by hakunin (412 posts) -
@THAfara0: 16. The speed of the camera can be adjusted in the options menu ;)
#13 Posted by Daryl (1776 posts) -

17. People are weird. 

#14 Posted by _Phara0h_ (925 posts) -
@hakunin: thank you
@Daryl: You mean Japanese people are weird?
#15 Posted by Daryl (1776 posts) -
@THAfara0: No.
#16 Posted by Linkyshinks (11405 posts) -

18. Torture is fun.

#17 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6651 posts) -

19. DAT ASS!

#18 Posted by Stephen_Von_Cloud (1537 posts) -

20.  Bitch has a dragon in her hair.  Someone get her a brush.

#19 Posted by dbz1995 (4959 posts) -

20. People hate the PS3

#20 Posted by Daryl (1776 posts) -

22. Don't play Bayonetta. 

#21 Posted by amir90 (2243 posts) -

23. When blowing into a gold instrument, the result will end in hurting you badly.

#22 Posted by Linkyshinks (11405 posts) -

24.Minge demon

#23 Posted by IanYarborough (166 posts) -

To not fuck with a stripper; you might just get a forty foot long high-heel made of hair up yer backside. You may not like that.

#24 Edited by metalsnakezero (2586 posts) -

26. You must dance to tell who is the real Bayonetta and not Joy.

#25 Posted by _Phara0h_ (925 posts) -
@Daryl: So your in this camp or didn't you play it at all?  
27. Not for sourpusses that can't look past cultural creative differences and are to young to understand the cultural commentary and references in the game.
#26 Posted by Daryl (1776 posts) -
@THAfara0: Nice article.
#27 Posted by GunnBjorn (2905 posts) -

28. That i still struggle to subdue my adolescent urges.    
#28 Edited by Dungeonbuster (37 posts) -

29. Ice skating can be both a fun diversion and a deadly attack style
30. The angry spirit of a Vietnam vet can be used to blow away angels

#29 Posted by funkyblam (41 posts) -

31. hot nuns are actually super hot witches disguised as nuns

#30 Posted by Cirdain (3463 posts) -

32. Fuuuuuuuuuck yes oh c'mon yeah yeah oh yes like  that ooh fuck

#31 Posted by Linkyshinks (11405 posts) -

33.   Mummy is a witch, and witches protect people and are very strong

#32 Posted by mordukai (7830 posts) -

34. Japanese games still suffer from bad english dialogues and VO. 
35. The 360 controller is not suited for action adventure games. 

#33 Posted by super_machine (1972 posts) -

36. A quick time event will only appear when you take your hand away to scratch your head because shit you just played is that crazy. 
37. In Vigrid, trees spin when you look at them while turning.

#34 Posted by PillClinton (3358 posts) -

38.  Japanese humor never ceases to amuse me.

#35 Posted by buzz_clik (7287 posts) -

39. Brenda Lee does a great version of "Fly Me to the Moon"

#36 Posted by Alphiehyr (1178 posts) -

40. The tight latex suit doesn't look good on everyone. Even with a perfect body - the glasses and that mole just kills it.

#37 Posted by Kokoro (166 posts) -

41. Witches aren't always evil.

#38 Posted by Tuggah (1085 posts) -

42. Putting a hot lady as your main character actually works.

#39 Posted by floodiastus (1288 posts) -

23. Japanese people are crazy

#40 Posted by sails (3 posts) -
@floodiastus said:
" 23. Japanese people are crazy "
i am with you on that, also
43. No matter what the game or the anime-manga, none of the characters that japanese create resemble themselves, even the slightest bit.
#41 Edited by TheSilentTruth (1251 posts) -

44. You don't need cardboard to breakdance.

#42 Posted by Catolf (2788 posts) -
@Daryl:  Why?
23. When all else fails dress as a nun and whoop ass

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